Suspicious Minds - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

Very excited!

• Damn...more sexytimes with Wade and Zoe...
• Oh, God, Lemon's houseboat...I really don't like her new direction. 
• Damn, Wade, is funny as hell with George. 
• Oh, Zoe, don't be taken in by Ruby...please.
• God, Lemon is so annoying. I like her outfits, but her personality is awful. 
• Oh, dear, Lord, what is with the slutty doctor outfit? Damn, he's got another girl!
• Damn, catfight!
• Magnolia and Brick are funny, haha. 
• Oh, Zoe, why are you trusting Ruby...damn, Wade is so cool about this.
• Hahaha, Lemon to the Belles about Ruby. I love it! Wait, is she pregnant?! NO! 
• Zach is bald! Not attractive! Oh, Zoe, you're embarrassing yourself. 
• I refuse to accept Lemon as a single mother...please don't make her be pregnant, she doesn't deserve that. 
• Oh, yay, it's Shelby...not. She's a freaking psycho. Great skin! GREAT SKIN! Wooooooooo!
• Oh, Zoe, "Barkeep!"? Really?
• Damn, Lemon, are you seriously shoplifting a pregnancy test? Oh, shit, they're caught! This is not good for Lavon's campaign! 
• Lavon getting a pregnancy test for his gator...plausible excuse, yes?
• Oh, Zoe, you are so plastered. And you just shouted it?! Dumb bitch! 
• Brick and Magnolia are so cute! 
• Oh, God, he's still with Shelby?
• Ruby, you fucking bitch, I hope you lose. Epically and publicly. 
• Oh, thank God, she's not pregnant! 
• Lemon gets seasick! Oh, yes, she better move home! Oh, no, swapping houses is a bad idea! 
• Oh, no...Lavon has to win! Oh, that was heartbreaking. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon's confessing! 
• Oh, for God's sake, Shelby, what is your problem! Thanks for just saying it aloud George. 
• I like this Frank character, he will welcome the zombies!
• Oh, yay, there is hope for the Lavon campaign! Woooo! 
• Giving Magnolia that credit card was a bad idea, Brick!
• Aw, this is a nice ending! I love the music, and the happy vibes, and everyone sticking it to Ruby. 
• Oh, a Zoe and Wade scene. He just agreed to casual monogamy with her!!!!!!!!!!! And the blonde was from the hardware store! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! YES!

So freaking awesome!!!!!!!!! Watch it right now!

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If It Makes You Happy - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Still not sure who I'm rooting for, but I know I don't want Ruby as mayor.

• Ooooooh, sexy shirtless singing Wade! 
• Lavon better still be mayor...
• Ah, yes, Zoe saving the world...
• That awkward moment...come on, George, what are you doing here? Oh, God, George, you just told her you're going on a date? How awkward was this! 
• I love the black dress Zoe is standing on a chair in. Oh, this is hilarious! Haha, he's from the magazine!
• Oh, poor Tom, he's so cute.
• Hahaha, that Lemon and Annabeth scene was hilarious.
• Oh, Ruby, what a bitch you are...
• Oh, damn...we found George's new date!
• Leprosy? Leprosy?! Really? Haha, I love Tom.
• Oh, dear, Wade's response to the leprosy thing is hilarious! 
• Oh, God, the date...
• By the way, poor Brick...
• Oh, Brick are you going to tell Shelby? Please tell Shelby, I think that would be hilarious!
• I assume I'm supposed to recognize this band, but I don't.
• Annabeth looks beautiful in that dress with the pearls and green earrings. I like Lemon's jacket a lot.
• Oh, damn, Ruby and Cricket! Bitches!
• Wait, do armadillos really carry leprosy? Hahahaha, "leprosy of the brain." I LOVE Earl. 
• Oh, Wade...you are a terrible liar...aw, poor Wade. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon...I believe in you! 
• Oh, Brick, I love you. 
• Damn, Lemon and Ruby are getting vicious. 
• Ruby is such a bitch...I hope she gets humiliated. 
• YES, LEMON! Woooooo! Damn, she looks good in that dress! I am so glad she got Walt. 
• Hahahahahahaha! Wade talking about "The Great Alabama Leprosy Epidemic" is hilarious...oh, and he's getting deep. 
• Yes, Lemon and Walt are outside! Together! Kissing! And Lemon can't do it...damn. 
• Oh, damn, Brick and George are really going at it...
• Oh, damn, Tom's a virgin? Oh...wow...
• That's right, Lavon, you tell it to that bitch. 
• Interesting Lemon developments...
• Oh, my God, please tell me Zoe is coming over to play video games with Wade. Aw, haha, this is too cute. 

Yay! Great episode! Go watch it! 

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Always on my Mind - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited for this show...still not sure if I'm rooting for Wade or George...

• Okay, I'm not going to lie, I am loving the whole Wade/Zoe sex thing...oh, dear  God, Wade saying "Come on" in that seductive way with his Southern accent just made me melt. 
• Haha, that was hilarious! With Zoe and Rose, haha. 
• Haha, Brick is so funny...I'm not sure how I feel about the whole Lemon gets a job thing. 
• Also not sure about Lavon and Ruby...
• Haha, Lemon is the worst waitress ever...and poor Wade, haha. 
• Wow, I keep forgetting how hot and sweet George is. 
• I do appreciate Zoe and Wade's chemistry...ah, yes, I love the idea of a bet of no sex between them, haha. 
• Uh-oh...not getting taken off of Southern Living's top 100 towns! The horror!
• Haha, that ketchup comment was funny. 
• Oh, awkward George and Wade moment...or not. They just get over it, haha. 
• Bluebellapalooza has disaster written all over it. 
• Oh, Brick, this is such a ploy! 
• Haha, this is so funny! She is so going to have sex with him...oh, whoa, who opens the doors all shirtless and sexy? 
• Haha, Wade's dating advice is hilarious. 
• Oh, Zoe, you are so pulling over...ah, there she goes...haha! Rose!
• Oh, God, Lemon is going to be a bitch about it. Damn....
• Aw, poor George, haha, this is sweet in a sad way. 
• Uh-oh....Of course, she would be allergic to seafood. 
• Damn, Wade and Lilly-Anne are hilarious! 
• Oh, George, don't worry about Lemon! She is a bitch and deserves this! Oh, this is kind of a sweet scene, but George, you need to get back to little miss volleyball player before she leaves. Or thinks you're a busboy...damn!
• Oooooh, jealousy!
• Aw, Lemon's little sister is so cute! 
• Oh, God, Lilly-Anne really is a hypochondriac. 
• Oh, no, Wade, don't be like that! 
• George singing? Yes, please. Aaaaah! Ramblin' Man! I love this! George is really hot, but the original is better. 
• That bitch is running for mayor?! Oh, Ruby, you bitch, I'm sorry I ever said I liked you. 
• Oh, Wade, how could wink at Zoe like that! George, too, with all those women! 
• And the trailer is about leprosy? Really? Oh, dear. 

Great episode, lots of love triangle angst and gorgeous Wade abs. 

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I Fall to Pieces - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 1 PREMIERE!

*This review contains spoilers.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I am so excited! Here it comes after a whole year!

• Oh, my God! Wade's beautiful abs! He's still in her bed!
• Oh, wow, do I love Lemon in this moment of attempted choking. 
• Oh, damn! Two boys in one night! I am rooting for Wade! 
• I love the landscapes and outfits of this town. 
• Aw, poor George and his grand romantic gesture...I'm rooting for him, too! 
• OH, DAMN! It's WADE! Oh, Zoe Hart, you are screwed, in both senses of the word. 
• And George figures it out! Oh, my God! Wow, great acting, love this show!
• Oh, whoa....Wade, you are so shirtless and so beautiful. And you're going to be emotionally immature and pretend...oh, damn, he just called her sex B minus! 
• Ooooh, shut down Lemon! A job? Oh, no!
• Zoegate? Oh, is that going to be a thing now? 
• Damn, this old guy is hilarious with his homewrecker comments. I like this Ruby a lot. 
• Oh, wait, I liked Brick and Emily! 
• Oh, wow, I really like this Ruby...
• Oh, George Tucker? Sweetest guy in the world. Not as sexy or scruffy or country as Wade, but you are so sweet and romantic and charming....Zoe, if you hurt him, I will end you. Damn you, Brick! Oh, he is literally begging, "Choose me," right now...how is she not melting into a puddle of goo mumbling "I love you, George"? That would so be me. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon has arrived with a knife...Oh, damn, she's having a panic attack or something! 
• Oh, my God, a hostage crisis? This is crazy!
• Oh, Wade and George are so going to fight...oh, damn, there they go! Aaaaah! Wow, what a fight...
• Oh, my God, kidnapping with a deadly weapon. Hahahahahahaha, this is hilarious!
• Oh, wow, Lemon is being mature here. And George and Wade so totally aren't. 
• I hope they're not setting up Lemon/Wade. 
• Not sure if I like Ruby as much as I did earlier. 
• Oh, come on...haha, wow. 

Great first episode of this season, I highly recommend it and the show. 

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Bachelorettes and Bullets - Hart of Dixie, Season 1 Episode 18

*THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS*

Oh my God! This was the best episode of Hart of Dixie in a while! I admit, I was getting a little bored with the show, but this episode was a showstopper!

1. First, Magnolia's attempt at a bachelorette party and Wade's hunting speech were both hilarious!
2. Jesse is really hot, and I liked the chemistry between him and Zoe!
3. However, I liked Wade's jealousy even more, but the "sticking with your own kind" comment was a little much for me. 
4. Lemon/Lavon/George drama! OH MY GOD! Whoa! I'm not going to spoil it here, but everything, and I mean everything, comes crashing down!

This is a must-see episode!