As Time Goes By - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 12

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• Henry Winchester was so pretty and so suave and I LOVED HIM!
• Also, this whole Man of Letters, secret society of knowledge cult thing is AWESOME!
• Casablanca reference!
• Also, the next episode is about giants and Nazis. What, guys? Really, CW? This is either going to be so terrible or so great. 

LARP and the Real Girl - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 11

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Renaissance fairs? The Winchester boys dresses like knights and kings and such? I cannot tell you how much I am all over this! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Setting up Garth as new Bobby?
Like the good old days!!! Where the boys took out a monster a week! Woooo!
Dean wanting to play the game....that is so cute. Oh, my freaking God, that ending was the best thing I have ever seen. I am serious, if you missed that, drop whatever you are doing and watch it now!

Torn and Frayed - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 10

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Oh, my God, it's back, it's back, it's back!

• Kathmandu is awesome. Things like this are why Supernatural is the best show on television. 
• Dean is beautiful
• Boys, don't fight. 
• Samandriel, poor baby. 
• Whoa, whoa, Sam and Amelia?!
• Burning bush!
• There she is, baby! Wooo Metallicar!
• HOLY GOD, THERE IS HAIR ON SAM WINCHESTER'S CHEST! WHOA! Is that a thing now, do they not wax his chest? If so, that is super sexy...*rowr!*
• Whoa, Heaven's a conspiracy?
• NOOOO! NOT SAMANDRIEL!
• Dean, no, don't break up with Benny!!!!
• Oh, my God, is Sam there? Gasp, no! Gasp, she turns around and he's there! No, he's back with Dean! YES! Winchester brothers forever! 

AAAAAAAAAAH, what a great episode! 

Citizen Fang - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 9

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I am SO excited to see what happens with Sam and Amelia. 

• Ooooooh, Louisiana! Hey, that's Benny, oh, no, he's "Roy," now. I bet one of them is totally a hunter or something. 
• Oh, damn! 
• Oh, okay...Crazy Martin is your source? Nice, Sam. You had Mostly Okay Martin trail Benny?! Sammy! 
• Oh, poor Dean. That look is heartrending!
• Whoa, whoa, Amelia wants to be with Sam even though hubby is back from the dead? 
• Oh, Dean and pie? Yes! 
• Yes, I love it when Dean hits on anything female...he is so ridiculous, but so adorable about it! 
• Oh, damn, another body from Benny? What is going on? Oh, no!
• Ooooooooooh, confrontation! 
• Oh, a rogue vampire! Yay! Benny is still a good guy!
• Oh, come on Crazy Martin, you've got to believe in Dean's judgment! 
• Ouch, that veiled comment about Benny never letting him down, you are certainly pulling out all the stops here Dean. 
• Jesus Christ, Martin, that was so unnecessary! 
• Oh, dear God, Sam and Don and the bar...oh, this is awkward. Oh, wow, let's respect Amelia's choice was SO not the result I was expecting. 
• Oh, Benny, please be careful! 
• Whoa, what a text from Amelia? Oh, damn, and he runs off and does it, too! 
• Is that Desmond? Oh, get him Dean, get him!
• Awww, poor Dean, with "...guys like us, we don't get a home, we don't get a family." That is so sad. 
• Awwwwww, poor Benny, having to leave his great-granddaughter and his hometown. 
• Oh, fuck, no, Martin is going after Elizabeth, that bastard!
• Oh, dear, Benny, I hope you can talk Martin down. 
• WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, I should have known, the Winchester boys can't ever be close to anyone. 
• Now, what the hell is wrong with Amelia? Why would she text him, if they're fine? Who does that?
• Wait, that's Martin!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, Sammy, do not hang up on your brother!
• Amelia!!!! WHAT?! No, I've got to see where they're going!

Wonderful episode! Absolutely loved it! Watch it ASAP! 

Hunteri Heroici - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 8

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So excited, wooo!

• I love Olivia’s dress…aw, her and Gary are so cute! Oh, dear God, it’s like a cartoon! 
• Aw, Sam and Amelia are so cute! Oh, poor Sam, trying to impressive her dad…ouch, a fixer-upper. 
• Oh, I love Cas, I love Cas so much.
• Haha, Dean calls the woman who lets her husband cheat, “The best wife ever.” Love it, Love him.
• Another weird, cartoon-y death, hmmm. 
• Haha, Cas and the insect-rabbit hybrid…and Dean saying, it’s not funny, it’s hilarious. I love Dean…he’d be the best boyfriend in the world. 
• No, Dean and Cas, don’t fight!’
• Collateral weird, haha, I love it!
• This old lady hitting on Cas is freaking wonderful!
• The cat actually talks! I love that!
• Oh, wow, I love that we’ve got an old Winchester family friend in Fred!
• Oh, no, I hope none of the old people are hurt!
• Oh, good, they live!
• Oh, no, the diamonds! The thief is her boyfriend! Oh, shit, he’s dying! And saved by Cas.
• Oh, damn, the doctor is evil!
• I like Sam and Amelia much more now.
• Oh, I hope they don’t do anything bad to Fred…I like him. That’s nice that he is still happy.
• Oh, no, Cas, don’t separate from the boys! 
• Oh, no, Don is alive?! Aw, poor Sammy!
• What a sweet, sad, melancholy ending.

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A Little Slice of Kevin - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 7

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• Uh-oh, demon mom at the fingerpainting place. 
• God, I love it when the Dean drives and listens to classic tunes...
• Holy shit, is that Cas?!?!?!?!?
• Uh-oh...weird disappearances and creepy happenings? Sounds like a job for the Winchesters!
• Oh, no, they've got the angel who wears the uniform! He was cute. 
• Oh, he's giving Crowley names...those are probably the people who keep going missing.
• Hey, there's paint boy! Oh, look, these must be all the people!
• Oh, damn, it's the Trans! I love Mrs. Tran...she is a freaking badass. 
• Oh, God...Delta the witch....yikes.
• It's Cas!!!! Is Dean cracking or is Cas back from the dead?
• Oh, poor Dean, your guilt is adorable...I love you so. 
• Oh, God, people, they are not aliens. Get a grip. Oh, he thinks they're prophets...and now that dude is dead. Oh, stupid bitch, don't read it to him. Oh, wow, haha. 
• Mrs. Tran, I would not trust this bitch. 
• Cas is in the mirror! He speaks! 
• Yes, flashback to Purgatory...aw, nice Dean and Benny moment! 
• Dean, don't be upset about Cas being back, be happy!
• Hit her, Mrs. Tran...Oh, damn it, Delta's working with Crowley. 
• Wooooooooooooo, yeah Mrs. Tran! Love it!
• Chuck's dead? Damn! 
• Oh, Dean, sweetheart, when is it ever actually your fault?
• Annndddd Mrs. Tran has a demon in the trunk...I love her. 
• Uh-oh, have they been torturing Kevin? HOLY FUCK THAT WAS HIS PINKY FINGER!!!!!!! 
• The archangel Metatron? Metatron? Really? Oh, God...this is great. 
• Damn, demon bombs really work!
• Oh, God, Crowley and Cas are going to duel! Damn, Castiel is sexy as hell. Okay, okay, they've got Kevin and half a tablet. 
• Sam, you're sending them to Garth?
• Aw, Cas and Dean, don't fight! 
• Cas opted to stay behind! What?
• Whoa, Cas just zoned out to heaven? Weird...
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Southern Comfort - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 6

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I'm still in "awww" mode because Ollie was being so sensitive last episode of Arrow, but I'll try to keep from  gushing too profusely at you. 

• Oooooh, whatever are we doing in Mississippi? 2
• Oh, I hate it when the boys fight...aw, "He's my friend, Sam." What a sweet way of sticking up for Benny! 
• Oooooh, he turns it on poor Sammy! 
• Hahahaha, Dean, you never cease to make me grin! 
• Lols, I love that he's a Texas Ranger in Missouri.
• I like the impression we get of the hunter's world through Garth's taking over of Bobby's job...it's like a strange system or company. 
• Green ectoplasm? That's a thing now? What could it be?
• Oh, shit, Mary carved the name with her fingernails! 
• Sarah Alcott had one night with Chester? At high school prom? What does that have to do with anything? Ooooh, I love these detective type scenes. 
• Garth went to college? And dental school? The Tooth Fairy? What! 
• Jeff? Who is Jeff? Oh, no, Scott has ectoplasm in his ear! And scalded Jeff and used a shovel! GHOST OF CIVIL WAR SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
•  Sussex? As in the place in England? As in the ship? As in the short story by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle...thoughts?
• More Amelia flashbacks? Oooooooh, sexytimes. 
• Oh, Dean, stop running from your emotions...you know you want to talk to Garth about this...aw, Dean, why did you have to snap at poor Garth like that?
• Okay, so they both had grudges...okay, okay specter, an avenging ghost!
• The specter is the unknown solider? The Confederate Unknown Soldier? Why not, this show is no stranger to preposterousness. 
• Oh, Garth, you are too sentimental, it's endearing. "We won." Dean, you are an insensitive bastard. (Stephanie says, "Dean you are awesome!")
• Oh, no, poor Scott! Oh, damn, it's in the deputy! who shot the Sheriff! Damn!
• Oh, wait, Amelia wants her and Sam to just be friends with benefits...oh, poor Sammy!
• Oh, poor Dean, oh, no!
• Oh, two brothers fought on opposite sides! I see. 
• A penny?!
• Oh, shit, the specter is in Dean!!!!!! Awww, poor Dean!
• Ooh, I like this scene of tracing the path of the penny a lot. 
• Oh, damn...this is so rough, I hate it when the boys fight. So, so much. Demon blood, Ruby, losing his soul, Samuel...Dean is laying it on thick...but he did get left in Purgatory. 
• Oh, no, don't hurt each other! Oh, oh, this is awful! 
• How can Garth touch it?
• Aw, how sweet the advice Garth is giving is....awwwww, hug! 
• Oh, Sammy is being so sweet towards Amelia, who is being such a bitch. Aw, handholding!
• For God's sake, Sam! Dean! Boys! Oh, my God!

What an amazing episode! So emotionally wrenching, watch immediately! 

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Blood Brother - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 5

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Halloween episode of Supernatural! Woooooooooo!

• Oh, damn, vampire fight! I'm rooting for Benny. 
• Oh, no, they still haven't found Kevin? 
• God, the Winchesters are so attractive. 
• I like the loyalty Dean is showing towards Benny here. 
• Hahahahahaha, Dean is so funny! 
• Aw, Sam is concerned about his Amelia?
• Aw, Sammy is a handyman now? Cute. 
• Yes, we get to see a little more Cas! 
• Aw, it's sweet that everything reminds Sam of his time in Amelia's time. 
• His nest took out yachts? Damn...Vampirates! Lol!!!! I love you, Dean!
• Oooooh, Benny has a "her"? I like...Aw, no, tragedy!
• Dean is texting Sam? Oh, wait, no, he's not. 
• Oh, damn, Andrea is alive! Well, sort of! Benny, no!
• Aw, this is terrible...Dean, be the amazing Winchester you are and fix everything! But don't ignore Sammy!
• I think Amelia is a bit of a bitch...
• Damn, Andrea is a bitch too! Oh, wait, no, they're kissing! 
• Aw, poor Sammy, feeling so ignored!
• Oh, Benny, I'm rooting for you in this confrontation!
• YES! MORE CAS in Purgatory!
• Sam, you named your dog Dog? Really? ...And you're flirting ineptly. He buys all his clothes from Army Surplus? Damn, that is creepy. 
• Oh, Dean, why are you freaking Sam out? He's going to crash?
• Oh, for God's sake, Benny, you son of a bitch...Andrea is right there! If you don't love her back, so help me God....OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
• Yes, more flashbacks! Damn, those were easy Leviathans to take out!
• Sam and Benny meeting, yay! Oh, Sam, be cool!

What a phenomenal episode! Aaaah! Watch it as soon as you possibly can if you missed it!

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Bitten - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 4

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Yay! So excited! Wooooooooooo!

• Oh, boys, I love you so. 
• Mysterious note on laptop? Who are these guys? They're funny as hell, and kind of cute too....
• This is lasting a very long time...and CW said this was a "unique" episode...what if it's just this, and no Sam and Dean? I don't know if I like this...no, wait, I do, I don't like this. 
• They're doing Lord of the Flies in a college classroom? We did that freshman year!
• There's Sam and Dean! The Winchester! There they are! Oh, this is how it's unique...not from their perspective...I don't like this. 
• Oh, gods, they're doing night vision as the creature comes for them...this is so Blair Witch....I cannot handle this. 
• Oh, whoa, what if it's the Beast from Lord of the Flies, and it's actually real?
• Okay, not a scratch on Michael...good, I like him. 
• Oh, damn, super strength to lift his girlfriend up...werewolf?
• Aw, poor Brian thinks he's Piggy :(
• YES! Sam and Dean! Wooo! Mayan God?
• Holy shit! He's growing really long fingers and fangs and stuff! What is he? 
• I feel like threatening Kate like that might set Michael off.
• Oh, Kate, don't say you're afraid of him...oh, God, saying it's so hot is bad. 
• Oh, shit, there's Michael! Covered in blood! Okay, I'm glad Kate is being understanding about this...but Brian needs to be cool. 
• Oh, shit, he's going for Brian, damn it! Aw, but he looks too cute crying on her lap that I can't hand him. 
• More Dean! 
• Oh, dear, what are they doing? Oh, damn, they suspect a pureblood werewolf?
• Okay, okay, thank you, Kate, for being the voice of reason...I really, really hope Michael is okay, he's  super sweet. 
• Oh, my God, the professor's pin! It was on the ground! It's him, it's him! 
• What kind of dumbass walks up to a suspected werewolf with a video camera no less and opens their big mouth and says, "I know what you are"? That's like number one on the list of ways to die in B-rated horror movies! 
• Oh, dear God, Brian you've lost your mind. 
• Oh, damn, are they going to get the Professor? They did...
• Oh, God, don't maul each other over Kate, please...?
• Oh, no! NOT MICHAEL! I liked him!
• Oh, God, declaring your undying love over the body over her true love and then biting her is not a good way to go about making a woman love you. Just a tip. 
• Oh, damn, she got the bastard! 
• Poor Michael and Kate! :(
• Aw, this is sad, with all their hopes and stuff. 
• I want to see the Winchesters' reactions to this...
• And Dean wants to let Kate go...I love him so much. ...And he was thinking about saying awesome a lot. 
• Aw, Dean...you have a sexy voice and are very, very adorable sometimes. 

Okay, that was enjoyable, I suppose...but if I don't get my normal hit of Winchester next week I'm going to be very upset. 

Heartache - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 3

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YAY!

• Don't you know jogging is the most dangerous hobby? You see? You see?!
• Aw, boys, don't fight!
• Dean, don't fight with the cop! Oh, who am I kidding, I love it when you do that. 
• Uh-oh, crazy Arthur is probably possessed or something. No, not possessed....hmm...this is a tough one! Uh-oh, is that suicide? 
• Oooooh, the boys look so hot in just their white button down shirts. 
• Oh, no, language unknown! Oooh, interesting. 
• Yes, back to the good old days of rock star names. 
• Oh, damn, he cut out his transplanted eye! 
• I love when they bring up old stuff like the same professor who helped with the Amazons...
• Brick Holmes? Who? Oh, some quarterback...did he have a cursed body or something?
• Ooooh, ritualistic ceremony...glowing heart, scary glowing eyes! Awesome special effects!
•  Oh, God, Dean, did you just ask her if her dead son was in a cult? Tactless!
• Whoa, whoa, Mommy dearest knows something....oh, whoa, it's Randa! Whoa!
• Oh, I love these bits...Ancient Mayan...Death by corn god?
• Oh, who is Betsy? Oh, whoa, it's the same person! Cool!
• Okay, the Mayan corn god had a big following of athletes...so, Brick made a deal with Kakow? 
• Oh, okay, his name is Inyo and he did do the corn god sacrifice thing. Tragic story. :(
• ....And a stripper has the heart? Oh, Randa...oh, damn, don't get Dean! Oh, yes, he's got her!
• ....Hmmm, I guess Eleanor wasn't evil after all.
• Oh, Dean, you are such a warrior. Come on, Sam, don't ruin Dean's buzz...Sam, you can't mean this...I want you to have a sweet, marriage-y type relationship, but Dean needs you too, Sam! Uh-oh, flashback...is Amelia missing? Aw, how sweet, a birthday picnic! I like the lovely bright light and such...aw, Sammy's sweet little smile. I kind of want him to have both worlds...

Really, really great episode, and I am loving what they appear to be setting us up for. 

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What's Up, Tiger Mommy? - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 2

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Oh, my God! It's back on! Wooooo!

• Creepy old man with a bone is your cue to run, cheery bank lady. Sigh, I kind of liked you. 
• Aw, poor Kevin. 
• Poor Mrs. Tran, haha. 
• Oh, damn, Mrs. Tran is hilarious...and a total badass. 
• Oh, Dean, you're totally going to go for it aren't you? Love you so much. 
• An auction held by Pluto? Oh, I am so down with that. 
• Oh, this auction is super cool! 
• Oh, no! Their plan is foiled! God, this is such an amazing show. 
• Damn, Mrs. Tran, you are a fucking badass. 
• Awww, I want Cas back! :(
• Oh, Cas, why would you have abandoned Dean? To protect him? Oh, boys, please talk out your problems and have a bromance again!
• Hammer of Thor? Finger bone of the first giant? This is so cool!
• Damn, Mrs. Tran is my freaking hero! Oh, this is so tense! What an amazing scene! I love it!
• Oh, fuck! Crowley! No, you bastard! 
• Sam is using Thor's Hammer...this is a thing? I like this thing. 
• Oh, damn...at least Kevin's mom is alive, I think. I hope she pulls through. 
• Oh, no! They've run away? 

Ah, what an episode! Absolutely awesome, totally watch it right now if you haven't. 

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We Need to Talk about Kevin - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 1 PREMIERE

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OMG OMG OMG OMG! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Yayayayaya! It's actually happening!

• It's been said before and will be said again by more elegant fingers than mine, but Dean and Sam Winchester are two of the sexiest men around. 
• Oh, Lord, did I miss this show. 
• One year later! Oh, whoa! God, I love the shot of that hazy wilderness...and, of course, they're in the tent and the monster is outside...no, wait, DEAN! IT'S DEAN! Beautiful, wonderful Dean! 
• Ah, here comes the classic hit! And Dean is so ruggedly sexy striding down the road in his layers. 
• Ah, the classic Winchester scene of digging up a grave....whoa, whoa, Dean has a molten arm...awesome special effects...and he conjured...who, exactly? A vampire....hmm....
• And Sam has a wife or girlfriend and a dog? In Texas? With long, beautiful locks? THE IMPALA! 
• THEY'RE TOGETHER! Wooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, Dean, cautious as ever. YES! Winchester bro hug! The best kind! 
• Yes, where's Cas? Didn't make it? What? What?! Let go? What does that mean, Dean? Aaaah, don't  leave me like this! 
• What?! Sam doesn't hunt anymore? No, no, no, the show is about them two hunting together...no, no, boys don't fight! 
• Oh, no, Sam, please tell Dean you looked for him...oh, poor Dean! Aw...oh, this is excruciating!
• Just a thing, is it me, or have their voices gotten deeper? It's a good thing, haha, still sexy, of course. 
• Oh, whoa...poor Kevin Tran! 
• Oh, no, Dean, don't chastise poor Sammy! 
• Whoa, whoa, there has to be a "we"...okay, good. 
• Ah, yes, they're packing up on the Impala. And Dean is back behind the wheel of his baby! Yes! \
• Flashback to Purgatory? Yes, please! Oh, here's the guy from the beginning! 
• Okay, whoa, commercial break, I get to breathe. I can't get over that this is actually happening! Aaaah! 
• Okay, okay, they are back in a hotel room together! Life is so freaking awesome! Sam has beautiful hair and Jensen has beautiful skin. 
• Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is Sam's concern for humanity? 
• A girl? Ah yes, which girl? Wait, there isn't a girl anymore? He left her like that? Oh, Sammy found Amelia and her dog...
• Aw, poor Dean on the floor at the end of the bed, all emotional and stuff. 
• Another flashback...that guy, Benny, again! Ah, a human portal...a deal, I see. 
• Damn, Channing is a stuck up bitch....who slices her roommate's throat! WHOA! Channing is possessed! 
• Flashback to Sam's family life? Oh, damn, what happened to the poor puppy? 
• Aw, he buys Dean a burger! Aw, so cute! And Dean's pleasure at eating it is adorable. 
• To Iowa! And Kevin has a gun?! Oh, holy water or something...Kevin is okay, okay good. Hmmm, how did you escape, Kevin? ANOTHER Word of God? Demons? Hellgates? In Wisconsin? It would be Wisconsin...they would have a hellgate, they just would...oh, whoa, Kevin Tran you are a badass. Banishing all demons and closing the gates of hell? Yes! 
• Oh, no, boys don't fight! Wait, wait, if they kill all the demons, what will happen to the show? 
• Oh, Sammy is being idealistic again, I love him. 
• YES! Back to Amelia and the dog! Ouch, she is a bit bitchy here. Beautiful skin, though. 
• It's Purgatory? What does that mean...oh, yes! Fight scene! God, did I miss this! 
• CROWLEY! Haha, "There's a demon in you and you're going to your safety school" is without a doubt the best line ever!
• Damn, Kevin is a total badass! 
• Oh, shit, Channing! 
• Oh, yes, Kevin, Sam and Dean know all about girls dying on them...they've got the Winchester dicks of death, according to my badass roommate Catherine. 
• Whoa, the relationship between Benny and Dean is certainly interesting....

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!

Best premiere ever! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!

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Of Grave Importance - Supernatural, Season 7 Episode 19

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For those of you that follow me on Twitter, you know that this is the first episode I watched as it aired, since I just decided to watch Supernatural this January...yay!

My Thoughts:

1. I've been really angsty and depressed lately, but the conversation between Dean and Sam about Hemingway, foxholes, and Annie made me laugh so hard!
2. I love that the show had an episode that was so...I don't want to say simplistic, but we got back to the old days of haunted houses and such.
3. I really loved Annie, she was fun and feisty!
4. I also really really loved the perspective of the ghosts - that was always something I'd wanted to see. 
5. Dean in the shower! If you haven't watched the episode, know that there is a Dean shower scene! (one that is well worth watching...not very gratuitous...but, still...)
6. I don't know what I think about the boys' reaction to Bobby's ghostliness. I wanted them to embrace him with open arms and have a big, happy, supernatural Supernatural family...but stuff like that rarely happens.

This was a great episode - you won't be disappointed! If you don't watch the show, check it out!It's the best thing on TV!

As always, what did you think? Did you like it too? Please feel free to comment!