As Time Goes By - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 12

*This review contains spoilers.*

• Henry Winchester was so pretty and so suave and I LOVED HIM!
• Also, this whole Man of Letters, secret society of knowledge cult thing is AWESOME!
• Casablanca reference!
• Also, the next episode is about giants and Nazis. What, guys? Really, CW? This is either going to be so terrible or so great. 

Catch Me If You Can - Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 11

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• Yay, Elena agreed to trust Damon, that's always good. 
• I like Team Klaus versus Team Shane versus Team Rebecca
• Jeremy and Damon's dynamic is adorable!
• Oh, whoa, Kol took out their vampires!
• Aw, Damon tries to save Jeremy! 
• Whoa, are they setting up Rebecca and Stefan? I support this. 
• Uh-oh, Bonnie vs. Shane in the interrogation room? Holy shit, he just told Bonnie the truth!
• Whoa, whoa, whoa, MATT! Do not criticize Damon or Elena's trust in him! 
• Oh, no, you better go and rescue Damon!
• Ah, Klaus, I love Klaus...he is so great. 
• Oh, no! Kol just compelled Damon to murder Jeremy? What does this mean for Delena?!
• ...Are Rebecca and Stefan going to have crazy sex now? Yep, they totally are. 
• Uh-oh, Damon, if you kill Jeremy, that will put such a damper on Delena. 
• Shane is such a douche...how can I not have seen this before. 
• Oh, thank God, he knows he's compelled and he told Elena...whew, Delena can still prosper! Woooo!
• Oh, Bonnie, just fry that bastard Shane already. 
• Holy shit, is Jeremy trying to kill Damon? No, Jeremy, don't do it...Oh, God, no, anyone but Damon....WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DID HE JUST KILL DAMON! OH MY GOD!!!! NOOOOOOOO! He's not dead, Damon must live!
• HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 
• Oh, whoa, Rebecca...is she going to dagger Kol...
• Oh, is Elena going to talk Damon down? Aw, this is so sweet, I am crying so hard over here...
• STEFAN YOU BASTARD!!!!!
• Aw, poor Damon...Stefan, what the hell is wrong with you?
• Elena, you better push your way around that fucking bastard, he bled Damon out and you need to see him! 
• You gotta love Klaus. 
• Trouble in Stefan and Rebecca paradise? Oh, nope, they're just going to have meaningless kinky sex all night. 
• Oh, I see....kill Kol is the new agenda. I like it. 

Absolutely amazing episode as always, go watch it right now if you missed it!

LARP and the Real Girl - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 11

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Renaissance fairs? The Winchester boys dresses like knights and kings and such? I cannot tell you how much I am all over this! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Setting up Garth as new Bobby?
Like the good old days!!! Where the boys took out a monster a week! Woooo!
Dean wanting to play the game....that is so cute. Oh, my freaking God, that ending was the best thing I have ever seen. I am serious, if you missed that, drop whatever you are doing and watch it now!

After School Special - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 10

OH MY GOD, ELENA TOLD DAMON "I LOVE YOU!" AND HE TOLD HER "COME TO ME!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I thought they were just teasing us with Delena, and that Stelena would prevail, but my God, DELENA was so beautiful this episode! Ahh!

If you're not watching this show, you should be.

Torn and Frayed - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 10

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Oh, my God, it's back, it's back, it's back!

• Kathmandu is awesome. Things like this are why Supernatural is the best show on television. 
• Dean is beautiful
• Boys, don't fight. 
• Samandriel, poor baby. 
• Whoa, whoa, Sam and Amelia?!
• Burning bush!
• There she is, baby! Wooo Metallicar!
• HOLY GOD, THERE IS HAIR ON SAM WINCHESTER'S CHEST! WHOA! Is that a thing now, do they not wax his chest? If so, that is super sexy...*rowr!*
• Whoa, Heaven's a conspiracy?
• NOOOO! NOT SAMANDRIEL!
• Dean, no, don't break up with Benny!!!!
• Oh, my God, is Sam there? Gasp, no! Gasp, she turns around and he's there! No, he's back with Dean! YES! Winchester brothers forever! 

AAAAAAAAAAH, what a great episode! 

The Snowmen - Doctor Who Season 7 Christmas Special

Merry Christmas everyone!

*This review contains spoilers.*

Really loved this episode!

I adored that is was set in Victorian times, and I really liked the light, just for fun feel I felt the first half or so had. I also really liked the cool new intro.

Jenna Louis-Coleman is adorable. And I was so enthralled with the scene of her discovering the TARDIS on a cloud, I feel like we haven't seen that sense of wonder and the element of magic in a long time.

"Bowties are cool!" YES! Also, "I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife," had me hysterical.

Also, Doctor and Clara so sweet on her deathbed! When he asked her to come away with him, I about died.

Oh, and, people of the internet, Matt Smith is sexy in round glasses, that is all.

I loved that they've introduce a new mystery in Clara Oswin Oswald, and I look forward to seeing where they take that.

Basically, this show captured everything that I love about Doctor Who, and, even though I know the traditional starter for someone new to Who is "Don't Blink," I think I'm going to recommend this one. We've got a new TARDIS and a new companion, so everything can be explained, and, more importantly, this episode epitomized the show, and even the Doctor himself, at least for me.

If you haven't seen it yet, do it, it is well worth your time.

Thanks for reading, and I hope you're having a merry Christmas!

O Come, All Ye Faithful - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, God, I cannot wait to see what happened.

• THEY'RE IN BED TOGETHER! 
• Damon, don't you dare revoke that sire bond! Oh, God, do that, Damon! The throwing onto the bed, and never letting leave...do that. 
• ELENA! Now is not the time to go meet Bonnie. 
• Klaus! Haha, I love him so much. 
• Haha, "postmodern snowflakes," that's hilarious. 
• Tyler buried in concrete, that is a terrible idea!
• Caroline looks freaking beautiful! 
• Jeremy is dressed as a sexy lumberjack...nice. 
• Damon, you are so beautiful. So tragically beautiful. It hurts to see how wonderful you are.
• Yikes, Professor Shady. 
• That awkward moment when...that was a nice save on Elena's part though. 
• Oooooh, this is such a wonderful Klaus/Caroline moment....Klaus/Caroline you know you are a ship, just sail already. 
• Uh-oh, this is terrible...Damon, don't you let Stefan talk you out of Elena.
• I would not be letting Professor Shady into Jeremy's head like this. I just wouldn't. 
• Ouch, Jeremy, that was rough. 
• Uh-oh, Caroline and Stefan, you've got to hold your own against Tyler...don't let him kill Klaus. 
• Oh, damn, you guys are surrounded, come on, now, you can do this! Use your vampire speed. 
• Oh, Damon, you are such a sweetie when you try to comfort Elena. 
• Oh, Tyler, don't you dare pull that card. 
• Oh, Damon, I love your tactlessness. It is precious. 
• Oh, Tyler, you are going down a dangerous path...I am firmly with the Salvatores on this one. 
• We cannot trust this Professor. 
• Besides, I want you all to be vampires. 
• Yes, why should we be trusting Professor Shady again? 
• Wait a minute...why are you forgiving him, Caroline? 
• Oh, don't trust Prof. Shady! 
• Oh, Caroline, look out...that bitch is going to be right behind you...oh, damn it, you just got your neck snapped didn't you? Nice. 
• Bonnie, careful....
• Klaus, I love you!
• Caroline, I love it when you get catty. 
• Oh, dear God, this is the most beautiful, terrible, epic....wow....oh, wow....
• Aw, that look on Klaus' face...what just happened? Why? Who? 
• Oh, Damon, don't sit outside alone...aw...
• Oh, Damon, don't make this difficult...you love Elena, she loves you...
• NO! DEAR GOD! NO!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
• Don't open your big mouth Caroline......
• She kissed him....she can fight the sire bond! Be together!!!
• Oh, Stefan, stop being a drama queen, and Tyler, you deserve this and you brought it on yourself. 
• Holy shit, what is April Young doing there?
• Come on, end scene is Delena getting back together! They must be a couple. 
• Klaus, I love you, you bastard, stop drowning Carol Lockwood. 

Oh, God, the Christmas music was amazing, and Klaus, oh, poor Klaus, and MY GOD DELENA NEEDS TO GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll Always Have Bourbon Street - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 8

*This review contains spoilers.*

Dear God, you have no idea how excited I am to see more Delena....I hope they're not teasing us with this whole sire bond thing...Delena is meant to be! It just has to be!

• Oh, God, it's on!!!!! Wheww, breathe, breathe....
• Oh, my God, no, the sire bond isn't why, it's because Damon and Elena are soulmates!!!!
• Oh, damn, waking up Damon is so hot! And she's in his shirt and his face is so beautiful, "I'm happy." Oh, my God, this is the best thing I have ever witnessed. Ever. I've been waiting four years for this, and my God is it worth it. 
• Oooh, trouble with the hybrids. 
• I love how sweet Damon is with the bag and the scarf....aw, how happy he is when she agrees....he'll be so  devastated if this is all because of the sire bond....if they make the sire bond a thing, I will be so pissed off....Damon deserves her. 
• Oh, no, Damon, don't go and do it! 
• Oh, no, creepy Professor and Bonnie hints? Not a thing, please?
• Awwww, he just said, "Please, for me," to her.....don't break his heart! God dammit! Why do you have to ruin Delena like this! 
• New Orleans, 1942...flashback, please? YES!!!!! So, there's a Charlotte? Damn, Damon sires everyone! 
• Oh, God, they're going to drink spirit tea from Shane? Scary!
• Stefan! Damon is not wrong for Elena! Shut up!
• Wow, Stefan and Damon are making nice in the forties...oh, Lexi, shut up! 
• Aw, why does everyone have to be so terrible to Damon?
• Oh, God, Tyler, don't go putting people in their places...not cool!
• Ooooooh, damn, Stefan and Damon are going at it! I'm not going to lie, I love it when they fight! 
• Oh, shit, Charlotte is still there! Damon! Oh! 
• Damn, they're having tons of fun!
• Caroline, you bitch, Damon is not a sociopathic narcissist! Oh, my God, how dare you make Elena feeling bad about making love to Damon in the culmination of four years of my most fervent wishes. 
• She's falling in love with him! YES! CAROLINE!!!! YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!
• I'm glad they took her...I cannot believe Caroline would do that!
• Wait, wait, the bond effects how you act, not how you feel? HOPE FOR DELENA!!!
• What, Val's daughter? Damn! NO, DON'T HURT DAMON!
• WAIT, YES!!!! STONE COLD PROOF!!!! ELENA LOVES DAMON AND DAMON AND STEFAN KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, damn, Tyler is taking down Kim. 
• Oh, wow, power trip for Tyler. 
• Oh, God, Damon to Charlotte is so sad...
• Lexi, you are so horrible to Damon! Everyone is so freaking terrible to Damon, I can't handle it. 
• Oh, no, Bonnie, expression from Shane! 
• I cannot watch the destruction of Delena...I can't just do this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, dear God, no, no!!!!! Damon, you are the good guy, you always have been!!!! Don't break it off with Elena, don't do this, you're the right man for her! You love her, she loves you!
• WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay, okay, the destruction of Delena did not occur! We're still in the clear! Please, CW, have a heart....Damon is the sweetest, most wonderful, most beautiful, most caring, most loving, best man in the entire world...he deserves happiness and Elena and love!

Citizen Fang - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am SO excited to see what happens with Sam and Amelia. 

• Ooooooh, Louisiana! Hey, that's Benny, oh, no, he's "Roy," now. I bet one of them is totally a hunter or something. 
• Oh, damn! 
• Oh, okay...Crazy Martin is your source? Nice, Sam. You had Mostly Okay Martin trail Benny?! Sammy! 
• Oh, poor Dean. That look is heartrending!
• Whoa, whoa, Amelia wants to be with Sam even though hubby is back from the dead? 
• Oh, Dean and pie? Yes! 
• Yes, I love it when Dean hits on anything female...he is so ridiculous, but so adorable about it! 
• Oh, damn, another body from Benny? What is going on? Oh, no!
• Ooooooooooh, confrontation! 
• Oh, a rogue vampire! Yay! Benny is still a good guy!
• Oh, come on Crazy Martin, you've got to believe in Dean's judgment! 
• Ouch, that veiled comment about Benny never letting him down, you are certainly pulling out all the stops here Dean. 
• Jesus Christ, Martin, that was so unnecessary! 
• Oh, dear God, Sam and Don and the bar...oh, this is awkward. Oh, wow, let's respect Amelia's choice was SO not the result I was expecting. 
• Oh, Benny, please be careful! 
• Whoa, what a text from Amelia? Oh, damn, and he runs off and does it, too! 
• Is that Desmond? Oh, get him Dean, get him!
• Awww, poor Dean, with "...guys like us, we don't get a home, we don't get a family." That is so sad. 
• Awwwwww, poor Benny, having to leave his great-granddaughter and his hometown. 
• Oh, fuck, no, Martin is going after Elizabeth, that bastard!
• Oh, dear, Benny, I hope you can talk Martin down. 
• WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, I should have known, the Winchester boys can't ever be close to anyone. 
• Now, what the hell is wrong with Amelia? Why would she text him, if they're fine? Who does that?
• Wait, that's Martin!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, Sammy, do not hang up on your brother!
• Amelia!!!! WHAT?! No, I've got to see where they're going!

Wonderful episode! Absolutely loved it! Watch it ASAP! 

Hunteri Heroici - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 8

*This review contains spoilers.*

So excited, wooo!

• I love Olivia’s dress…aw, her and Gary are so cute! Oh, dear God, it’s like a cartoon! 
• Aw, Sam and Amelia are so cute! Oh, poor Sam, trying to impressive her dad…ouch, a fixer-upper. 
• Oh, I love Cas, I love Cas so much.
• Haha, Dean calls the woman who lets her husband cheat, “The best wife ever.” Love it, Love him.
• Another weird, cartoon-y death, hmmm. 
• Haha, Cas and the insect-rabbit hybrid…and Dean saying, it’s not funny, it’s hilarious. I love Dean…he’d be the best boyfriend in the world. 
• No, Dean and Cas, don’t fight!’
• Collateral weird, haha, I love it!
• This old lady hitting on Cas is freaking wonderful!
• The cat actually talks! I love that!
• Oh, wow, I love that we’ve got an old Winchester family friend in Fred!
• Oh, no, I hope none of the old people are hurt!
• Oh, good, they live!
• Oh, no, the diamonds! The thief is her boyfriend! Oh, shit, he’s dying! And saved by Cas.
• Oh, damn, the doctor is evil!
• I like Sam and Amelia much more now.
• Oh, I hope they don’t do anything bad to Fred…I like him. That’s nice that he is still happy.
• Oh, no, Cas, don’t separate from the boys! 
• Oh, no, Don is alive?! Aw, poor Sammy!
• What a sweet, sad, melancholy ending.

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My Brother's Keeper - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 7

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited to how the end of the relationship with Stefan will lead to more Damon.

• Caroline is so beautiful, and Stefan is so silly for saying that in the middle of the woods where anyone could be listening. 
• Ah, yes, Stefan and Damon interacting! Oh, wow, that "Oh" from Damon was amazing. 
• Caroline, shut up, Stefan is not Elena's soulmate. 
• Oh, no, Professor Shane is here! Haha, "the scent of hairspray and domination."
• What is Stefan looking for in the hospital? Oh, my God, why did he just turn a convicted murderer into a vampire?
• Oh, it really surprises me that Klaus will accept the slight to his ego of forcing Caroling to go on a date with him? Though it's adorable how sweet he is with her!
• Whoa, is Jeremy killing Elena? Oh, dream, okay, whoa, haha!
• Meeting with Stefan? Oh, the convicted murderer must be for Jeremy to kill. 
• Yes, April wear the red, and Elena, agree with Damon! 
• "Damon, we need to talk?!?!?!?" Oh, dear God, Delena might be coming to fruition! Ahhhh! I can't breathe, I can't see, I can't think. 
• NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Professor Shane!!!! You bastard! In the words of my beautifully eloquent roommate, "Fuck you, sir, fuck you."
• Stefan, you are seriously off the rails right now. So far off the rails. 
• Caroline looks so pretty, and Hailey looks like such a slut. 
• "Pick up the tempo, this is a pageant not a funeral."
• Oh, whoa, April looks so beautiful in red, and thank you so much for rescuing her Matt! Wasn't he supposed to be with Elena though?
• Caroline, back off of Elena and Damon! Yes, go with Klaus! 
• Whoa, Jeremy taking down Stefan!
• I love Klaus so much....oh, look how much fun they're having together!!!! 
• Oh, I hope Jeremy doesn't do anything drastic. 
• Yes, Damon! Show that Professor Shane!
• And....Miss Mystic is April Young!!!! Wooooooooo!
• Elena, be careful! Oh, no! Jeremy, no, you can overcome this! 
• OH DEAR GOD!!!! He staked her in the neck!!!!
• Wooooooo! Still, it should have been Damon who rescued her! 
• Wow, Hailey likes old guys. 
• Oh, wow, Klaus is telling Caroline the most touching story ever. I love him so much, come on Caroline, 
• Elena is going to be living with Damon? YES! Whoa, whoa, Hailey is in cahoots with Professor Shane!!!
• Awwwww, Damon is going to be such a sweetheart. Oh, yep!!!!!! Oh, my God, they're dancing!!!! DELENA!!!! DELENA DELENA DELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Words fail to express how utterly enamored I am with this show right now!
• Caroline, you need to shut up and love Elena the way she is. She's your friend, nothing is wrong with her. 
• OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE KISSING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, PASSIONATE, EPIC ..... OH, MY GOD, CLOTHES FLYING, SHOVING AGAINST THE WALL!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, my God, the Damon and Elena love scene is the literally the greatest love scene I have ever scene!
• God almighty, I have never been more in love with anyone than Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• My whole life of television watching has led to this magnificent moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greatest. Hour. Ever. 

Thanks for reading!

We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 6

*This review contains spoilers.*

And this is why Thursday is my favorite day of the week.

• Oh, my God, Elena is being haunted and just stabbed Jeremy....oh, good, the ring. 
• Finally, she knows Stefan can't be trusted. 
• Finally, thank you, Elena...
• Oh, damn, Hailey is so bad news. And here's Klaus!
• Damn, Caroline is serious...Oh, wow, Klaus is dragging them all away...props. Oh, damn, they were just playing Klaus...I don't know, I still don't trust Hailey....
• Oh, damn, Nina Dobrev has utterly stunning hair...and poor Elena is continuing to hallucinate. 
• Wait, killing a hunter makes you try and kill yourself? Elena is the final victim? Damn!
• Oh, no, Klaus ran off with Elena!
• Oh, no, Jeremy's getting the tattoo...
• Uh-oh, Professor Creepy! Oh, no...I feel bad about poor Rebecca. 
• Oh, wow, 52 years, 4 months and 9 days of torment for poor Klaus. Uh-oh...
• She's hallucinating Katherine, now?
• This is really cool, all this occult stuff...Poor Silas, powerless, immortal and alone. Wait, what if Professor Creepy is Silas? Oh, yes, "Nothing to Silas," he is so freaking Silas.
• Oh, how I love thee, Damon!
• Oh, Caroline, can't you see Klaus is your soulmate? How sweet he's being? How he wouldn't have let Tyler hurt you?
• Oh, fuck, Elena just took out Stefan!
• Okay, good, we've got Jeremy. 
• I like the look in Damon's eyes when Stefan tells him only he can talk Elena down.
• Oh, Klaus, baby....
• Oh, my God, it's her mother! 
• She threw her ring in the river! Damon is going to come along and sacrifice himself by giving Elena his ring because he is the most wonderful guy in the entire world. 
• Oh, damn, Ghost!Mom is pulling out the big guns!
• DAMON!!!!!!!!! Here to save the day!!!!!
• Oh, fuck, it's Klaus...Chris, you're fucked. 
• Woooo! Curse lifted! Uh-oh....here comes the sun!
• Damon, I love you, you rescued her ring from the river. You are the sweetest guy in the world. Yes, he saved you, you dumb bitch, now love him!
• Handholding is good, yes, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! Look at Damon, he's not taking advantage, he's taking the high road and telling her the truth...
• YES!!!!! KLAUS AND CAROLINE HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EVERYTHING!!!!!!
• Oh, fuck, Bonnie, get out of there!
• Elena, can you not see Damon is the better man, here?
• No, no, no, Elena, you are a vampire. Live it, love it. 
• Wait, is Stefan breaking up with her? Please, God, yes! That leaves it wide open for Delena!

What an episode! My ovaries exploded for Damon several times...and I regret nothing. 

A Little Slice of Kevin - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 7

*This review contains spoilers.*

• Uh-oh, demon mom at the fingerpainting place. 
• God, I love it when the Dean drives and listens to classic tunes...
• Holy shit, is that Cas?!?!?!?!?
• Uh-oh...weird disappearances and creepy happenings? Sounds like a job for the Winchesters!
• Oh, no, they've got the angel who wears the uniform! He was cute. 
• Oh, he's giving Crowley names...those are probably the people who keep going missing.
• Hey, there's paint boy! Oh, look, these must be all the people!
• Oh, damn, it's the Trans! I love Mrs. Tran...she is a freaking badass. 
• Oh, God...Delta the witch....yikes.
• It's Cas!!!! Is Dean cracking or is Cas back from the dead?
• Oh, poor Dean, your guilt is adorable...I love you so. 
• Oh, God, people, they are not aliens. Get a grip. Oh, he thinks they're prophets...and now that dude is dead. Oh, stupid bitch, don't read it to him. Oh, wow, haha. 
• Mrs. Tran, I would not trust this bitch. 
• Cas is in the mirror! He speaks! 
• Yes, flashback to Purgatory...aw, nice Dean and Benny moment! 
• Dean, don't be upset about Cas being back, be happy!
• Hit her, Mrs. Tran...Oh, damn it, Delta's working with Crowley. 
• Wooooooooooooo, yeah Mrs. Tran! Love it!
• Chuck's dead? Damn! 
• Oh, Dean, sweetheart, when is it ever actually your fault?
• Annndddd Mrs. Tran has a demon in the trunk...I love her. 
• Uh-oh, have they been torturing Kevin? HOLY FUCK THAT WAS HIS PINKY FINGER!!!!!!! 
• The archangel Metatron? Metatron? Really? Oh, God...this is great. 
• Damn, demon bombs really work!
• Oh, God, Crowley and Cas are going to duel! Damn, Castiel is sexy as hell. Okay, okay, they've got Kevin and half a tablet. 
• Sam, you're sending them to Garth?
• Aw, Cas and Dean, don't fight! 
• Cas opted to stay behind! What?
• Whoa, Cas just zoned out to heaven? Weird...
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The Killer - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 5

*This review contains spoilers.*

So excited!

• Oh, damn, Professor Creepy is evil! Shocker! I hope nobody kills Klaus, though he can be a dick at some times. 
• Oooooh, joint diary writing! I like it! Oh, my God, Elena, you angsty, whiny bitch....how can you not be enthused about eternity with the utterly divine Damon (or, if you insist, Stefan)?
• Oh, Klaus is in Italy, will he find the sword? Probably, I'm going to guess. 
• Damon, sweetheart, you have no idea how much I adore you. 
• Oh, shit, hostage situation! Aaaah!
• Oh, Stefan, ever the pragmatist. Oh, be careful, you almost let them know!
• God, Bonnie, don't trust Professor Creepy here. 
• Come on, Klaus, you know you care at least a little. 
• Oooooh, that was sexy with Damon and Elena. 
• Oh, boys don't fight!
• I like the tunnel idea. 
• Stefan, you son of a bitch, why did you hurt Damon!
• Elena, don't let Stefan treat you like this....you need to rescue Jeremy! And you should be furious over what he did to Damon!
• Uh-oh, Caroline meets Hailey...not good. Whoa, whoa, Dean be careful! 
• Yikes, Klaus can blackmail Tyler!
• Ooooh, Stefan's cutting a deal...I'm still mad though. 
• Is Matt going to get himself and April to safety? What a sweetheart? Oh, no, wait, it's bricked over. Oh, it's the same tunnel as Stefan's in...he can so get out!
• Stefan to the rescue! Oh, that bastard took his ring! Stefan, you fucking asshole!
• Jeremy! Noooo!
• Come on, Elena, kill that bastard! 
• Stefan, you ruin everything!
• Thank you, Damon, the only person thinking logically here. 
• He is so sexy being obstinate. 
• Wooooooo! Elena, you go girl! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO She got that bastard! I love that girl! I'm sorry I ever said you were a bitch!
• Bonnie has her mojo back!
• Thank you, Elena, for finally seeing how untrustworthy Stefan is! 
• Oh, don't blame Damon for telling you to kill Connor, you wanted it too! 
• So, Tyler really was faithful? Damn, I was hoping for Caroline/Klaus.
• Aw,  Jeremy is giving April a vervain bracelet? Cute!
• JEREMY HAS A TATTOO!!!! Oh, shit!
• What a good question Damon...Stefan! You don't want her to be this person?! What the fuck is the matter with you! Damon loves her either way! Stefan, you are a bastard. 
• Oh, shit, what's in the hallway...so much blood! Oh, wait, hallucination only, haha. 

This was a fabulous episode!!!! Wooooo! Watch!

Thanks for reading!

Southern Comfort - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 6

*This review contains spoilers.*

I'm still in "awww" mode because Ollie was being so sensitive last episode of Arrow, but I'll try to keep from  gushing too profusely at you. 

• Oooooh, whatever are we doing in Mississippi? 2
• Oh, I hate it when the boys fight...aw, "He's my friend, Sam." What a sweet way of sticking up for Benny! 
• Oooooh, he turns it on poor Sammy! 
• Hahahaha, Dean, you never cease to make me grin! 
• Lols, I love that he's a Texas Ranger in Missouri.
• I like the impression we get of the hunter's world through Garth's taking over of Bobby's job...it's like a strange system or company. 
• Green ectoplasm? That's a thing now? What could it be?
• Oh, shit, Mary carved the name with her fingernails! 
• Sarah Alcott had one night with Chester? At high school prom? What does that have to do with anything? Ooooh, I love these detective type scenes. 
• Garth went to college? And dental school? The Tooth Fairy? What! 
• Jeff? Who is Jeff? Oh, no, Scott has ectoplasm in his ear! And scalded Jeff and used a shovel! GHOST OF CIVIL WAR SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
•  Sussex? As in the place in England? As in the ship? As in the short story by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle...thoughts?
• More Amelia flashbacks? Oooooooh, sexytimes. 
• Oh, Dean, stop running from your emotions...you know you want to talk to Garth about this...aw, Dean, why did you have to snap at poor Garth like that?
• Okay, so they both had grudges...okay, okay specter, an avenging ghost!
• The specter is the unknown solider? The Confederate Unknown Soldier? Why not, this show is no stranger to preposterousness. 
• Oh, Garth, you are too sentimental, it's endearing. "We won." Dean, you are an insensitive bastard. (Stephanie says, "Dean you are awesome!")
• Oh, no, poor Scott! Oh, damn, it's in the deputy! who shot the Sheriff! Damn!
• Oh, wait, Amelia wants her and Sam to just be friends with benefits...oh, poor Sammy!
• Oh, poor Dean, oh, no!
• Oh, two brothers fought on opposite sides! I see. 
• A penny?!
• Oh, shit, the specter is in Dean!!!!!! Awww, poor Dean!
• Ooh, I like this scene of tracing the path of the penny a lot. 
• Oh, damn...this is so rough, I hate it when the boys fight. So, so much. Demon blood, Ruby, losing his soul, Samuel...Dean is laying it on thick...but he did get left in Purgatory. 
• Oh, no, don't hurt each other! Oh, oh, this is awful! 
• How can Garth touch it?
• Aw, how sweet the advice Garth is giving is....awwwww, hug! 
• Oh, Sammy is being so sweet towards Amelia, who is being such a bitch. Aw, handholding!
• For God's sake, Sam! Dean! Boys! Oh, my God!

What an amazing episode! So emotionally wrenching, watch immediately! 

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The Five - The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so beyond excited right now!

• 1110 AD, creepy ritual? This must be The Five! 
• Ooooooh, Elena and Damon, alone together? I like this idea!
• Sexytimes with Stefan? Nope, just reassurances. 
• Rebecca bought Matt a truck? Aw, forgive her, Matt! 
• Whoa, whoa, Klaus...whoa, Rebecca, way to stand up to him!
• I love Damon, so much! "Always had a thing for sorority girls." "You're disgusting." "I know." The way he said "I know" was so sexy. 
• Delena whispering in the dark is very nice as well. 
• And Klaus has an Inquisition pain room...I like it. 
• Ooooh, Klaus is beyond sexy in 12th century Italian garb. Very cool, I love the archaic flashbacks...Oh, Rebecca loved one. 
• Oh, Stefan, you are playing Rebecca like a xylophone. 
• Oh, and Elena can't do it. I love you, Damon, anyway. 
• Haha, they're going to a frat party!
• Ah, Klaus, I love you so.
• Ooooh, Rebecca's Alexander is pretty hot. I love these flashbacks. 
• This frat party is so unrealistic...they don't even start until midnight, no one is that polite and like two dozen people would have been grinding by now. 
• Ah, she's going for roofie guy! 
• Oh, Elena and Damon are so going to hook up tonight. 
• Wait, does this mean Jeremy is the next generation of the five?
• Aw, Rebecca and Alexander are so sweet!
• Oh, shit...he has a dagger with ash right there! Aw, poor Rebecca, loving someone who hates her kind like that....Holy fuck! He knew!!!! DAMN IT! He knew, and go them all! Holy fuck! 
• Oh, Klaus, leave your sister alone!
• A cure?! A cure for vampirism? Holy shit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Damn, Rebecca, way to be!
• Oh, Bonnie, don't hook up with Professor Creepy, please?
• Oh, they are hooking up...look at the looks, the feels! Oh, the feels! Damn you Bonnie, what the hell! Oh, don't rush off and leave Damon!
• Okay, he better not escape! Oh, damn, he bit off the earring, he's going to escape! Oh, no!
• Oh, Elena, no, you don't want to be here with Stefan, you love Damon, DAMON! 
• Oh, damn, Damon, you deserve so much better than Elena. 
• Oh, Rebecca, don't fall for Stefan's stick....
• Aw, Rebecca, you buried Alex? That's heartbreaking. And fucking Klaus and Stefan are going to dagger her with white oak ash. Oh, them using her emotions against her...oh, Stefan, you heartless bastard! Klaus, no! Oh, fuck! REBECCA! Noooooo! Gah, this show gives me more feels than any other!
• And Damon still walks that bitch to her door. Damon, love a better woman! Oh, God, Damon, why are you a masochist? "You don't want to be like me?" Oh, sweetie, I want to be like you! And with you! Because you're the best! Oh, God, Damon! 
• Oh, Elena, you stupid bitch! 
• Oh, no Connor got Danny! Damn! 
• Professor Creepy is in charge of Connor? WHAT!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaH! Greatest hour of TV ever! I swear to God I will watch this show til the day I die. 

Damon was amazing this episode, so heartwrenching!

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Blood Brother - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 5

*This review contains spoilers.*

Halloween episode of Supernatural! Woooooooooo!

• Oh, damn, vampire fight! I'm rooting for Benny. 
• Oh, no, they still haven't found Kevin? 
• God, the Winchesters are so attractive. 
• I like the loyalty Dean is showing towards Benny here. 
• Hahahahahaha, Dean is so funny! 
• Aw, Sam is concerned about his Amelia?
• Aw, Sammy is a handyman now? Cute. 
• Yes, we get to see a little more Cas! 
• Aw, it's sweet that everything reminds Sam of his time in Amelia's time. 
• His nest took out yachts? Damn...Vampirates! Lol!!!! I love you, Dean!
• Oooooh, Benny has a "her"? I like...Aw, no, tragedy!
• Dean is texting Sam? Oh, wait, no, he's not. 
• Oh, damn, Andrea is alive! Well, sort of! Benny, no!
• Aw, this is terrible...Dean, be the amazing Winchester you are and fix everything! But don't ignore Sammy!
• I think Amelia is a bit of a bitch...
• Damn, Andrea is a bitch too! Oh, wait, no, they're kissing! 
• Aw, poor Sammy, feeling so ignored!
• Oh, Benny, I'm rooting for you in this confrontation!
• YES! MORE CAS in Purgatory!
• Sam, you named your dog Dog? Really? ...And you're flirting ineptly. He buys all his clothes from Army Surplus? Damn, that is creepy. 
• Oh, Dean, why are you freaking Sam out? He's going to crash?
• Oh, for God's sake, Benny, you son of a bitch...Andrea is right there! If you don't love her back, so help me God....OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
• Yes, more flashbacks! Damn, those were easy Leviathans to take out!
• Sam and Benny meeting, yay! Oh, Sam, be cool!

What a phenomenal episode! Aaaah! Watch it as soon as you possibly can if you missed it!

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Emily and....The Outbreak

*This review contains spoilers.*

Love this show so much!

• Damn,Will is ripped. 
• Fucking Cassandra. 
• Oh, crap, the gymnast is having a seizure. 
• Dr. Bendari is such a bitch! 
• I love Micah...too cute!
• And Larry has two wives...
• Oh, damn....what is up with the gymnast? Oh, meningitis. Aw, Emily is so sweet with her. 
• Oh, poor Emily...high school, public speaking and sex? I love her though, so much...she is me!
• I feel for you Emily, truly I do. Be brave, Emily, stand up for the awkward unpopular girls everywhere! 
• ...I suppose this is supposed to be rousing, but...uh...oh, damn, flying condom! Oh, lord, she's putting a condom on a banana. 
• Thank God, Payson doesn't have meningitis...oh, shit, that's a terrible rash! Oh, they're getting the father out of the room...it's probably an STD. 
• Oh, for God's sake! Girls jumped him? What an asshole! Let Sophie get him! 
• Okay, weird Ohio farm disease. 
• Haha, Damon is a douchebag. 
• I hope to go Cassandra can't do it...haha, yes, the bitch choked! AND EMILY SAW!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooo! 
• Oh, damn, fungal medication will affect her balance? AW!
• Oh, for God's sake, Damon is such a little bastard. 
• Haha, poor Emily can't use the bat! Aw, Emily, you are so gone. 
• Oh, haha!!!!! They can get him!
• Oh, gymnast girl is going to be okay...but she doesn't want to keep up with gymnastics?
• And Emily is the bigger person!
• Oh, poor sweet Emily, I love you so. 

Oh, I love this show so much!

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The Rager - Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Literally just ran back from a meeting to make it in time for this! Wooo!

• No, Damon, don't you dare leave! I love you too much!
• Aw, Matt, you're so sweet!
• Oh, shit, Klaus! 
• Oh, damn, Rebecca just went a little crazy with that pencil...
• Uh-oh...the hunter. 
• Oh, no...careful with this guy, Jeremy.
• Damon! Hello beautiful! Oh, no, what bastard shot Damon?
• Oh, God, it's Faye from Secret Circle! Oh, wait, who is this Haley? Oh, some girl he met when he was learning to control his werewolf-ness. Uh-oh, competition for Caroline? Then again, I support Caroline/Klaus. 
• Come on, Meredith, be careful with Damon....
• Oh, yes, what's this about Pastor Young?
• Finally, someone tells Damon he is the good brother!
• Connor, don't you dare hurt Matt! Oh, he ratted out Rebecca! Damn, Matt, you are more conniving than I gave you credit for!
• Damon, don't be so patronizing...but do continue to strip! Oh, that was the sassiest and sexiest pants unbutton EVER. 
• And Jeremy just ratted out Meredith...
• Oh, damn, some party! 
• Oh, Klaus, are you going to introduce Haley and Caroline? Bad idea!
• Oh, no! Elena's daylight ring! Damn, Rebecca, you're cold!
• Oh, dear God, Elena, are you doing a keg stand?!
• Damn, Klaus...this is why I want you to be with Caroline!
• Oh, this is so cool! Her standing on the motorcycle!
• Uh-oh, what's going to go down with Damon and Connor? Oh, yes, they got that bastard! Wooo!
• Oh, damn, vampire sexytimes! Oh, God, she's fantasizing about Damon! I knew it, she wants Damon! I KNEW IT!!!!
• HOLY FUCK SHE RIPPED MATT'S HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!! Hallucination?
• Now, what are Damon and Klaus going to do with Connor? Klaus recognizes the symbols! One of the five? One of the five what?
• Okay, okay...is Elena dying or what? Oh, damn, she's hallucinating Damon again! 
• Is Klaus going to help? He is! I bet he is secretly such a sweetheart! What use? The Five must be able  to turn people back from vampirism. 
• April and Rebecca are a friend item now? Cool!
• Why do people Damon like that? Why can't anyone just let him be or love him the way he is! 
• Oh, Matt, what a sweet guy you are.  
• Uh-oh...oh, no, wait, Damon to the rescue! God, I love you Damon! Volunteering to teach her, tucking her hair behind her hair...you are perfection incarnate. 
• Uh-oh, what's up with Klaus and Connor? 

Oh, wow, that was a totally wonderful episode! 

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Bitten - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

Yay! So excited! Wooooooooooo!

• Oh, boys, I love you so. 
• Mysterious note on laptop? Who are these guys? They're funny as hell, and kind of cute too....
• This is lasting a very long time...and CW said this was a "unique" episode...what if it's just this, and no Sam and Dean? I don't know if I like this...no, wait, I do, I don't like this. 
• They're doing Lord of the Flies in a college classroom? We did that freshman year!
• There's Sam and Dean! The Winchester! There they are! Oh, this is how it's unique...not from their perspective...I don't like this. 
• Oh, gods, they're doing night vision as the creature comes for them...this is so Blair Witch....I cannot handle this. 
• Oh, whoa, what if it's the Beast from Lord of the Flies, and it's actually real?
• Okay, not a scratch on Michael...good, I like him. 
• Oh, damn, super strength to lift his girlfriend up...werewolf?
• Aw, poor Brian thinks he's Piggy :(
• YES! Sam and Dean! Wooo! Mayan God?
• Holy shit! He's growing really long fingers and fangs and stuff! What is he? 
• I feel like threatening Kate like that might set Michael off.
• Oh, Kate, don't say you're afraid of him...oh, God, saying it's so hot is bad. 
• Oh, shit, there's Michael! Covered in blood! Okay, I'm glad Kate is being understanding about this...but Brian needs to be cool. 
• Oh, shit, he's going for Brian, damn it! Aw, but he looks too cute crying on her lap that I can't hand him. 
• More Dean! 
• Oh, dear, what are they doing? Oh, damn, they suspect a pureblood werewolf?
• Okay, okay, thank you, Kate, for being the voice of reason...I really, really hope Michael is okay, he's  super sweet. 
• Oh, my God, the professor's pin! It was on the ground! It's him, it's him! 
• What kind of dumbass walks up to a suspected werewolf with a video camera no less and opens their big mouth and says, "I know what you are"? That's like number one on the list of ways to die in B-rated horror movies! 
• Oh, dear God, Brian you've lost your mind. 
• Oh, damn, are they going to get the Professor? They did...
• Oh, God, don't maul each other over Kate, please...?
• Oh, no! NOT MICHAEL! I liked him!
• Oh, God, declaring your undying love over the body over her true love and then biting her is not a good way to go about making a woman love you. Just a tip. 
• Oh, damn, she got the bastard! 
• Poor Michael and Kate! :(
• Aw, this is sad, with all their hopes and stuff. 
• I want to see the Winchesters' reactions to this...
• And Dean wants to let Kate go...I love him so much. ...And he was thinking about saying awesome a lot. 
• Aw, Dean...you have a sexy voice and are very, very adorable sometimes. 

Okay, that was enjoyable, I suppose...but if I don't get my normal hit of Winchester next week I'm going to be very upset.