Catch Me If You Can - Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 11

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• Yay, Elena agreed to trust Damon, that's always good. 
• I like Team Klaus versus Team Shane versus Team Rebecca
• Jeremy and Damon's dynamic is adorable!
• Oh, whoa, Kol took out their vampires!
• Aw, Damon tries to save Jeremy! 
• Whoa, are they setting up Rebecca and Stefan? I support this. 
• Uh-oh, Bonnie vs. Shane in the interrogation room? Holy shit, he just told Bonnie the truth!
• Whoa, whoa, whoa, MATT! Do not criticize Damon or Elena's trust in him! 
• Oh, no, you better go and rescue Damon!
• Ah, Klaus, I love Klaus...he is so great. 
• Oh, no! Kol just compelled Damon to murder Jeremy? What does this mean for Delena?!
• ...Are Rebecca and Stefan going to have crazy sex now? Yep, they totally are. 
• Uh-oh, Damon, if you kill Jeremy, that will put such a damper on Delena. 
• Shane is such a douche...how can I not have seen this before. 
• Oh, thank God, he knows he's compelled and he told Elena...whew, Delena can still prosper! Woooo!
• Oh, Bonnie, just fry that bastard Shane already. 
• Holy shit, is Jeremy trying to kill Damon? No, Jeremy, don't do it...Oh, God, no, anyone but Damon....WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DID HE JUST KILL DAMON! OH MY GOD!!!! NOOOOOOOO! He's not dead, Damon must live!
• HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 
• Oh, whoa, Rebecca...is she going to dagger Kol...
• Oh, is Elena going to talk Damon down? Aw, this is so sweet, I am crying so hard over here...
• STEFAN YOU BASTARD!!!!!
• Aw, poor Damon...Stefan, what the hell is wrong with you?
• Elena, you better push your way around that fucking bastard, he bled Damon out and you need to see him! 
• You gotta love Klaus. 
• Trouble in Stefan and Rebecca paradise? Oh, nope, they're just going to have meaningless kinky sex all night. 
• Oh, I see....kill Kol is the new agenda. I like it. 

Absolutely amazing episode as always, go watch it right now if you missed it!

After School Special - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 10

OH MY GOD, ELENA TOLD DAMON "I LOVE YOU!" AND HE TOLD HER "COME TO ME!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I thought they were just teasing us with Delena, and that Stelena would prevail, but my God, DELENA was so beautiful this episode! Ahh!

If you're not watching this show, you should be.

O Come, All Ye Faithful - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, God, I cannot wait to see what happened.

• THEY'RE IN BED TOGETHER! 
• Damon, don't you dare revoke that sire bond! Oh, God, do that, Damon! The throwing onto the bed, and never letting leave...do that. 
• ELENA! Now is not the time to go meet Bonnie. 
• Klaus! Haha, I love him so much. 
• Haha, "postmodern snowflakes," that's hilarious. 
• Tyler buried in concrete, that is a terrible idea!
• Caroline looks freaking beautiful! 
• Jeremy is dressed as a sexy lumberjack...nice. 
• Damon, you are so beautiful. So tragically beautiful. It hurts to see how wonderful you are.
• Yikes, Professor Shady. 
• That awkward moment when...that was a nice save on Elena's part though. 
• Oooooh, this is such a wonderful Klaus/Caroline moment....Klaus/Caroline you know you are a ship, just sail already. 
• Uh-oh, this is terrible...Damon, don't you let Stefan talk you out of Elena.
• I would not be letting Professor Shady into Jeremy's head like this. I just wouldn't. 
• Ouch, Jeremy, that was rough. 
• Uh-oh, Caroline and Stefan, you've got to hold your own against Tyler...don't let him kill Klaus. 
• Oh, damn, you guys are surrounded, come on, now, you can do this! Use your vampire speed. 
• Oh, Damon, you are such a sweetie when you try to comfort Elena. 
• Oh, Tyler, don't you dare pull that card. 
• Oh, Damon, I love your tactlessness. It is precious. 
• Oh, Tyler, you are going down a dangerous path...I am firmly with the Salvatores on this one. 
• We cannot trust this Professor. 
• Besides, I want you all to be vampires. 
• Yes, why should we be trusting Professor Shady again? 
• Wait a minute...why are you forgiving him, Caroline? 
• Oh, don't trust Prof. Shady! 
• Oh, Caroline, look out...that bitch is going to be right behind you...oh, damn it, you just got your neck snapped didn't you? Nice. 
• Bonnie, careful....
• Klaus, I love you!
• Caroline, I love it when you get catty. 
• Oh, dear God, this is the most beautiful, terrible, epic....wow....oh, wow....
• Aw, that look on Klaus' face...what just happened? Why? Who? 
• Oh, Damon, don't sit outside alone...aw...
• Oh, Damon, don't make this difficult...you love Elena, she loves you...
• NO! DEAR GOD! NO!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
• Don't open your big mouth Caroline......
• She kissed him....she can fight the sire bond! Be together!!!
• Oh, Stefan, stop being a drama queen, and Tyler, you deserve this and you brought it on yourself. 
• Holy shit, what is April Young doing there?
• Come on, end scene is Delena getting back together! They must be a couple. 
• Klaus, I love you, you bastard, stop drowning Carol Lockwood. 

Oh, God, the Christmas music was amazing, and Klaus, oh, poor Klaus, and MY GOD DELENA NEEDS TO GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll Always Have Bourbon Street - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 8

*This review contains spoilers.*

Dear God, you have no idea how excited I am to see more Delena....I hope they're not teasing us with this whole sire bond thing...Delena is meant to be! It just has to be!

• Oh, God, it's on!!!!! Wheww, breathe, breathe....
• Oh, my God, no, the sire bond isn't why, it's because Damon and Elena are soulmates!!!!
• Oh, damn, waking up Damon is so hot! And she's in his shirt and his face is so beautiful, "I'm happy." Oh, my God, this is the best thing I have ever witnessed. Ever. I've been waiting four years for this, and my God is it worth it. 
• Oooh, trouble with the hybrids. 
• I love how sweet Damon is with the bag and the scarf....aw, how happy he is when she agrees....he'll be so  devastated if this is all because of the sire bond....if they make the sire bond a thing, I will be so pissed off....Damon deserves her. 
• Oh, no, Damon, don't go and do it! 
• Oh, no, creepy Professor and Bonnie hints? Not a thing, please?
• Awwww, he just said, "Please, for me," to her.....don't break his heart! God dammit! Why do you have to ruin Delena like this! 
• New Orleans, 1942...flashback, please? YES!!!!! So, there's a Charlotte? Damn, Damon sires everyone! 
• Oh, God, they're going to drink spirit tea from Shane? Scary!
• Stefan! Damon is not wrong for Elena! Shut up!
• Wow, Stefan and Damon are making nice in the forties...oh, Lexi, shut up! 
• Aw, why does everyone have to be so terrible to Damon?
• Oh, God, Tyler, don't go putting people in their places...not cool!
• Ooooooh, damn, Stefan and Damon are going at it! I'm not going to lie, I love it when they fight! 
• Oh, shit, Charlotte is still there! Damon! Oh! 
• Damn, they're having tons of fun!
• Caroline, you bitch, Damon is not a sociopathic narcissist! Oh, my God, how dare you make Elena feeling bad about making love to Damon in the culmination of four years of my most fervent wishes. 
• She's falling in love with him! YES! CAROLINE!!!! YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!
• I'm glad they took her...I cannot believe Caroline would do that!
• Wait, wait, the bond effects how you act, not how you feel? HOPE FOR DELENA!!!
• What, Val's daughter? Damn! NO, DON'T HURT DAMON!
• WAIT, YES!!!! STONE COLD PROOF!!!! ELENA LOVES DAMON AND DAMON AND STEFAN KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, damn, Tyler is taking down Kim. 
• Oh, wow, power trip for Tyler. 
• Oh, God, Damon to Charlotte is so sad...
• Lexi, you are so horrible to Damon! Everyone is so freaking terrible to Damon, I can't handle it. 
• Oh, no, Bonnie, expression from Shane! 
• I cannot watch the destruction of Delena...I can't just do this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, dear God, no, no!!!!! Damon, you are the good guy, you always have been!!!! Don't break it off with Elena, don't do this, you're the right man for her! You love her, she loves you!
• WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay, okay, the destruction of Delena did not occur! We're still in the clear! Please, CW, have a heart....Damon is the sweetest, most wonderful, most beautiful, most caring, most loving, best man in the entire world...he deserves happiness and Elena and love!

My Brother's Keeper - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 7

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited to how the end of the relationship with Stefan will lead to more Damon.

• Caroline is so beautiful, and Stefan is so silly for saying that in the middle of the woods where anyone could be listening. 
• Ah, yes, Stefan and Damon interacting! Oh, wow, that "Oh" from Damon was amazing. 
• Caroline, shut up, Stefan is not Elena's soulmate. 
• Oh, no, Professor Shane is here! Haha, "the scent of hairspray and domination."
• What is Stefan looking for in the hospital? Oh, my God, why did he just turn a convicted murderer into a vampire?
• Oh, it really surprises me that Klaus will accept the slight to his ego of forcing Caroling to go on a date with him? Though it's adorable how sweet he is with her!
• Whoa, is Jeremy killing Elena? Oh, dream, okay, whoa, haha!
• Meeting with Stefan? Oh, the convicted murderer must be for Jeremy to kill. 
• Yes, April wear the red, and Elena, agree with Damon! 
• "Damon, we need to talk?!?!?!?" Oh, dear God, Delena might be coming to fruition! Ahhhh! I can't breathe, I can't see, I can't think. 
• NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Professor Shane!!!! You bastard! In the words of my beautifully eloquent roommate, "Fuck you, sir, fuck you."
• Stefan, you are seriously off the rails right now. So far off the rails. 
• Caroline looks so pretty, and Hailey looks like such a slut. 
• "Pick up the tempo, this is a pageant not a funeral."
• Oh, whoa, April looks so beautiful in red, and thank you so much for rescuing her Matt! Wasn't he supposed to be with Elena though?
• Caroline, back off of Elena and Damon! Yes, go with Klaus! 
• Whoa, Jeremy taking down Stefan!
• I love Klaus so much....oh, look how much fun they're having together!!!! 
• Oh, I hope Jeremy doesn't do anything drastic. 
• Yes, Damon! Show that Professor Shane!
• And....Miss Mystic is April Young!!!! Wooooooooo!
• Elena, be careful! Oh, no! Jeremy, no, you can overcome this! 
• OH DEAR GOD!!!! He staked her in the neck!!!!
• Wooooooo! Still, it should have been Damon who rescued her! 
• Wow, Hailey likes old guys. 
• Oh, wow, Klaus is telling Caroline the most touching story ever. I love him so much, come on Caroline, 
• Elena is going to be living with Damon? YES! Whoa, whoa, Hailey is in cahoots with Professor Shane!!!
• Awwwww, Damon is going to be such a sweetheart. Oh, yep!!!!!! Oh, my God, they're dancing!!!! DELENA!!!! DELENA DELENA DELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Words fail to express how utterly enamored I am with this show right now!
• Caroline, you need to shut up and love Elena the way she is. She's your friend, nothing is wrong with her. 
• OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE KISSING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, PASSIONATE, EPIC ..... OH, MY GOD, CLOTHES FLYING, SHOVING AGAINST THE WALL!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, my God, the Damon and Elena love scene is the literally the greatest love scene I have ever scene!
• God almighty, I have never been more in love with anyone than Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• My whole life of television watching has led to this magnificent moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greatest. Hour. Ever. 

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We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 6

*This review contains spoilers.*

And this is why Thursday is my favorite day of the week.

• Oh, my God, Elena is being haunted and just stabbed Jeremy....oh, good, the ring. 
• Finally, she knows Stefan can't be trusted. 
• Finally, thank you, Elena...
• Oh, damn, Hailey is so bad news. And here's Klaus!
• Damn, Caroline is serious...Oh, wow, Klaus is dragging them all away...props. Oh, damn, they were just playing Klaus...I don't know, I still don't trust Hailey....
• Oh, damn, Nina Dobrev has utterly stunning hair...and poor Elena is continuing to hallucinate. 
• Wait, killing a hunter makes you try and kill yourself? Elena is the final victim? Damn!
• Oh, no, Klaus ran off with Elena!
• Oh, no, Jeremy's getting the tattoo...
• Uh-oh, Professor Creepy! Oh, no...I feel bad about poor Rebecca. 
• Oh, wow, 52 years, 4 months and 9 days of torment for poor Klaus. Uh-oh...
• She's hallucinating Katherine, now?
• This is really cool, all this occult stuff...Poor Silas, powerless, immortal and alone. Wait, what if Professor Creepy is Silas? Oh, yes, "Nothing to Silas," he is so freaking Silas.
• Oh, how I love thee, Damon!
• Oh, Caroline, can't you see Klaus is your soulmate? How sweet he's being? How he wouldn't have let Tyler hurt you?
• Oh, fuck, Elena just took out Stefan!
• Okay, good, we've got Jeremy. 
• I like the look in Damon's eyes when Stefan tells him only he can talk Elena down.
• Oh, Klaus, baby....
• Oh, my God, it's her mother! 
• She threw her ring in the river! Damon is going to come along and sacrifice himself by giving Elena his ring because he is the most wonderful guy in the entire world. 
• Oh, damn, Ghost!Mom is pulling out the big guns!
• DAMON!!!!!!!!! Here to save the day!!!!!
• Oh, fuck, it's Klaus...Chris, you're fucked. 
• Woooo! Curse lifted! Uh-oh....here comes the sun!
• Damon, I love you, you rescued her ring from the river. You are the sweetest guy in the world. Yes, he saved you, you dumb bitch, now love him!
• Handholding is good, yes, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! Look at Damon, he's not taking advantage, he's taking the high road and telling her the truth...
• YES!!!!! KLAUS AND CAROLINE HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EVERYTHING!!!!!!
• Oh, fuck, Bonnie, get out of there!
• Elena, can you not see Damon is the better man, here?
• No, no, no, Elena, you are a vampire. Live it, love it. 
• Wait, is Stefan breaking up with her? Please, God, yes! That leaves it wide open for Delena!

What an episode! My ovaries exploded for Damon several times...and I regret nothing. 

The Killer - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 5

*This review contains spoilers.*

So excited!

• Oh, damn, Professor Creepy is evil! Shocker! I hope nobody kills Klaus, though he can be a dick at some times. 
• Oooooh, joint diary writing! I like it! Oh, my God, Elena, you angsty, whiny bitch....how can you not be enthused about eternity with the utterly divine Damon (or, if you insist, Stefan)?
• Oh, Klaus is in Italy, will he find the sword? Probably, I'm going to guess. 
• Damon, sweetheart, you have no idea how much I adore you. 
• Oh, shit, hostage situation! Aaaah!
• Oh, Stefan, ever the pragmatist. Oh, be careful, you almost let them know!
• God, Bonnie, don't trust Professor Creepy here. 
• Come on, Klaus, you know you care at least a little. 
• Oooooh, that was sexy with Damon and Elena. 
• Oh, boys don't fight!
• I like the tunnel idea. 
• Stefan, you son of a bitch, why did you hurt Damon!
• Elena, don't let Stefan treat you like this....you need to rescue Jeremy! And you should be furious over what he did to Damon!
• Uh-oh, Caroline meets Hailey...not good. Whoa, whoa, Dean be careful! 
• Yikes, Klaus can blackmail Tyler!
• Ooooh, Stefan's cutting a deal...I'm still mad though. 
• Is Matt going to get himself and April to safety? What a sweetheart? Oh, no, wait, it's bricked over. Oh, it's the same tunnel as Stefan's in...he can so get out!
• Stefan to the rescue! Oh, that bastard took his ring! Stefan, you fucking asshole!
• Jeremy! Noooo!
• Come on, Elena, kill that bastard! 
• Stefan, you ruin everything!
• Thank you, Damon, the only person thinking logically here. 
• He is so sexy being obstinate. 
• Wooooooo! Elena, you go girl! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO She got that bastard! I love that girl! I'm sorry I ever said you were a bitch!
• Bonnie has her mojo back!
• Thank you, Elena, for finally seeing how untrustworthy Stefan is! 
• Oh, don't blame Damon for telling you to kill Connor, you wanted it too! 
• So, Tyler really was faithful? Damn, I was hoping for Caroline/Klaus.
• Aw,  Jeremy is giving April a vervain bracelet? Cute!
• JEREMY HAS A TATTOO!!!! Oh, shit!
• What a good question Damon...Stefan! You don't want her to be this person?! What the fuck is the matter with you! Damon loves her either way! Stefan, you are a bastard. 
• Oh, shit, what's in the hallway...so much blood! Oh, wait, hallucination only, haha. 

This was a fabulous episode!!!! Wooooo! Watch!

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The Five - The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so beyond excited right now!

• 1110 AD, creepy ritual? This must be The Five! 
• Ooooooh, Elena and Damon, alone together? I like this idea!
• Sexytimes with Stefan? Nope, just reassurances. 
• Rebecca bought Matt a truck? Aw, forgive her, Matt! 
• Whoa, whoa, Klaus...whoa, Rebecca, way to stand up to him!
• I love Damon, so much! "Always had a thing for sorority girls." "You're disgusting." "I know." The way he said "I know" was so sexy. 
• Delena whispering in the dark is very nice as well. 
• And Klaus has an Inquisition pain room...I like it. 
• Ooooh, Klaus is beyond sexy in 12th century Italian garb. Very cool, I love the archaic flashbacks...Oh, Rebecca loved one. 
• Oh, Stefan, you are playing Rebecca like a xylophone. 
• Oh, and Elena can't do it. I love you, Damon, anyway. 
• Haha, they're going to a frat party!
• Ah, Klaus, I love you so.
• Ooooh, Rebecca's Alexander is pretty hot. I love these flashbacks. 
• This frat party is so unrealistic...they don't even start until midnight, no one is that polite and like two dozen people would have been grinding by now. 
• Ah, she's going for roofie guy! 
• Oh, Elena and Damon are so going to hook up tonight. 
• Wait, does this mean Jeremy is the next generation of the five?
• Aw, Rebecca and Alexander are so sweet!
• Oh, shit...he has a dagger with ash right there! Aw, poor Rebecca, loving someone who hates her kind like that....Holy fuck! He knew!!!! DAMN IT! He knew, and go them all! Holy fuck! 
• Oh, Klaus, leave your sister alone!
• A cure?! A cure for vampirism? Holy shit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Damn, Rebecca, way to be!
• Oh, Bonnie, don't hook up with Professor Creepy, please?
• Oh, they are hooking up...look at the looks, the feels! Oh, the feels! Damn you Bonnie, what the hell! Oh, don't rush off and leave Damon!
• Okay, he better not escape! Oh, damn, he bit off the earring, he's going to escape! Oh, no!
• Oh, Elena, no, you don't want to be here with Stefan, you love Damon, DAMON! 
• Oh, damn, Damon, you deserve so much better than Elena. 
• Oh, Rebecca, don't fall for Stefan's stick....
• Aw, Rebecca, you buried Alex? That's heartbreaking. And fucking Klaus and Stefan are going to dagger her with white oak ash. Oh, them using her emotions against her...oh, Stefan, you heartless bastard! Klaus, no! Oh, fuck! REBECCA! Noooooo! Gah, this show gives me more feels than any other!
• And Damon still walks that bitch to her door. Damon, love a better woman! Oh, God, Damon, why are you a masochist? "You don't want to be like me?" Oh, sweetie, I want to be like you! And with you! Because you're the best! Oh, God, Damon! 
• Oh, Elena, you stupid bitch! 
• Oh, no Connor got Danny! Damn! 
• Professor Creepy is in charge of Connor? WHAT!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaH! Greatest hour of TV ever! I swear to God I will watch this show til the day I die. 

Damon was amazing this episode, so heartwrenching!

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The Rager - Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Literally just ran back from a meeting to make it in time for this! Wooo!

• No, Damon, don't you dare leave! I love you too much!
• Aw, Matt, you're so sweet!
• Oh, shit, Klaus! 
• Oh, damn, Rebecca just went a little crazy with that pencil...
• Uh-oh...the hunter. 
• Oh, no...careful with this guy, Jeremy.
• Damon! Hello beautiful! Oh, no, what bastard shot Damon?
• Oh, God, it's Faye from Secret Circle! Oh, wait, who is this Haley? Oh, some girl he met when he was learning to control his werewolf-ness. Uh-oh, competition for Caroline? Then again, I support Caroline/Klaus. 
• Come on, Meredith, be careful with Damon....
• Oh, yes, what's this about Pastor Young?
• Finally, someone tells Damon he is the good brother!
• Connor, don't you dare hurt Matt! Oh, he ratted out Rebecca! Damn, Matt, you are more conniving than I gave you credit for!
• Damon, don't be so patronizing...but do continue to strip! Oh, that was the sassiest and sexiest pants unbutton EVER. 
• And Jeremy just ratted out Meredith...
• Oh, damn, some party! 
• Oh, Klaus, are you going to introduce Haley and Caroline? Bad idea!
• Oh, no! Elena's daylight ring! Damn, Rebecca, you're cold!
• Oh, dear God, Elena, are you doing a keg stand?!
• Damn, Klaus...this is why I want you to be with Caroline!
• Oh, this is so cool! Her standing on the motorcycle!
• Uh-oh, what's going to go down with Damon and Connor? Oh, yes, they got that bastard! Wooo!
• Oh, damn, vampire sexytimes! Oh, God, she's fantasizing about Damon! I knew it, she wants Damon! I KNEW IT!!!!
• HOLY FUCK SHE RIPPED MATT'S HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!! Hallucination?
• Now, what are Damon and Klaus going to do with Connor? Klaus recognizes the symbols! One of the five? One of the five what?
• Okay, okay...is Elena dying or what? Oh, damn, she's hallucinating Damon again! 
• Is Klaus going to help? He is! I bet he is secretly such a sweetheart! What use? The Five must be able  to turn people back from vampirism. 
• April and Rebecca are a friend item now? Cool!
• Why do people Damon like that? Why can't anyone just let him be or love him the way he is! 
• Oh, Matt, what a sweet guy you are.  
• Uh-oh...oh, no, wait, Damon to the rescue! God, I love you Damon! Volunteering to teach her, tucking her hair behind her hair...you are perfection incarnate. 
• Uh-oh, what's up with Klaus and Connor? 

Oh, wow, that was a totally wonderful episode! 

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Memorial - Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

• This is a cool juxtaposition of Stefan and Damon fighting and Elena feeding...I like the cinematography of the woods scene. 
• ...Are Stefan and Elena going to have hot vampire sex? That's where this appears to be going...Oh, yep, that is so where we're going...oooh, sexy abs...and not so sexy Elena vomiting. 
• Uh-oh, I don't like the idea of the independent contractor...
• Oh, Damon, I love you so...
• April? April, who? Oh, Pastor Young's daughter...and they're setting her up with Jeremy...
• Aw, this is a nice Elena/Stefan moment with the drink...
• Oh, Damon, I really, really love you. Elena, don't be mean to him. 
• Oh, whoa, Damon is offering her his blood...I like this a lot....Oh, whoa, how "personal" are we talking here? The look on his face right now tells me very personal. 
• Hahahahah, Tyler and Caroline and grief sex is very funny.
• Uh-oh, this contractor is very, very bad news...holy fuck, that bastard Connor just shot Tyler!
• Oh, thank God, Tyler is okay. 
• Aw, Elena looks really pretty in Church...I don't know how she can be nice about Pastor Young when he was so against vampires and such...
• Uh-oh, I really wanted Damon's blood to work...
• Oh, yeah, Bonnie, how's she doing?
• Yes, Damon to the rescue...way to avoid shaking that hand! Okay, the look on Elena's face when telling him to hurry, and him getting worried for her...come on, Delena! 
• Oh, shit, Connor just stabbed April?
• Oh, this tree scene is amazing! I love protective, caring, I'm not going to let anything happen to you Damon...
• Oh, Damon, you just have to antagonize Stefan don't you.
• Hahaha, Damon makes me giggle. 
• Oh, no...they're trying to get Elena to go for the blood...if he shoots her, I'm going to be so pissed. 
• And it's Stefan to the rescue...
• And Matt offers himself like the nice guy he is...aw. 
• Oh, damn, Tyler got shot again! Oh, no!
• Oh, good, He's fine...Damon, please get this bastard! Oh, I hope you're okay sweetie! STEFAN! You son of a bitch!
• Oh, damn, Elena's going for April...Caroline to the rescue....
• It worked!
• Oh, damn, it's him! Uh-oh, why can Jeremy see the tattoos but not Matt?
• Wait, wait, a war ahead? Worse to come? What?
• Haha, liquor helps with the cravings? And here I thought Damon was just an alcoholic. 
• Uh-oh, Stefan and Elena, fighting...It meant a lot to Damon? YES!
• Oh, God, Elena is getting dangerously close to mental breakdown territory. 
• Okay, some kind of memorial service a la Stefan...
• Uncle Zach, Lexi, Alaric, Vicki, Caroline's dad, Tyler's dad, Jeremy's parents, Anna, Jenna....oh, damn, the death toll mounts...oh, come on, Damon, don't stalk off...aw, Elena, go after him...this is a touching moment... absolutely love these lantern things, setting them off with some friends at the end of senior year of high school was so fun.
• Oh, Damon, I love when he's bitter and drunk...I feel like we get his real personality here. Aw, poor Damon, with the whole in his heart where the people he cared about used to be...talking to imaginary Alaric and drinking...great scene! I love these moments of Damon's. 

We end on Damon? Yes! I love Damon so much! Really great episode, plenty of Damon being beautiful and angsty and wonderful. 

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Growing Pains - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 1

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, my God, I can't believe it's finally here! I am ecstatic to see Elena as a vampire and Damon in all his awesomeness/sexiness/badassery....and the angst...you just have to love CW's angst.

• This is a really good summary of the show...even if I hadn't been watching this show religiously, I would totally know exactly what's been going on. 
• Aw, poor Damon, second best already. I love you, Damon!
• Oh, my God, Elena, you get to spend eternity as a teenager with two ridiculously hot and emotionally needy guys...what the hell is so wrong with being a vampire?
• I love it when Stefan and Damon argue, I don't know why, but I really missed that aspect of the show. 
• Oh, I totally forgot Klaus was in Tyler's body...
• Oh, damn, I do not like this pastor fellow at all. 
• Oh, damn, Mrs. Lockwood isn't the mayor? Liz isn't the sheriff? Holy shit, I don't like this!
• Oh, no! You bastard! Don't you dare vervain Caroline! 
• Aw, this is an adorably tender moment between Elena and Stefan in the kitchen. Excellent acting by Nina Dobrev with the hysterics...
• Whoa, is she imagining Damon? Oh, no, this is her memory of my favorite moment in the show! Oh, come on, Elena, how can you not love Damon after this? He is so sweet! Aw, that little kiss?! What kind of cold-hearted bitch would reject that level of sensitivity and emotional connection in a man? 
• Oh, yes, Rebecca...Come on, Damon, you can do it! Oh, shit, someone actually got her! 
• Okay, Pastor Young and his band of goons have got to go....Yes, Klaus, you know you want to rescue Caroline....oh, damn, that was an epic rescue! YES! 
• God, I love when Damon is so emotionally unstable he lashes out...he is so hot when he's intense. 
• Oh, Elena, use your nascent vampire powers to get this bastard! Oh, damn! Damon, you better come and rescue her. 
• Damn, Caroline and Klaus are getting seriously hot and heavy for people on the run for their lives...uh-oh, now she knows...oooh, that was a sexy scene. 
• Oh, damn, this is some serious magic...
• Oh, it's going to work! Oh, come on, Grams, what are you doing? FAIL. 
• Elena, you're the main character, you are simply not going to die. Oh, Stefan...
• Oh, Klaus, don't be like this. 
• Poor Stefan...
• Oh, God, not deathbed declarations of love! I am so tearing up right now! I still ship Delena, but, God, this is heartwrenching. 
• DAMON! Okay, he's still irresistible, but...
• Yay, Tyler! Oh, no, Bonnie!
• YES!!!!! They got that bastard! Drink, Elena, drink! You can do it, stretch, Elena, stretch! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, Damon, you are my hero! He just impaled that guy with a shotgun! 
• Holy shit, vampire!Elena is pissed!
• Yes, thank you, Damon, for finally putting Elena in her place, or trying to. 
• And you put this on Damon now?! NOW?! 
• Damon, don't close off now! 
• Oh, Damon, I love you so much....
• YES! Joseph Morgan's beautiful body is back! 
• Aw, that's a beautiful picture of Stefan and Elena on the roof....and a daylight ring from Stefan! Yay! 
• I think Pastor Young has been drinking the Kool-Aid...fuck! Why the hell would he do that!

Most intense hour of my life! Most important hour of TV ever, please watch it now!

Thanks for watching!

The Departed - The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 22

*This review contains SPOILERS and was written as I watched, so please forgive any typos*

Oh, my God! What a finale!

1. Okay...Elena is a cheerleader? Wait...Mom?! Oh, hospital scene, I see. That was a clever opener. I liked that a lot!
2. Oh, no! Alaric ...wait, and Meredith just stands there? Okay, that teary face was pathetic. Stab him or something!
3. I love Caroline! She is so sweet! 
4. A look at Elena/Matt? Yes, please! They are adorable in that football player/cheerleader way. Not that Elena doesn't have a soulmate already in Damon Salvatore, love of my life. 
5. "It's not right what I'm doing to them, either." FINALLY! I have been waiting for this since season 2! Thank you! ...Wait, which one? Stefan gets let go of course. Here he comes...oh, no! What if she doesn't end up with Damon?
6. ELIJAH!?!?!?! Aaaaaaah! Yeeessss! I am so an Original sympathizer.
7. God, I love Damon! Always interjecting humor into these tense situations. 
8. Aw, Elijah wants his brother back! How cute!
9. Uh-oh, I do not like the Mom brigade...okay, they're not mind-controlled by Alaric (too much TV = paranoid me), just harbingers of bad news. Oh, my God! Tyler and Caroline running away?
10. Oh no! Oh no! Matt! No! Jeremy, don't! No! No! NO! NO!
11. Oh, that was a fake out. Haha, not that I was worried or anything like that. 
12. I'm not sure I like the Tyler/Caroline running thing. There's always the moment when young, in love couples say "Oh, let's meet up and then start our glorious, romantic lives together." But, you know that's not going to happen. I mean, for heaven's sake, it's like Romeo and Juliet in here!
13. Oh, God. Was she going to let Stefan go or confess her love? This is killing me, I need - *GASP* What a kiss! *GASP* Is she choosing Stefan? Do I want her to? *Dramatic music swell* Ah! This is killing me! 
14. Oh, no! Alaric!? Damn! Aw! Damon! I hate it when they kill him!
15. It's very endearing that Matt sucks at tea. Just saying. 
16. Stefan?! No! Not Stefan! Damon! NO! Damon's not a problem! He's Damon! Damon as in P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N! 
17. Matt drugged her? That bastard! Oh! OH! I so rescind number 15. 
18. Uh-oh, I don't want Rebecca to die!Thank God the coffin was gone! Uh-oh! 
19. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! KLLLAAAAUUUUSSSS! Noooooooooooooo! NO! NO! NO! NO! I loved Klaus! No, no, no! That bastard, that goddamned bastard! Poor Rebecca! Ugh, I am so pissed off. 
20. Oh, God, no! Drive to Damon or Stefan? What? NO! This is unbelievable! I cannot handle this!
21. "Matt's taking me home." NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Driving to Damon would have been the ultimate gesture! Oh, Elena, you b*tch! If you'd have seen the look on his face!
22. Oh, no! Damon, sweetheart, don't ask that. No, no, no! Don't do this to yourself, she's not worth it! Oh, OH! This is destroying me. I cannot believe this! What the hell is wrong with you Elena Gilbert? Damon has saved your life and cares about you and needs you and loves you and is perfection itself and you choose Stefan? Oh, no! 
23. And if that wasn't enough, Caroline and Tyler are dying together. Un -freaking- believable. I cannot handle this level of emotional trauma! Oh, my God! 
24. Aw, sweet Elijah and Rebecca moment. Wait...if it wasn't Klaus and it wasn't Kol or elijah or Rebecca, then who was it?
25. Holy shit! Klaus IS Tyler? What the hell? Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
26. My God, they went over the bridge! Wow! I love the whole full circle thing here!
27. Wait...Damon and Elena met in the past? Damon and Elena flirted in the past? 
28. Oh, my God! This song? The truck underwater? This is ripping my insides out! Matt? Matt!
29. Oh, God! Damon seeing Rick die and knowing about Elena...Rick? Rick is a ghost? 
30. WHAT?! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Elena's dead! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh, I cannot express the depths of my grief! I'm sorry I called you a b*tch Elena! *Sobs hysterically*
31. AAAAAAAAAAAAH *Blogger has conniption fit* Elena, a vampire! Ah! AH! Holy shit! Oh, dear God! Is the CW trying to give all their views heart attacks? I don't think that'll do well for ratings!

Wow! More on this episode tomorrow! Whoa! Thanks for reading! Oh my God!

Before Sunset - Vampire Diaries, Season 3 Episode 21

*SPOILER ALERT*

Whoa! Alaric! What a bastard!
Wow...Klaus is vicious, but so hot.
Poor Caroline!
I LOVE that Klaus was the one to find Caroline...that moment was fabulous!
Oh! Why did he have to go and bleed Elena!
Oooh! Tyler kicked ass in that argument with Klaus!
Nooooo! Not Klaus!!!!
Uh-oh! Jeremy! Oh, thank God!
Oh, my God! What Elena said to Damon and Stefan on the doorstep! Selfish, selfish, selfish! Ugh, sometimes I can't stand her!
Their little victory party was sweet!
Oh, my God, I hate Alaric so much!
Damon and Stefan at the end were just...I don't even know...adorable in an almost tragic way, because you know that, eventually, there will be serious Elena fallout.
I'm not sure I'm okay with the implication that Damon wouldn't turn Elena if they ended up together. And I hate that she is stringing them along like that.
And Elena passes out...wtf.

That was a pathetic review, sorry!

Do Not Go Gentle - Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 20

*THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS!*

On to the show, which was awesome!

My Thoughts:

1. Klaus painting is really hot! Just saying...
2. I love everybody's gorgeous 20s costumes!
3. Bonnie/Jaime!!!! Woot!
4. Sweet lines from Stefan!
5. Ooooh! Esther is stone cold!
6. "I don't have to prove anything love, I am the Alpha Male." The tone in which Klaus said that just cracked me up! And what he said, about showing her the world...oh, that was to die for!
7. Tyler being jealous was hot, too, of course...but, for me, it can't compete with Klaus. 
8. Rick!!! Noooo! Aaaah!
9. Poor Klaus! That speech over Esther's corpse...did she ever stop to think that if she didn't completely reject him as a child, he wouldn't have matured into a sociopath? (Albeit a sociopath with deliciously pink lips)
10. "You have me." Awwww! I died over Stefan and Elena's gym conversation!

This is an episode you need to watch! The CW's Vampire Diaries is honestly the best show on TV and you should watch it!

Heart of Darkness - Vampire Diaries, Season 3 Episode 19

*THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS*

Yay! I finally got around to reviewing this (a day late)!

My Thoughts:

1. The Tyler/Caroline meeting was so sweet! I just loved how they walked in time with the music and it was just so romantic!
2. For some reason, I really liked the Damon/Jeremy humor ... the show's gotten pretty dark, and this injected a little light.
3. In the scene in Matt's truck, I really started to like Rebecca.
4. OH MY GOD! THE KISS! The music, the scene, the passion - oh, it was legendary! Also, the fallout was heartwrenching! I, of course, am Team Damon all the way!
5. The ending! Poor Rebecca, I hope she's okay!

All in all, a great episode, and if you haven't watched it, you should!

All My Children - Vampire Diaries

As always, the best hour of my week! Poor Damon! And Klaus! Aww! I cried! I squealed! I yelled at the TV! Watch it!

Dangerous Liasions - The Vampire Diaries

Oh my God! There aren't words! Damon! Klaus! Ah! Watch it now if you haven't!  I feel like I'm going to pass out it was so phenomenal!