Blood Brother - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 5

*This review contains spoilers.*

Halloween episode of Supernatural! Woooooooooo!

• Oh, damn, vampire fight! I'm rooting for Benny. 
• Oh, no, they still haven't found Kevin? 
• God, the Winchesters are so attractive. 
• I like the loyalty Dean is showing towards Benny here. 
• Hahahahahaha, Dean is so funny! 
• Aw, Sam is concerned about his Amelia?
• Aw, Sammy is a handyman now? Cute. 
• Yes, we get to see a little more Cas! 
• Aw, it's sweet that everything reminds Sam of his time in Amelia's time. 
• His nest took out yachts? Damn...Vampirates! Lol!!!! I love you, Dean!
• Oooooh, Benny has a "her"? I like...Aw, no, tragedy!
• Dean is texting Sam? Oh, wait, no, he's not. 
• Oh, damn, Andrea is alive! Well, sort of! Benny, no!
• Aw, this is terrible...Dean, be the amazing Winchester you are and fix everything! But don't ignore Sammy!
• I think Amelia is a bit of a bitch...
• Damn, Andrea is a bitch too! Oh, wait, no, they're kissing! 
• Aw, poor Sammy, feeling so ignored!
• Oh, Benny, I'm rooting for you in this confrontation!
• YES! MORE CAS in Purgatory!
• Sam, you named your dog Dog? Really? ...And you're flirting ineptly. He buys all his clothes from Army Surplus? Damn, that is creepy. 
• Oh, Dean, why are you freaking Sam out? He's going to crash?
• Oh, for God's sake, Benny, you son of a bitch...Andrea is right there! If you don't love her back, so help me God....OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
• Yes, more flashbacks! Damn, those were easy Leviathans to take out!
• Sam and Benny meeting, yay! Oh, Sam, be cool!

What a phenomenal episode! Aaaah! Watch it as soon as you possibly can if you missed it!

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Emily and....The Outbreak

*This review contains spoilers.*

Love this show so much!

• Damn,Will is ripped. 
• Fucking Cassandra. 
• Oh, crap, the gymnast is having a seizure. 
• Dr. Bendari is such a bitch! 
• I love Micah...too cute!
• And Larry has two wives...
• Oh, damn....what is up with the gymnast? Oh, meningitis. Aw, Emily is so sweet with her. 
• Oh, poor Emily...high school, public speaking and sex? I love her though, so much...she is me!
• I feel for you Emily, truly I do. Be brave, Emily, stand up for the awkward unpopular girls everywhere! 
• ...I suppose this is supposed to be rousing, but...uh...oh, damn, flying condom! Oh, lord, she's putting a condom on a banana. 
• Thank God, Payson doesn't have meningitis...oh, shit, that's a terrible rash! Oh, they're getting the father out of the room...it's probably an STD. 
• Oh, for God's sake! Girls jumped him? What an asshole! Let Sophie get him! 
• Okay, weird Ohio farm disease. 
• Haha, Damon is a douchebag. 
• I hope to go Cassandra can't do it...haha, yes, the bitch choked! AND EMILY SAW!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooo! 
• Oh, damn, fungal medication will affect her balance? AW!
• Oh, for God's sake, Damon is such a little bastard. 
• Haha, poor Emily can't use the bat! Aw, Emily, you are so gone. 
• Oh, haha!!!!! They can get him!
• Oh, gymnast girl is going to be okay...but she doesn't want to keep up with gymnastics?
• And Emily is the bigger person!
• Oh, poor sweet Emily, I love you so. 

Oh, I love this show so much!

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The Rager - Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Literally just ran back from a meeting to make it in time for this! Wooo!

• No, Damon, don't you dare leave! I love you too much!
• Aw, Matt, you're so sweet!
• Oh, shit, Klaus! 
• Oh, damn, Rebecca just went a little crazy with that pencil...
• Uh-oh...the hunter. 
• Oh, no...careful with this guy, Jeremy.
• Damon! Hello beautiful! Oh, no, what bastard shot Damon?
• Oh, God, it's Faye from Secret Circle! Oh, wait, who is this Haley? Oh, some girl he met when he was learning to control his werewolf-ness. Uh-oh, competition for Caroline? Then again, I support Caroline/Klaus. 
• Come on, Meredith, be careful with Damon....
• Oh, yes, what's this about Pastor Young?
• Finally, someone tells Damon he is the good brother!
• Connor, don't you dare hurt Matt! Oh, he ratted out Rebecca! Damn, Matt, you are more conniving than I gave you credit for!
• Damon, don't be so patronizing...but do continue to strip! Oh, that was the sassiest and sexiest pants unbutton EVER. 
• And Jeremy just ratted out Meredith...
• Oh, damn, some party! 
• Oh, Klaus, are you going to introduce Haley and Caroline? Bad idea!
• Oh, no! Elena's daylight ring! Damn, Rebecca, you're cold!
• Oh, dear God, Elena, are you doing a keg stand?!
• Damn, Klaus...this is why I want you to be with Caroline!
• Oh, this is so cool! Her standing on the motorcycle!
• Uh-oh, what's going to go down with Damon and Connor? Oh, yes, they got that bastard! Wooo!
• Oh, damn, vampire sexytimes! Oh, God, she's fantasizing about Damon! I knew it, she wants Damon! I KNEW IT!!!!
• HOLY FUCK SHE RIPPED MATT'S HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!! Hallucination?
• Now, what are Damon and Klaus going to do with Connor? Klaus recognizes the symbols! One of the five? One of the five what?
• Okay, okay...is Elena dying or what? Oh, damn, she's hallucinating Damon again! 
• Is Klaus going to help? He is! I bet he is secretly such a sweetheart! What use? The Five must be able  to turn people back from vampirism. 
• April and Rebecca are a friend item now? Cool!
• Why do people Damon like that? Why can't anyone just let him be or love him the way he is! 
• Oh, Matt, what a sweet guy you are.  
• Uh-oh...oh, no, wait, Damon to the rescue! God, I love you Damon! Volunteering to teach her, tucking her hair behind her hair...you are perfection incarnate. 
• Uh-oh, what's up with Klaus and Connor? 

Oh, wow, that was a totally wonderful episode! 

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Bitten - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

Yay! So excited! Wooooooooooo!

• Oh, boys, I love you so. 
• Mysterious note on laptop? Who are these guys? They're funny as hell, and kind of cute too....
• This is lasting a very long time...and CW said this was a "unique" episode...what if it's just this, and no Sam and Dean? I don't know if I like this...no, wait, I do, I don't like this. 
• They're doing Lord of the Flies in a college classroom? We did that freshman year!
• There's Sam and Dean! The Winchester! There they are! Oh, this is how it's unique...not from their perspective...I don't like this. 
• Oh, gods, they're doing night vision as the creature comes for them...this is so Blair Witch....I cannot handle this. 
• Oh, whoa, what if it's the Beast from Lord of the Flies, and it's actually real?
• Okay, not a scratch on Michael...good, I like him. 
• Oh, damn, super strength to lift his girlfriend up...werewolf?
• Aw, poor Brian thinks he's Piggy :(
• YES! Sam and Dean! Wooo! Mayan God?
• Holy shit! He's growing really long fingers and fangs and stuff! What is he? 
• I feel like threatening Kate like that might set Michael off.
• Oh, Kate, don't say you're afraid of him...oh, God, saying it's so hot is bad. 
• Oh, shit, there's Michael! Covered in blood! Okay, I'm glad Kate is being understanding about this...but Brian needs to be cool. 
• Oh, shit, he's going for Brian, damn it! Aw, but he looks too cute crying on her lap that I can't hand him. 
• More Dean! 
• Oh, dear, what are they doing? Oh, damn, they suspect a pureblood werewolf?
• Okay, okay, thank you, Kate, for being the voice of reason...I really, really hope Michael is okay, he's  super sweet. 
• Oh, my God, the professor's pin! It was on the ground! It's him, it's him! 
• What kind of dumbass walks up to a suspected werewolf with a video camera no less and opens their big mouth and says, "I know what you are"? That's like number one on the list of ways to die in B-rated horror movies! 
• Oh, dear God, Brian you've lost your mind. 
• Oh, damn, are they going to get the Professor? They did...
• Oh, God, don't maul each other over Kate, please...?
• Oh, no! NOT MICHAEL! I liked him!
• Oh, God, declaring your undying love over the body over her true love and then biting her is not a good way to go about making a woman love you. Just a tip. 
• Oh, damn, she got the bastard! 
• Poor Michael and Kate! :(
• Aw, this is sad, with all their hopes and stuff. 
• I want to see the Winchesters' reactions to this...
• And Dean wants to let Kate go...I love him so much. ...And he was thinking about saying awesome a lot. 
• Aw, Dean...you have a sexy voice and are very, very adorable sometimes. 

Okay, that was enjoyable, I suppose...but if I don't get my normal hit of Winchester next week I'm going to be very upset. 

Lone Gunman - Arrow Season 1 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

I don't know why I'm watching this anymore...but I am.

• And we once again start with Stephen Amell exercising shirtless. Oh, that's why I watch this. 
• Damn, he shot that guy! 
• Oooh, shirtless sewing scene! Yay, I love this. 
• Oh, damn, he's been poisoned...really? That's a thing?
• And he pops like Dracula to ...stride around his house sexily. I'm down with that. 
• Oliver trying to be parental over Thea is kind of endearing in a way. 
• Okay...Deadshot....
• Oliver strikes me as kind of sleazy...I mean, a nightclub to cover your base? 
• Damn, I like Thea a lot...way to be sassy!
• Oh, God, is that hat supposed to be a disguise?
• He's part of the Russian mob now? Really? Come on...what are you doing?
• Oh, God, that asshole cop again...
• Haha, smooth way of keeping out your bodyguard, Oliver. 
• I love Tommy, haha, but this fight scene is ridiculous. 
• My God, Laurel is the biggest bitch ever. 
• ....and he has apparently just walked into a hotel dressed like Robin Hood without anyone knowing or caring. Right. 
• Who the hell is Felicity Smoke and why she is such a spaz...oh, I see. 
• YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS She knows Shakespeare! Woooo! 
• Oh, dear God...I love you, Tommy...why do you have to love the biggest bitch in the world? 
• Oh, shit, here it comes...and Oliver sends Dig out with his mother and sister first, that's sweet. 
• Oh, damn, does Dig know him now?

That was okay, I suppose. 

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Emily and... The Alan Zolman Incident - Emily Owens, M.D. Season 1 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

I love this show and Emily's inner monologues so much.

• Poor Emily! Getting spit at! 
• Oh, dear God, "Willy"?! She is so awkward, I love her! And especially her little narrations in her mind.
• Uh-oh, why does Emily have to break that kind of news to that guy. 
• The woman in 513 is probably a psycho. Oh, okay, she had OCD...alcohol swabs on the stethoscope? Sanitizing after every hair movement? Oh, damn, they did that to her on purpose! 
• Aw, the grandson and Max are so cute! Aw, he's opting for the surgery?
• Cassandra is such a bitch. 
• I don't know Adam can handle Margo, I would've flipped out at her over the OCD ages ago. 
• Oh, God, all the nurses are against her because of hitting on Jessica! 
• Aw, poor Max. 
• Aw, Micah, sweetheart. 
• Oh, this is crushingly awkward...poor Emily. A crush on Micah...oh, dear God, it's Cassandra! Emily, you are so screwed. 
• Oh, God, they think she's bi? And a horndog? Damn. 
• Oh, God, how can you stand Margo, Emily...I'd have flipped out. Yes, Margo, you are terrible to be around...I feel bad, but I cannot stand you. Good thing she's a lawyer. 
• At least Micah doesn't seem to be taking the gossip seriously - I like him a lot. 
• Uh-oh, I don't want Margo to have a brain tumor...she grates on the nerves, but I want her to live. 
• Oh, Lord, she just blackmailed the Chief of Staff. 
• Oh, Emily, this is super sweet, but he is totally going to be behind you or something...oh, no, that disaster was averted. 
• Okay, at least it's not inoperable...and in a good place to be operated. 
• Gina Bendari you are a cold-hearted bitch. 
• Max is going to be okay! Yay!
• Heart to heart with Micah. 
• Cassandra, you bitch! What are you doing?
• Aw, look at Micah's poor, crushed face when you said you liked Will! 
• Yes, Emily, stand up to that bitch! 
• Oh, no, he needs the open-heart surgery! Oh, God, I hope he's okay. He's going to make it! Wooooooooooooooooooo!
• Aw, that's sweet, she's with Micah's mother! Oh, please, you so noticed! 
• Wait, why is Adam crying, did Margo die on the operating table? Hemorrhagic stroke? Oh, no!
• Good for you, Emily! You tell him to man up! 
• Well, Max lived, and I liked him better. 
• Oh, lord, Emily, you have it! 

Haha, that was so cute, Micah is adorable and I love and identify with Emily!

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Suspicious Minds - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

Very excited!

• Damn...more sexytimes with Wade and Zoe...
• Oh, God, Lemon's houseboat...I really don't like her new direction. 
• Damn, Wade, is funny as hell with George. 
• Oh, Zoe, don't be taken in by Ruby...please.
• God, Lemon is so annoying. I like her outfits, but her personality is awful. 
• Oh, dear, Lord, what is with the slutty doctor outfit? Damn, he's got another girl!
• Damn, catfight!
• Magnolia and Brick are funny, haha. 
• Oh, Zoe, why are you trusting Ruby...damn, Wade is so cool about this.
• Hahaha, Lemon to the Belles about Ruby. I love it! Wait, is she pregnant?! NO! 
• Zach is bald! Not attractive! Oh, Zoe, you're embarrassing yourself. 
• I refuse to accept Lemon as a single mother...please don't make her be pregnant, she doesn't deserve that. 
• Oh, yay, it's Shelby...not. She's a freaking psycho. Great skin! GREAT SKIN! Wooooooooo!
• Oh, Zoe, "Barkeep!"? Really?
• Damn, Lemon, are you seriously shoplifting a pregnancy test? Oh, shit, they're caught! This is not good for Lavon's campaign! 
• Lavon getting a pregnancy test for his gator...plausible excuse, yes?
• Oh, Zoe, you are so plastered. And you just shouted it?! Dumb bitch! 
• Brick and Magnolia are so cute! 
• Oh, God, he's still with Shelby?
• Ruby, you fucking bitch, I hope you lose. Epically and publicly. 
• Oh, thank God, she's not pregnant! 
• Lemon gets seasick! Oh, yes, she better move home! Oh, no, swapping houses is a bad idea! 
• Oh, no...Lavon has to win! Oh, that was heartbreaking. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon's confessing! 
• Oh, for God's sake, Shelby, what is your problem! Thanks for just saying it aloud George. 
• I like this Frank character, he will welcome the zombies!
• Oh, yay, there is hope for the Lavon campaign! Woooo! 
• Giving Magnolia that credit card was a bad idea, Brick!
• Aw, this is a nice ending! I love the music, and the happy vibes, and everyone sticking it to Ruby. 
• Oh, a Zoe and Wade scene. He just agreed to casual monogamy with her!!!!!!!!!!! And the blonde was from the hardware store! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! YES!

So freaking awesome!!!!!!!!! Watch it right now!

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Sick - The Walking Dead Season 3 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

Yes, I'm late, and I missed an episode, haha, sorry.

Absolutely wonderful show, I don't know what it is, but I wait for it with bated breath every time.

The interactions between Lori and Rick are so great. Realistic, poignant, epic, I just adore it.

The moments over Herschel's  bed were deliciously tense.

Prisoners! The suspense with them was wonderful and completely blind-sided me with the eventual outcome.

Carol and the C-Section. Whoa, whoa, whoa...but it's damn inconvenient the doctor is the one who is incapacitated.

I feel like we got a  very dark spin this episode, but I can't wait for next week...and for Lori to have the baby!

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A Vast and Fiendish Plot - Copper Season 1 Episode 10 FINALE

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Aaaaah, I'm so excited for the last episode of this season! Woooo!

• I can't wait to see who was knocking last episode...
• Oh, I see...oh, dear...the Confederates are trying to burn the city again? I'm still not positive I understand Robert's motivations in this...
• And Corky, you really think you can trust Eva? 
• Oh, damn, Kennedy is good.
• Annie, you stupid bitch. Oh, thank you Eva, for calling Annie out on her bullshit.
• Oh, damn, Elizabeth is still hanging with the Booths...damn, Elizabeth, you are a badass.
• Aw, I hope they don't kill all the Confederates...some of them seemed really young.
• Oh, damn, how are they going to find the guy making the Greek fire?
• The interactions with Eva, Annie, and Ellen are something...all the women of Corky, haha. 
• Oh, come on, Sarah, you'll be alright...
• Wait, wait, Sarah's mother was left behind? Where? Were they slaves who were able to escape or something? Uh-oh...what if something happens to her?
• Oh, damn, Kennedy has the stuff!
• Oh, the telegraph guy knows! Damn, Corky, stop it! Thank you, Robert. 
• Damn, Sarah, miracle cures are probably not a good idea. 
• Oh, shit, here's his father! And Kennedy! Oh, I love Robert's interactions with his father. 
• Oh, damn, Sarah, that is not a good idea.
• It's weird how nice Eva is being to Ellen. 
• Nice look at 19th century fashion. I really love  Elizabeth's style. 
• Oh, damn, they have a horrible father/son relationship...uh-oh, I think Elizabeth going over there is very bad idea. 
• Uh-oh, Sarah better not be unconscious with this miracle cure stuff...oh, damn, there she is.
• Oh, shit, there's Maguire! Can I just say, what an eventful finale!
• Yay, Shakespeare! Wooo! 
• Uh-oh, fire!
• ...Julius Caesar...oh, how fitting is this monologue? I love you, Copper. I love you, BBC America, I love you for saving me from my melancholia, and being badass and cerebral. 
• Wait, wait, who is lying on the floor in there? Oh, damn, it's Maguire? And Kevin rescued him? Kevin, you're a better man than I thought you were.
• Oh, damn, Elizabeth, you are way more into this than I thought you were...I really, really love Anastasia Griffith. 
• What a power shift between Robert and his father...sending him to Atlanta? Oh, damn...Robert, you are cold! 
• Oh, thank God, Sarah's coming around!
• Oh, damn, Matthew...
• Aw, this is a very sweet hug between Elizabeth and Robert. 
• Oh, damn, Maguire doesn't look very good...holy shit, he killed Grendel? And Mary?
• Eva is so blunt about her whore-iness. And she doesn't seem upset that her and Corky seem to be over. 
• Oh, Kevin, talk to your wife, please?
• Kevin, what are you taking there? Is that what Ellen was on? Are you on opium? Really? Oh, God, he's hallucinating Maggie again! Poor Kevin!

Oh, wow, what a finale! I loved it! And it's coming back summer of 2013! Great finale! I loved Elizabeth/Robert this episode, as well as both of them in their own rights...I also liked Kevin and the whole action packed plot aspect. 

I highly recommend this episode and the show itself. 

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Proceed with Caution - Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Episode 2

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• Uh-oh, wandering around the streets in the middle of the night is generally not a good idea. 
• Aw, Cat has a roommate! Heather! Her sister! Oh, my God, Heather looks like the girl who played Lizzie Bennett in Lost in Austen. 
• Hahaha, Cat taking out J.T. was pretty hilarious. 
• The understudy! It was so the understudy; it's always the understudy. 
• Oooooh, no accident! Suicide or homicide! 
• Oh, God, it's Vincent! He so wants to see her...wait, if Vincent can hear that pulse, what else can he hear...*suggestive hint*
• Uh-oh, cat fight between the dancer and Victoria? Who was Odette last year? Oh, it was SO the understudy. 
• Wait, wait, Gemma was a temporary Odette? It can't have been Victoria...
• Uh-oh...throwing away flowers from boy she doesn't like and taking the morning after pill?
• Aw, Vincent offered her a drink? Oh, Vincent, you know that her pulse is racing because of you! 
• Aw, they're giggling together! How cute! Oh, J.T. let them be cool, please. 
• Uh-oh, stalker and work...Julio Ramirez, the janitor! Did he do it? Oh, well, he's running, so I'm going to say yes.
•  Oh, God, Cat you are a stupid bitch.
• So, it wasn't Julio? Okay, hmm...
• So, Vincent left? 
• I take back what I said, I don't think it's Victoria. Oh, no, whoa....she knows something.
• Oh, damn, Cat, you stupid bitch, what did Vincent tell you? And then you hit someone? Who turns out to be a ninja assassin...okay, that's going down. 
• And Vincent saves her, even though she's a dumb bitch. 
• I love Evan of the British Accent. Cat the Dumb Bitch doesn't deserve him. 
• Oh, so Victoria was pregnant with Joshua's baby? Who is the father? Oh, damn, the dance teacher did it! Didn't see that coming! 
• Oh, Cat, a letter? Really...
• Uh-oh, bye-bye Heather? Nope, she's staying. 
• It's him! He sent her a note! And they're meeting! Oh, um...there's a ... uh ... touching moment on the roof. 

Meh...not bad. 

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Memorial - Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

• This is a cool juxtaposition of Stefan and Damon fighting and Elena feeding...I like the cinematography of the woods scene. 
• ...Are Stefan and Elena going to have hot vampire sex? That's where this appears to be going...Oh, yep, that is so where we're going...oooh, sexy abs...and not so sexy Elena vomiting. 
• Uh-oh, I don't like the idea of the independent contractor...
• Oh, Damon, I love you so...
• April? April, who? Oh, Pastor Young's daughter...and they're setting her up with Jeremy...
• Aw, this is a nice Elena/Stefan moment with the drink...
• Oh, Damon, I really, really love you. Elena, don't be mean to him. 
• Oh, whoa, Damon is offering her his blood...I like this a lot....Oh, whoa, how "personal" are we talking here? The look on his face right now tells me very personal. 
• Hahahahah, Tyler and Caroline and grief sex is very funny.
• Uh-oh, this contractor is very, very bad news...holy fuck, that bastard Connor just shot Tyler!
• Oh, thank God, Tyler is okay. 
• Aw, Elena looks really pretty in Church...I don't know how she can be nice about Pastor Young when he was so against vampires and such...
• Uh-oh, I really wanted Damon's blood to work...
• Oh, yeah, Bonnie, how's she doing?
• Yes, Damon to the rescue...way to avoid shaking that hand! Okay, the look on Elena's face when telling him to hurry, and him getting worried for her...come on, Delena! 
• Oh, shit, Connor just stabbed April?
• Oh, this tree scene is amazing! I love protective, caring, I'm not going to let anything happen to you Damon...
• Oh, Damon, you just have to antagonize Stefan don't you.
• Hahaha, Damon makes me giggle. 
• Oh, no...they're trying to get Elena to go for the blood...if he shoots her, I'm going to be so pissed. 
• And it's Stefan to the rescue...
• And Matt offers himself like the nice guy he is...aw. 
• Oh, damn, Tyler got shot again! Oh, no!
• Oh, good, He's fine...Damon, please get this bastard! Oh, I hope you're okay sweetie! STEFAN! You son of a bitch!
• Oh, damn, Elena's going for April...Caroline to the rescue....
• It worked!
• Oh, damn, it's him! Uh-oh, why can Jeremy see the tattoos but not Matt?
• Wait, wait, a war ahead? Worse to come? What?
• Haha, liquor helps with the cravings? And here I thought Damon was just an alcoholic. 
• Uh-oh, Stefan and Elena, fighting...It meant a lot to Damon? YES!
• Oh, God, Elena is getting dangerously close to mental breakdown territory. 
• Okay, some kind of memorial service a la Stefan...
• Uncle Zach, Lexi, Alaric, Vicki, Caroline's dad, Tyler's dad, Jeremy's parents, Anna, Jenna....oh, damn, the death toll mounts...oh, come on, Damon, don't stalk off...aw, Elena, go after him...this is a touching moment... absolutely love these lantern things, setting them off with some friends at the end of senior year of high school was so fun.
• Oh, Damon, I love when he's bitter and drunk...I feel like we get his real personality here. Aw, poor Damon, with the whole in his heart where the people he cared about used to be...talking to imaginary Alaric and drinking...great scene! I love these moments of Damon's. 

We end on Damon? Yes! I love Damon so much! Really great episode, plenty of Damon being beautiful and angsty and wonderful. 

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Heartache - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

YAY!

• Don't you know jogging is the most dangerous hobby? You see? You see?!
• Aw, boys, don't fight!
• Dean, don't fight with the cop! Oh, who am I kidding, I love it when you do that. 
• Uh-oh, crazy Arthur is probably possessed or something. No, not possessed....hmm...this is a tough one! Uh-oh, is that suicide? 
• Oooooh, the boys look so hot in just their white button down shirts. 
• Oh, no, language unknown! Oooh, interesting. 
• Yes, back to the good old days of rock star names. 
• Oh, damn, he cut out his transplanted eye! 
• I love when they bring up old stuff like the same professor who helped with the Amazons...
• Brick Holmes? Who? Oh, some quarterback...did he have a cursed body or something?
• Ooooh, ritualistic ceremony...glowing heart, scary glowing eyes! Awesome special effects!
•  Oh, God, Dean, did you just ask her if her dead son was in a cult? Tactless!
• Whoa, whoa, Mommy dearest knows something....oh, whoa, it's Randa! Whoa!
• Oh, I love these bits...Ancient Mayan...Death by corn god?
• Oh, who is Betsy? Oh, whoa, it's the same person! Cool!
• Okay, the Mayan corn god had a big following of athletes...so, Brick made a deal with Kakow? 
• Oh, okay, his name is Inyo and he did do the corn god sacrifice thing. Tragic story. :(
• ....And a stripper has the heart? Oh, Randa...oh, damn, don't get Dean! Oh, yes, he's got her!
• ....Hmmm, I guess Eleanor wasn't evil after all.
• Oh, Dean, you are such a warrior. Come on, Sam, don't ruin Dean's buzz...Sam, you can't mean this...I want you to have a sweet, marriage-y type relationship, but Dean needs you too, Sam! Uh-oh, flashback...is Amelia missing? Aw, how sweet, a birthday picnic! I like the lovely bright light and such...aw, Sammy's sweet little smile. I kind of want him to have both worlds...

Really, really great episode, and I am loving what they appear to be setting us up for. 

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Honor Thy Father - Arrow Season 1 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

Unlike Emily Owens, M.D., which is freaking amazing, I don't love this show, I mainly watch it because I have faith in the CW that it will get better, and Stephen Amell has beautiful abs. I'm going to review it anyway, however,

• Okay, their previously on was pretty cool. 
• His friend is absolutely hilarious and I love him!
• Nice flashbacks during the court statement...
• I almost forgot that Mom is a bad guy...
• Damn, Laurel is such a bitch! 
• Nice, more shirtless exercising scenes! CW, you know what I want and you deliver. 
• Damn, Oliver goes for Victor...
• I don't get Mom's motivation at all. 
• I like Sister a lot...she's feisty. 
• Oh, dear, he doesn't want to take the company...and Mom is pissed. 
• Aw, poor Ollie lost his dad. 
• Yikes, Laurel's dad is serious...and she is a total bitch. 
• Oh, my God, Stephen Amell's sexy, ab-tastic, scarred chest is EVERYWHERE. 
• Aw, sweet moment with Sister (Thea?)!
• Oh, damn, Ollie is very in touch with his emotions...right to how he's sorry he hurt her...aw,  he just called himself a "damaged jerk"...poor baby. :( Aw, ice cream date! 
• Oh, no, people with guns! Ah, yes, she totally ran to him, she so likes him!
• Laurel's got some seriously weird interactions with her father...he's too overprotective. 
• Oh, no, what's going down at the docks? Oh, I see, he's got what's his face...
• Oh, no, the cop...oh, damn, he's good. 
• Oh, Ollie, what are you doing?
• Again, Laurel's dad is really annoying...
• Finally, do we get to see what Mom is up to? The yacht was sabotaged! Holy shit!
• Aw, poor Ollie...

I don't want to say I love this show, but it's worth watching, and Stephen Amell has a gorgeous body, haha. 

Thanks for reading!

The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan - Heroes of Olympus Book Three

*This review contains spoilers.*

So, The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan, third in the Heroes of Olympus series.

I absolutely loved this book. I really love the Percy Jackson stuff in general, as I love Greek mythology, and I think the books have the perfect balance of humor, action, romance and tragedy, i.e. the makings of a classic. Needless to say, I was ecstatically looking forward to getting this book, because I love all of Rick Riordan's stuff, and expected this to be no different.

 Even then I was surprised how much I loved this book.

Of course, I love Riordan's style, and the general premise of the Percy Jackson books, and you do, too, if you've searched for this post, i.e. if you're a fan of the series, this will not disappoint. Books where people lose their memories or are lost for some time usually irk me, and even though I love this series enough for that not to happen, I was very pleased that Jason, Piper, Leo, Hazel, Frank, Percy and Annabeth were all back together, knowing who they all are.

Another aspect of this book was the emotional growth of the characters. I feel like we saw a lot more of Percy and Jason in terms of how they feel about their leadership, which was a fascinating and enjoyable delve into their psyches. Also, and I've never really felt much of a connection to Annabeth, there was a little more depth to her, and I guess I saw her as less of an abstraction in this installment.

Okay, romance! Piper and Jason are wonderful...I think they have what I consider the ideal relationship archetypes for some reason, with him being a child of Zeus, and her of Aphrodite...it just feels like the way things should be...and they're all sweet and caring about each other and such. ...And Percy and Annabeth...I actually had a tear brought to my eye by this one. There was a point where Percy had just gotten Annabeth back, and he says that he always feels like he's walking on eggshells and that any second he might shatter his relationship...and that made my tear up, all vulnerable sounding and such. They were also more open then we've ever seen them, which I really enjoyed...and I've always nursed a bit of a thing for Percy...so, yeah.

In short, the book was absolutely excellent! The romance, the humor, the style, the mythology, the pacing, the plot, the everything was completely perfect! I even liked the ending...both joyous and tragic, in its way.

Complete Tangent: This book just brought me back to the good old days...I decided to read Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief in the stairwell of my middle school. I talked to some girl I thought I hated in chem my junior year because she had The Lost Hero...yes, it was probably started with 12 year old boys in mind, but I don't care. Warm and fuzzy feelings, I say! Not as many feels as Harry Potter, but just pleasantly familiar and good and such. I've started college, and I'm disappointed with the way it all turned out and I'm just kinda miserable about it...put Percy Jackson made me happy in a way I haven't been since I got here, and I thank him for that.

Back on track: Basically, best book ever and you should absolutely read it!

Pilot - Emily Owens, M.D. Season 1 Episode 1 PREMIERE

*This review contains spoilers.*

It's the CW, I'll give everything they put out a shot.

• I love this girl already, haha. 
• She has beautiful hair. 
• Will is cute, in that geeky kind of way. 
• Wow, the scene of a hospital as high school was the most hilarious thing ever. 
• Oh, yes, she likes Will, too!
• Ooooh, paperwork, that's rough. 
• Aw, Emily is so good with Julia...oh, fuck, she just passed out! And she's calling for a doctor? Oh, ouch, oh, shit, is she going lose a patient in her first hour there? 
• ...And the Pits thing...rough. 
• Yikes, Cassandra has hated Emily since 5th grade. And stole her pager? Damn, that's cruel. 
• Haha, Julia is adorable...yes, Twilight digs, haha...I love this show and am watching it til the day I die.
• Oh, dear...interesting favor from the Chief's daughter....
• Oh, she is so wonderful. And Will is so great!
• Uh-oh, stuck with Cassandra, looking for the missing Marianne, and losing their Alzheimer patient. That's rough. 
• Oh, come on, Emily, you can do it. Oh, wow, that other doctor (Micah?) they met at the beginning is really nice, I suggest a love triangle. 
• Oh God, most awkward way of finding out if someone is a lesbian ever. 
• Wow, Will thinks she has amazing hands...they are so going to be a thing. 
• Oh, damn, intrigue! Dan was driving!
• Aw, Julia is super sweet! 
• And Dr. Bendari is a fucking bitch. 
• Oh, damn, that was the most beautiful declaration ever....and he doesn't return her feelings. Bastard! Will, you son of a bitch. 
• Oh, is Micah going to be sweet? Eh, kinda. 
• Aw, Marianne is going to see her mother. 
• Emily gets to observe! Oh, no! Is Julia going to make it!
• Oh, damn, Emily is in there in surgery!
• Oh, shit, the Chief and Jessica! 
• Wonder what's up with Micah and 501? Oh, it's his mother. Oh, damn, she's the pancreatic cancer one....
• Great, I never get to feel like an adult? Good to know...
• Oh, damn, Will has someone else?

Okay, I loved it, and will watch it for ever and ever and ever and so should you. 

Thanks for reading.

If It Makes You Happy - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Still not sure who I'm rooting for, but I know I don't want Ruby as mayor.

• Ooooooh, sexy shirtless singing Wade! 
• Lavon better still be mayor...
• Ah, yes, Zoe saving the world...
• That awkward moment...come on, George, what are you doing here? Oh, God, George, you just told her you're going on a date? How awkward was this! 
• I love the black dress Zoe is standing on a chair in. Oh, this is hilarious! Haha, he's from the magazine!
• Oh, poor Tom, he's so cute.
• Hahaha, that Lemon and Annabeth scene was hilarious.
• Oh, Ruby, what a bitch you are...
• Oh, damn...we found George's new date!
• Leprosy? Leprosy?! Really? Haha, I love Tom.
• Oh, dear, Wade's response to the leprosy thing is hilarious! 
• Oh, God, the date...
• By the way, poor Brick...
• Oh, Brick are you going to tell Shelby? Please tell Shelby, I think that would be hilarious!
• I assume I'm supposed to recognize this band, but I don't.
• Annabeth looks beautiful in that dress with the pearls and green earrings. I like Lemon's jacket a lot.
• Oh, damn, Ruby and Cricket! Bitches!
• Wait, do armadillos really carry leprosy? Hahahaha, "leprosy of the brain." I LOVE Earl. 
• Oh, Wade...you are a terrible liar...aw, poor Wade. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon...I believe in you! 
• Oh, Brick, I love you. 
• Damn, Lemon and Ruby are getting vicious. 
• Ruby is such a bitch...I hope she gets humiliated. 
• YES, LEMON! Woooooo! Damn, she looks good in that dress! I am so glad she got Walt. 
• Hahahahahahaha! Wade talking about "The Great Alabama Leprosy Epidemic" is hilarious...oh, and he's getting deep. 
• Yes, Lemon and Walt are outside! Together! Kissing! And Lemon can't do it...damn. 
• Oh, damn, Brick and George are really going at it...
• Oh, damn, Tom's a virgin? Oh...wow...
• That's right, Lavon, you tell it to that bitch. 
• Interesting Lemon developments...
• Oh, my God, please tell me Zoe is coming over to play video games with Wade. Aw, haha, this is too cute. 

Yay! Great episode! Go watch it! 

Thanks for reading!

A Day to Give Thanks - Copper Season 1 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

Sorry I'm a little distracted tonight, my roommate just created life in our microwave.

Consequently, having just witnessed the birth of a species, I'm in an excellent mood and I am exceedingly excited to see how the whole Ellen thing plays out!

• Yes, Irish ballads! I love this! So freaking much! 
• Starting off with Ellen, I like...
• Annie, Lord almighty, shut up for once!
• Eva, are you hitting on him now? Thank you, Corky, for saying your wife is at home. Finally. 
• I am not sure I know where Robert is going with this...
• This is surprisingly eloquent and emotional for Eva...and then the Molly reference...God, what is Eva's deal?
• JOHN WILKES BOOTH? That's a thing?! Whoa! Oooooooh! He is so hitting on her! Is that jealousy I see, Robert?
• Holy shit, Corky, violence! Are you manhandling your captain? Damn...oh, Kevin, why do I keep loving you? 
• Uh-oh...what is going on with Mr. Morehouse...
• Annie praying for Corky's wife? Interesting.
• Meeting Mr. Kennedy? Robert's father is smuggling to the Confederates? Damn!
• Whoa, whoa, Ellen's talking! "A locket for a life"? She did need an abortion? Oh, damn....
• Corky...do you really want to leave your wife, your whore, and the little girl in love with you in the same house together?
• Oh dear, Morehouse men fighting...
• Uh-oh, Ellen, darling, go back to bed before Eva kills you and you realize that the girl you think is your daughter wants to sleep with your husband. Ellen, that broth is probably poisoned! 
• Whoa, whoa, Robert v. Kennedy. Wow, is Robert really trying to protect his father, or keep the Confederates from succeeding? 
• Oh dear, Kevin, what are you up to? Maguire paid off the pawn shop owner...oh, my...
• Are Robert and Elizabeth going to get it on again? And he asks about Kevin now? What is with that giant bow on Elizabeth's dress? Yay, Robert/Elizabeth. 
• Oh, Kevin, don't kill Father Brook! 
• Oh, Kevin, what are you going to do? This is like the calm before the storm...and the storm just broke! Holy fuck, Maguire slept with Kevin's wife!!!!!!! Thank you, for finally pointing out the whole fucking Eva while looking for Ellen thing...
• Oh, fuck....ELLEN KILLED MAGGIE? No, she wouldn't....Oh, Kevin, don't treat her like this, she's ill. ...She accidentally knocked her into a doorframe? Okay... Aw, this is a very emotional moment. Oh, Kevin, don't push her...uncalled for! 
• Knocking? Oh, Lord, who is that? 

Epic episode, I highly recommend it!

Thanks for reading!

Pilot - Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Episode 1 PREMIERE

*This review contains spoilers.*

Still thrilled from TVD, so I feel like I'll love this show.

• Starting way back when...okay, lawyer in training, I like that. 
• Aw, sweet moment between the two of them. 
• Oh, damn, who just opens fire like that! ....that fall was hilarious, I'm not going to lie, me and the friend I'm watching this with both laughed out loud. 
• And the beast just went all badass on those guys...
• Another narration. Gorgeous cityscape. 
• Way to go Cat! 
• I like that they've got the Law and Order thing going on. 
• Vincent Keller must be the beast, if he's dead but still getting prints everywhere.
• Creeping through abandoned warehouse...
• Wait, wait, is that him in the rafters? 
•  Nice title! Kind of like TVD in the old days...
• Vincent is hilarious with J.T. Aw, he sounds really miserable, and I feel bad. 
• Ooooooh, British accent! I like this coroner guy! 
• Cross-species DNA? Okay, I'm hooked, this is one of those things I'm going to watch. 
• Yes, wander around the creepy warehouse alone, why don't you, that's totally safe. 
• Oh, damn...oh, shit, she knows! 
• I like this guy a lot, I just do...he's cute, and tortured, and I love that. 
• Ooooh, development with the whole forensics aspect...I love that this has her as a detective! 
• This place looks sketchy to me...that guy back there, maybe? Oh, shit, the guy right in front of her...and the woman, too? Who cares this much about contaminated DNA? This must be big!
• And the beast comes to the rescue again! And the dumb bitch is in the middle of the tracks!
• Aw, he saves her again! Aw, face to face! 
• Ah, what a cute interaction! 
• Are we going to get his backstory this easily? Oh, damn, crazy army experiments! Interesting, interesting. Those bastards! 
• Oh, come on, Vincent, don't push her away! Love her! You know this is going to be a romance, just go with it!
• Aw, she stood up the British guy?
• Damn...this McLeary is shady. 
• That was the most ridiculous beast transformation ever. I will keep watching, but I hope they don't ever do that again. 
• Oh, damn, it was one of the husband's mistresses? Ooooh, Emily slept with Alex Webster? And was pregnant? AND IS THE KILLER? Damn! 
• I love this Evan guy! 
• Vincent and J.T. are so cute! 
• Aw, what a sweet speech from Cat! Aw, and he gives one right back! Love this!
• Oh, my God! Diary/narration! Just like TVD! 
• Oh, wow, he is so cool up on the rooftop! Smoldering eyes, beautiful facial structure. 

Great ending! This is a pretty good show, and I can't wait for the romance to bud! Yay!

Thanks for reading!

Growing Pains - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 1

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, my God, I can't believe it's finally here! I am ecstatic to see Elena as a vampire and Damon in all his awesomeness/sexiness/badassery....and the angst...you just have to love CW's angst.

• This is a really good summary of the show...even if I hadn't been watching this show religiously, I would totally know exactly what's been going on. 
• Aw, poor Damon, second best already. I love you, Damon!
• Oh, my God, Elena, you get to spend eternity as a teenager with two ridiculously hot and emotionally needy guys...what the hell is so wrong with being a vampire?
• I love it when Stefan and Damon argue, I don't know why, but I really missed that aspect of the show. 
• Oh, I totally forgot Klaus was in Tyler's body...
• Oh, damn, I do not like this pastor fellow at all. 
• Oh, damn, Mrs. Lockwood isn't the mayor? Liz isn't the sheriff? Holy shit, I don't like this!
• Oh, no! You bastard! Don't you dare vervain Caroline! 
• Aw, this is an adorably tender moment between Elena and Stefan in the kitchen. Excellent acting by Nina Dobrev with the hysterics...
• Whoa, is she imagining Damon? Oh, no, this is her memory of my favorite moment in the show! Oh, come on, Elena, how can you not love Damon after this? He is so sweet! Aw, that little kiss?! What kind of cold-hearted bitch would reject that level of sensitivity and emotional connection in a man? 
• Oh, yes, Rebecca...Come on, Damon, you can do it! Oh, shit, someone actually got her! 
• Okay, Pastor Young and his band of goons have got to go....Yes, Klaus, you know you want to rescue Caroline....oh, damn, that was an epic rescue! YES! 
• God, I love when Damon is so emotionally unstable he lashes out...he is so hot when he's intense. 
• Oh, Elena, use your nascent vampire powers to get this bastard! Oh, damn! Damon, you better come and rescue her. 
• Damn, Caroline and Klaus are getting seriously hot and heavy for people on the run for their lives...uh-oh, now she knows...oooh, that was a sexy scene. 
• Oh, damn, this is some serious magic...
• Oh, it's going to work! Oh, come on, Grams, what are you doing? FAIL. 
• Elena, you're the main character, you are simply not going to die. Oh, Stefan...
• Oh, Klaus, don't be like this. 
• Poor Stefan...
• Oh, God, not deathbed declarations of love! I am so tearing up right now! I still ship Delena, but, God, this is heartwrenching. 
• DAMON! Okay, he's still irresistible, but...
• Yay, Tyler! Oh, no, Bonnie!
• YES!!!!! They got that bastard! Drink, Elena, drink! You can do it, stretch, Elena, stretch! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, Damon, you are my hero! He just impaled that guy with a shotgun! 
• Holy shit, vampire!Elena is pissed!
• Yes, thank you, Damon, for finally putting Elena in her place, or trying to. 
• And you put this on Damon now?! NOW?! 
• Damon, don't close off now! 
• Oh, Damon, I love you so much....
• YES! Joseph Morgan's beautiful body is back! 
• Aw, that's a beautiful picture of Stefan and Elena on the roof....and a daylight ring from Stefan! Yay! 
• I think Pastor Young has been drinking the Kool-Aid...fuck! Why the hell would he do that!

Most intense hour of my life! Most important hour of TV ever, please watch it now!

Thanks for watching!

What's Up, Tiger Mommy? - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, my God! It's back on! Wooooo!

• Creepy old man with a bone is your cue to run, cheery bank lady. Sigh, I kind of liked you. 
• Aw, poor Kevin. 
• Poor Mrs. Tran, haha. 
• Oh, damn, Mrs. Tran is hilarious...and a total badass. 
• Oh, Dean, you're totally going to go for it aren't you? Love you so much. 
• An auction held by Pluto? Oh, I am so down with that. 
• Oh, this auction is super cool! 
• Oh, no! Their plan is foiled! God, this is such an amazing show. 
• Damn, Mrs. Tran, you are a fucking badass. 
• Awww, I want Cas back! :(
• Oh, Cas, why would you have abandoned Dean? To protect him? Oh, boys, please talk out your problems and have a bromance again!
• Hammer of Thor? Finger bone of the first giant? This is so cool!
• Damn, Mrs. Tran is my freaking hero! Oh, this is so tense! What an amazing scene! I love it!
• Oh, fuck! Crowley! No, you bastard! 
• Sam is using Thor's Hammer...this is a thing? I like this thing. 
• Oh, damn...at least Kevin's mom is alive, I think. I hope she pulls through. 
• Oh, no! They've run away? 

Ah, what an episode! Absolutely awesome, totally watch it right now if you haven't. 

Thanks for reading!

Pilot - Arrow Season 1 Episode 1 PREMIERE

*This review contains spoilers.*

I'm a little wary of sitting down to watch a TV show about a superhero...but the CW has provided such awesome shows as The Vampire Diaries and Supernatural that I can go out on a limb and give this a go...plus, they referenced Robin Hood in the trailer, and the main guy seems to be pretty lovely, so, for that alone, I can try it!

• Oh, no, running cam? What is this, Blair Witch? Okay, okay, we're watching him scrabble along now...whew, that's a relief. Loving the cinematography here, and the landscape as well.
• Purgatory Island? For five years? Yikes...okay, Oliver Queen is hellbent on justice for his city. Interesting premise. 
• Aw, this is touching. 
• Nice house! Who lives in a freaking castle? Oh, right, they're billionaires, I forgot. Aw, he's so sweet with his sister. 
• Oh, my God, the ship is The Queen's Gambit and their last name is Queen? 
• Look at those abs! My God, they're magnificent! And sexy scars, too! 
• Tommy Merlin, I just met you, and this is crazy, but you are hilarious!
• Whoa, Walter and Oliver's Mom? Are married? Awkward.
• Wait, Oliver was playing the sisters? Yikes. 
• Oh, wow, someone's a bit tense. 
• Mysterious trunk? Yes, please. Aw, he's adorable with his sister. 
• I'm starting to dislike this Laurel girl...a bit too I'm-going-to-save-the-world for me. And she's laying on the guilt! Oh, you bitch, come on! 
• Uh-oh, flashback revealing Daddy is not who we thought he was. This show is getting quite interesting. 
• Oh, come on, Oliver, you can do it! Yay, there he goes! 
• What is the cop's problem? 
• And Oliver gives his bodyguard the slip! I like that about him, haha. 
• I'm intrigued as to where this little build-your-own-fortress thing is going. 
• This cop really is an asshole. 
• Wow, what a party!
• YES! A TWILIGHT DIG! WOOOOOO! I AM NOW WATCHING EVERY EPISODE OF THIS SHOW!
• Aw, another touching moment. I think I like this show. I guess I can forgive Laurel for being a bitch before. Oh, yes, another "stay away, I'm bad for you" type romance where he's an asshole to push her away because he loves her so much! Yes! I love these!
• Damn, Ollie's quite the badass. 
• Oh! He's Sarah and Laurel's father, that's why he's being such an ass! Oliver is really great at masking his emotions. 
• Oh wow! How traumatic it must have been to see his father do that...
• Whoa, whoa, Tommy and Laurel? I guess I can get behind that. 
• Oh, damn, his mom's a bad guy!

Wow...that was pretty good, I really enjoyed it. Compelling plot, good acting, beautiful actor, wonderful cinematography...I recommend you give Arrow a shot, pun totally intended. 

Thanks for reading!

Always on my Mind - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited for this show...still not sure if I'm rooting for Wade or George...

• Okay, I'm not going to lie, I am loving the whole Wade/Zoe sex thing...oh, dear  God, Wade saying "Come on" in that seductive way with his Southern accent just made me melt. 
• Haha, that was hilarious! With Zoe and Rose, haha. 
• Haha, Brick is so funny...I'm not sure how I feel about the whole Lemon gets a job thing. 
• Also not sure about Lavon and Ruby...
• Haha, Lemon is the worst waitress ever...and poor Wade, haha. 
• Wow, I keep forgetting how hot and sweet George is. 
• I do appreciate Zoe and Wade's chemistry...ah, yes, I love the idea of a bet of no sex between them, haha. 
• Uh-oh...not getting taken off of Southern Living's top 100 towns! The horror!
• Haha, that ketchup comment was funny. 
• Oh, awkward George and Wade moment...or not. They just get over it, haha. 
• Bluebellapalooza has disaster written all over it. 
• Oh, Brick, this is such a ploy! 
• Haha, this is so funny! She is so going to have sex with him...oh, whoa, who opens the doors all shirtless and sexy? 
• Haha, Wade's dating advice is hilarious. 
• Oh, Zoe, you are so pulling over...ah, there she goes...haha! Rose!
• Oh, God, Lemon is going to be a bitch about it. Damn....
• Aw, poor George, haha, this is sweet in a sad way. 
• Uh-oh....Of course, she would be allergic to seafood. 
• Damn, Wade and Lilly-Anne are hilarious! 
• Oh, George, don't worry about Lemon! She is a bitch and deserves this! Oh, this is kind of a sweet scene, but George, you need to get back to little miss volleyball player before she leaves. Or thinks you're a busboy...damn!
• Oooooh, jealousy!
• Aw, Lemon's little sister is so cute! 
• Oh, God, Lilly-Anne really is a hypochondriac. 
• Oh, no, Wade, don't be like that! 
• George singing? Yes, please. Aaaaah! Ramblin' Man! I love this! George is really hot, but the original is better. 
• That bitch is running for mayor?! Oh, Ruby, you bitch, I'm sorry I ever said I liked you. 
• Oh, Wade, how could wink at Zoe like that! George, too, with all those women! 
• And the trailer is about leprosy? Really? Oh, dear. 

Great episode, lots of love triangle angst and gorgeous Wade abs. 

Thanks for reading!

Better Times Are Coming - Copper Season 1 Episode 8

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited to see the fallout of Corky and Elizabeth as well as Robert and the Conderate's Greek fire plan....here it comes!

• Still one of my favorite title sequences since Shotime's The Borgias...it's just so cool and so fitting and I revel in it. 
• Ah, election day! I look forward to more history! Yay, more Irish ballads...love it. 
• Aw, yay! I love Elizabeth and Robert...this is just darling and the sweetest thing ever! Yay! I am one hundred thousand percent behind this. 
• Whoa, whoa, don't even think about accusing Robert!
• Ah, yes, I love that Sarah and Matthew are having a baby! Aw, so cute!
• Oh, damn, Mary's dead! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
• Oh, God, Annie, stop it you little slut! Eva, couldn't you have killed this little trollop instead of Molly? 
• Oh, dear, I think Francis may be a bit off his rocker about this...
• I very much like Robert's upbraiding of Kevin on behalf of Elizabeth...very, very much...I hope he really cares for her...oh, I feel like their bromance is seriously ending here. Ooooh, that was cold. 
• Ah, yes, more 19th century forensics! Wooo! 
• Oh, damn, Francis, what are you going to do to MacLean's wife? 
• Damn, Kevin's just fighting with everyone today!
• Holy shit, Francis just...whoa! DAMN!
• I really, really love the commercial for visiting Australia they've been playing lately (10:27 PM East Coast)...if I wasn't in love with Australia before, I would be now!
• I kind of like Mrs. MacLean...snarky, in a way. Damn, that was a good ending line. "He was a man, angry to face who he really was."
• Oh, Sibyl. 
• Yes, more Elizabeth and Robert...yay! Oh, Robert, what are you up to? Be careful with these people...
• Poor Francis....whoa, Molly was scared of him? I mean, he was violent, but she struck me as the kind of feisty woman who could hold her own. 
• Yes, please give Annie to the nuns...for once I agree with Eva. 
• Oh, dear...Robert, please be careful. 
• Ah, Sarah seems not to be too depressed, for once. 
• Wait, wait, Kevin thinks Francis killed both Mary and MacLean? Holy shit...oh, man, were we supposed to have been thinking that the whole time? 
• Oh, shit! Well, at least he saved the horses! I like that in a man, that he worries about the horses...damn, that was a beautiful explosion. 
• Geez, the morning after in New York isn't pretty. 
• Oh, Lord have mercy, Annie is in Corky's wife's clothes. This has got to stop. 
• What the heck is Francis doing in the Earle House? Holy fuck, Corky what the hell are you doing? 
• MAGUIRE HAS A WIFE!!!!!!!!!!! In some of sort of asylum...oh, dear...wait, wait, how does Corky know Maguire's wife? Why would she know you, Kevin? Oh, God, is that? No, it couldn't be...it wouldn't be Ellen? Aw, God, he's being so adorable and sad right now...I can't handle it when men cry. Oh, dear God, it is Ellen! Aw, poor Corky, I'm sorry I ever hated you! This is just heartwrenching! 

What an episode! Crazy, crazy revelations, awesome stuff! Watch it right now if you haven't! 

Thanks for reading!

The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling

*This review contains spoilers.*

It's JKR's first book for adults, I'm going to assume you know what it is about if you've looked this up and/or aren't living under a rock.

Before I give a judgment, I want to say that, of course, the style of this book was phenomenal, and just so engaging. I mean, it's JKR, aka the greatest storyteller ever, and the various narratives that made up this book were superbly woven together and completely engaging and I went through it rather quickly.

I also want to say that I think part of my childhood may have been shattered. On my other blog, I've enumerated many times the impacts which Harry Potter has had on my life, and how I have learned everything I ever needed to know from that series, even giving a speech on it in AP Lit, and that JKR is basically the gospel of my life.

And then I read this book. It frightened me, truly. Everyone in Pagford seems to being living lives of quiet desperation, and there is so much pettiness and meanness and incivility and I don't know what to think. I'm not even sure I can come up with a theme or message at this point, I'm so shell-shocked.

I don't know why the death and misery of this book is so much more hopeless than the death and misery in the Harry Potter series, but it just is....in Casual Vacancy there is no one side of goodness, not even one character that is truly good, or even sympathetic...

I miss children's literature...it was grand and sweeping and epic and had something worth fighting for in it.

Thanks for reading, I'll probably talk more about this book as I analyze it more.

We Need to Talk about Kevin - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 1 PREMIERE

*This review contains spoilers.*

OMG OMG OMG OMG! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Yayayayaya! It's actually happening!

• It's been said before and will be said again by more elegant fingers than mine, but Dean and Sam Winchester are two of the sexiest men around. 
• Oh, Lord, did I miss this show. 
• One year later! Oh, whoa! God, I love the shot of that hazy wilderness...and, of course, they're in the tent and the monster is outside...no, wait, DEAN! IT'S DEAN! Beautiful, wonderful Dean! 
• Ah, here comes the classic hit! And Dean is so ruggedly sexy striding down the road in his layers. 
• Ah, the classic Winchester scene of digging up a grave....whoa, whoa, Dean has a molten arm...awesome special effects...and he conjured...who, exactly? A vampire....hmm....
• And Sam has a wife or girlfriend and a dog? In Texas? With long, beautiful locks? THE IMPALA! 
• THEY'RE TOGETHER! Wooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, Dean, cautious as ever. YES! Winchester bro hug! The best kind! 
• Yes, where's Cas? Didn't make it? What? What?! Let go? What does that mean, Dean? Aaaah, don't  leave me like this! 
• What?! Sam doesn't hunt anymore? No, no, no, the show is about them two hunting together...no, no, boys don't fight! 
• Oh, no, Sam, please tell Dean you looked for him...oh, poor Dean! Aw...oh, this is excruciating!
• Just a thing, is it me, or have their voices gotten deeper? It's a good thing, haha, still sexy, of course. 
• Oh, whoa...poor Kevin Tran! 
• Oh, no, Dean, don't chastise poor Sammy! 
• Whoa, whoa, there has to be a "we"...okay, good. 
• Ah, yes, they're packing up on the Impala. And Dean is back behind the wheel of his baby! Yes! \
• Flashback to Purgatory? Yes, please! Oh, here's the guy from the beginning! 
• Okay, whoa, commercial break, I get to breathe. I can't get over that this is actually happening! Aaaah! 
• Okay, okay, they are back in a hotel room together! Life is so freaking awesome! Sam has beautiful hair and Jensen has beautiful skin. 
• Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is Sam's concern for humanity? 
• A girl? Ah yes, which girl? Wait, there isn't a girl anymore? He left her like that? Oh, Sammy found Amelia and her dog...
• Aw, poor Dean on the floor at the end of the bed, all emotional and stuff. 
• Another flashback...that guy, Benny, again! Ah, a human portal...a deal, I see. 
• Damn, Channing is a stuck up bitch....who slices her roommate's throat! WHOA! Channing is possessed! 
• Flashback to Sam's family life? Oh, damn, what happened to the poor puppy? 
• Aw, he buys Dean a burger! Aw, so cute! And Dean's pleasure at eating it is adorable. 
• To Iowa! And Kevin has a gun?! Oh, holy water or something...Kevin is okay, okay good. Hmmm, how did you escape, Kevin? ANOTHER Word of God? Demons? Hellgates? In Wisconsin? It would be Wisconsin...they would have a hellgate, they just would...oh, whoa, Kevin Tran you are a badass. Banishing all demons and closing the gates of hell? Yes! 
• Oh, no, boys don't fight! Wait, wait, if they kill all the demons, what will happen to the show? 
• Oh, Sammy is being idealistic again, I love him. 
• YES! Back to Amelia and the dog! Ouch, she is a bit bitchy here. Beautiful skin, though. 
• It's Purgatory? What does that mean...oh, yes! Fight scene! God, did I miss this! 
• CROWLEY! Haha, "There's a demon in you and you're going to your safety school" is without a doubt the best line ever!
• Damn, Kevin is a total badass! 
• Oh, shit, Channing! 
• Oh, yes, Kevin, Sam and Dean know all about girls dying on them...they've got the Winchester dicks of death, according to my badass roommate Catherine. 
• Whoa, the relationship between Benny and Dean is certainly interesting....

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!

Best premiere ever! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!

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I Fall to Pieces - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 1 PREMIERE!

*This review contains spoilers.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I am so excited! Here it comes after a whole year!

• Oh, my God! Wade's beautiful abs! He's still in her bed!
• Oh, wow, do I love Lemon in this moment of attempted choking. 
• Oh, damn! Two boys in one night! I am rooting for Wade! 
• I love the landscapes and outfits of this town. 
• Aw, poor George and his grand romantic gesture...I'm rooting for him, too! 
• OH, DAMN! It's WADE! Oh, Zoe Hart, you are screwed, in both senses of the word. 
• And George figures it out! Oh, my God! Wow, great acting, love this show!
• Oh, whoa....Wade, you are so shirtless and so beautiful. And you're going to be emotionally immature and pretend...oh, damn, he just called her sex B minus! 
• Ooooh, shut down Lemon! A job? Oh, no!
• Zoegate? Oh, is that going to be a thing now? 
• Damn, this old guy is hilarious with his homewrecker comments. I like this Ruby a lot. 
• Oh, wait, I liked Brick and Emily! 
• Oh, wow, I really like this Ruby...
• Oh, George Tucker? Sweetest guy in the world. Not as sexy or scruffy or country as Wade, but you are so sweet and romantic and charming....Zoe, if you hurt him, I will end you. Damn you, Brick! Oh, he is literally begging, "Choose me," right now...how is she not melting into a puddle of goo mumbling "I love you, George"? That would so be me. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon has arrived with a knife...Oh, damn, she's having a panic attack or something! 
• Oh, my God, a hostage crisis? This is crazy!
• Oh, Wade and George are so going to fight...oh, damn, there they go! Aaaaah! Wow, what a fight...
• Oh, my God, kidnapping with a deadly weapon. Hahahahahahaha, this is hilarious!
• Oh, wow, Lemon is being mature here. And George and Wade so totally aren't. 
• I hope they're not setting up Lemon/Wade. 
• Not sure if I like Ruby as much as I did earlier. 
• Oh, come on...haha, wow. 

Great first episode of this season, I highly recommend it and the show. 

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