Me, you, MTV's Teen Wolf. I am too excited to be coherent anymore...I will try to use proper grammar, but if we get a lot of Stiles scenes, see Peter Hale go all Alpha and/or see some shirtless Tyler Hoechlin, that is going to go out the window.
- I really, really hope Derek is okay after what happened with him and Peter at the end of last episode..seriously, he is my favorite character (apart from Stiles...no, I don't ship Sterek), and if anything happens to him, I am going to be so upset.
- This "previously on"...if Allison goes all "I'm a psycho like my psycho family," and tries to hurt Scott/Derek I'm going to abandon my pretense of liking her for the sake of Allison/Scott.
- Oh, he is such a psycho.
- Oh, Stiles, I love you. I love you.
- This scene with Scott and Stiles and Sheriff Stilinski is too awesome!
- Uh-oh, missing cop lady and ominous music doesn't bode well. Oh, shit! Dead one is even worse. Holy shit! What?! It's him!
- Oh, my god! There is some kind of shirtless Derek dream sequence. Thank you, Tyler Hoechlin. Thank you, Jeff Davis. Thank you, MTV. Thank you, God. I feel somewhat ashamed of myself for being so appreciative of such blatant fanservice...but he's so beautiful I don't think about that for very long.
- Whoa, whoa, vet dude is really laying into Derek on the trust thing...he looks so cute here for some reason. Derek, I mean, not the vet. Kind of awkward and vulnerable and lost after the whole, "You're not a good Alpha" speech from the vet.
- Oh, God, this is scary!
- Gerard Argent, you are a sick, manipulative bastard. Allison, I will hate you forever if you hurt Derek.
- Derek! Yes! Oh, shit! Jackson! Oh, my God! People of the internet, and you all know that you're the coolest, this is the best episode of Teen Wolf ever, seriously, I am hyperventilating here. If the blog post cuts out randomly, it's because I died of the sheer awesomeness of this episode.
- Oh, Allison, what are you doing? I kind of started to dislike her a few episodes ago, but if she decides to go all psycho huntress on anybody, let alone Derek, I am really, really going to hate her. I hate scenes like this...don't go down this path! I really like the song here, and there's a download on MTV's site! #awesome
- Derek, snarky even when paralyzed...I love him.
- And Matt, too! Haha! And everybody has to diss Stiles! I love this show!
- Oh, come on! Really? Sterek fangirls, rejoice, this episode is for you!
- Oh, my God! Scott! No!
- Oh, shit! What a twist! How did that happen to Matt?
- Oh, Grandpa Argent you are a psychopath and if Allison touches Derek...I don't know what I'll do...Oh, damn, that bitch is cold. Oh, I officially hate her from a point of no return now.
- Oh, yes, we're finally getting Matt's backstory. It was the drowning thing! Oh, my God, this is absolutely terrifying...this music...the emotion here...I am literally paralyzed with awe.
- Then the damn Argents show up! No, not while Derek is paralyzed!
- Oh, my God, this is the most terrifying thing ever! Wow, this show is amazing!
- Yes, Derek is up!
- Poor Scott! Oh, poor Scott, having realized Allison is a psychopath, I can't believe how bad I feel for you right now.
- Damn! Good shot! I hope the kanima gets her so badly. Maybe not killing her, but at least paralyzing her to keep her from getting Derek. Yes! Bite her head off! Bite her head off! Okay, maybe not really, but do something!
- Oh, my God, I'm starting to think Allison and the Argents aren't the only crazies in Beacon Hills...Matt's pretty out there, too.
- Poor Stiles!
- When are we finally going to figure out what is up with old man Argent?
- YES!!!!! Werewolf Derek! Oh, you can so take him! Oh, my God, I normally don't condone violence, but this is very exciting!
- Oh, God, is she going to see him...*gasp* Oh, God, don't freak out! Scott's already found out Allison's lost her marbles, don't you abandon him too! Oh, wow, what a moment! Is anyone else sobbing hysterically here?
- Uh-oh, did Derek hear that conversation? Poor Derek, everyone seems to do something like this to him. He looks so sexy being all menacing by wall there.
- Oh, God, Gerard, you're going to drown him, you really are a sick bastard.
- Oh, wow, I feel a little bad for Matt, even though he was a psycho.
- What?! Gerard and the kanima? Oh. My. God. These people really now how to throw you for a loop!
Wow. Wow. Wow. This was the most magnificent episode so far of the best show on television. I think I am having heart palpitations while simultaneously screaming and sobbing. This cannot be healthy. You will literally die with all the twists and turns in the space of an hour, and I cannot impart upon you how emotional this episode has been - I cried multiple times...God, I cannot get over the feeling of excitement/euphoria.
Everyone's acting is always superb on this show, but I'd like to comment that Stephen Lunsford (Matt) is absolutely amazing. Seriously, the guy is made of awesome. Also, there was a completely gratuitous shirtless Derek scene...I was very pleased, because Tyler Hoechlin is the most beautiful man in the world.
All I can tell you is this: I just watched the most riveting, stunning, emotional, magnificent, miraculous, ravishing episode of the greatest TV show ever. If you haven't seen this episode yet, stop whatever you are doing and watch it now. And if you don't watch the show, you should be...if you are a human being, or possibly merely a being of some kind, you will love this show more than you have loved anything else ever, because it is just that awesome.
Thank you for reading.