Tuesday, December 25, 2012

The Snowmen - Doctor Who Season 7 Christmas Special

Merry Christmas everyone!

*This review contains spoilers.*

Really loved this episode!

I adored that is was set in Victorian times, and I really liked the light, just for fun feel I felt the first half or so had. I also really liked the cool new intro.

Jenna Louis-Coleman is adorable. And I was so enthralled with the scene of her discovering the TARDIS on a cloud, I feel like we haven't seen that sense of wonder and the element of magic in a long time.

"Bowties are cool!" YES! Also, "I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife," had me hysterical.

Also, Doctor and Clara so sweet on her deathbed! When he asked her to come away with him, I about died.

Oh, and, people of the internet, Matt Smith is sexy in round glasses, that is all.

I loved that they've introduce a new mystery in Clara Oswin Oswald, and I look forward to seeing where they take that.

Basically, this show captured everything that I love about Doctor Who, and, even though I know the traditional starter for someone new to Who is "Don't Blink," I think I'm going to recommend this one. We've got a new TARDIS and a new companion, so everything can be explained, and, more importantly, this episode epitomized the show, and even the Doctor himself, at least for me.

If you haven't seen it yet, do it, it is well worth your time.

Thanks for reading, and I hope you're having a merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

O Come, All Ye Faithful - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, God, I cannot wait to see what happened.

  • THEY'RE IN BED TOGETHER! 
  • Damon, don't you dare revoke that sire bond! Oh, God, do that, Damon! The throwing onto the bed, and never letting leave...do that. 
  • ELENA! Now is not the time to go meet Bonnie. 
  • Klaus! Haha, I love him so much. 
  • Haha, "postmodern snowflakes," that's hilarious. 
  • Tyler buried in concrete, that is a terrible idea!
  • Caroline looks freaking beautiful! 
  • Jeremy is dressed as a sexy lumberjack...nice. 
  • Damon, you are so beautiful. So tragically beautiful. It hurts to see how wonderful you are.
  • Yikes, Professor Shady. 
  • That awkward moment when...that was a nice save on Elena's part though. 
  • Oooooh, this is such a wonderful Klaus/Caroline moment....Klaus/Caroline you know you are a ship, just sail already. 
  • Uh-oh, this is terrible...Damon, don't you let Stefan talk you out of Elena.
  • I would not be letting Professor Shady into Jeremy's head like this. I just wouldn't. 
  • Ouch, Jeremy, that was rough. 
  • Uh-oh, Caroline and Stefan, you've got to hold your own against Tyler...don't let him kill Klaus. 
  • Oh, damn, you guys are surrounded, come on, now, you can do this! Use your vampire speed. 
  • Oh, Damon, you are such a sweetie when you try to comfort Elena. 
  • Oh, Tyler, don't you dare pull that card. 
  • Oh, Damon, I love your tactlessness. It is precious. 
  • Oh, Tyler, you are going down a dangerous path...I am firmly with the Salvatores on this one. 
  • We cannot trust this Professor. 
  • Besides, I want you all to be vampires. 
  • Yes, why should we be trusting Professor Shady again? 
  • Wait a minute...why are you forgiving him, Caroline? 
  • Oh, don't trust Prof. Shady! 
  • Oh, Caroline, look out...that bitch is going to be right behind you...oh, damn it, you just got your neck snapped didn't you? Nice. 
  • Bonnie, careful....
  • Klaus, I love you!
  • Caroline, I love it when you get catty. 
  • Oh, dear God, this is the most beautiful, terrible, epic....wow....oh, wow....
  • Aw, that look on Klaus' face...what just happened? Why? Who? 
  • Oh, Damon, don't sit outside alone...aw...
  • Oh, Damon, don't make this difficult...you love Elena, she loves you...
  • NO! DEAR GOD! NO!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
  • Don't open your big mouth Caroline......
  • She kissed him....she can fight the sire bond! Be together!!!
  • Oh, Stefan, stop being a drama queen, and Tyler, you deserve this and you brought it on yourself. 
  • Holy shit, what is April Young doing there?
  • Come on, end scene is Delena getting back together! They must be a couple. 
  • Klaus, I love you, you bastard, stop drowning Carol Lockwood. 
Oh, God, the Christmas music was amazing, and Klaus, oh, poor Klaus, and MY GOD DELENA NEEDS TO GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thursday, December 6, 2012

We'll Always Have Bourbon Street - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 8

*This review contains spoilers.*

Dear God, you have no idea how excited I am to see more Delena....I hope they're not teasing us with this whole sire bond thing...Delena is meant to be! It just has to be!


  • Oh, God, it's on!!!!! Wheww, breathe, breathe....
  • Oh, my God, no, the sire bond isn't why, it's because Damon and Elena are soulmates!!!!
  • Oh, damn, waking up Damon is so hot! And she's in his shirt and his face is so beautiful, "I'm happy." Oh, my God, this is the best thing I have ever witnessed. Ever. I've been waiting four years for this, and my God is it worth it. 
  • Oooh, trouble with the hybrids. 
  • I love how sweet Damon is with the bag and the scarf....aw, how happy he is when she agrees....he'll be so  devastated if this is all because of the sire bond....if they make the sire bond a thing, I will be so pissed off....Damon deserves her. 
  • Oh, no, Damon, don't go and do it! 
  • Oh, no, creepy Professor and Bonnie hints? Not a thing, please?
  • Awwww, he just said, "Please, for me," to her.....don't break his heart! God dammit! Why do you have to ruin Delena like this! 
  • New Orleans, 1942...flashback, please? YES!!!!! So, there's a Charlotte? Damn, Damon sires everyone! 
  • Oh, God, they're going to drink spirit tea from Shane? Scary!
  • Stefan! Damon is not wrong for Elena! Shut up!
  • Wow, Stefan and Damon are making nice in the forties...oh, Lexi, shut up! 
  • Aw, why does everyone have to be so terrible to Damon?
  • Oh, God, Tyler, don't go putting people in their places...not cool!
  • Ooooooh, damn, Stefan and Damon are going at it! I'm not going to lie, I love it when they fight! 
  • Oh, shit, Charlotte is still there! Damon! Oh! 
  • Damn, they're having tons of fun!
  • Caroline, you bitch, Damon is not a sociopathic narcissist! Oh, my God, how dare you make Elena feeling bad about making love to Damon in the culmination of four years of my most fervent wishes. 
  • She's falling in love with him! YES! CAROLINE!!!! YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!
  • I'm glad they took her...I cannot believe Caroline would do that!
  • Wait, wait, the bond effects how you act, not how you feel? HOPE FOR DELENA!!!
  • What, Val's daughter? Damn! NO, DON'T HURT DAMON!
  • WAIT, YES!!!! STONE COLD PROOF!!!! ELENA LOVES DAMON AND DAMON AND STEFAN KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Oh, damn, Tyler is taking down Kim. 
  • Oh, wow, power trip for Tyler. 
  • Oh, God, Damon to Charlotte is so sad...
  • Lexi, you are so horrible to Damon! Everyone is so freaking terrible to Damon, I can't handle it. 
  • Oh, no, Bonnie, expression from Shane! 
  • I cannot watch the destruction of Delena...I can't just do this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, dear God, no, no!!!!! Damon, you are the good guy, you always have been!!!! Don't break it off with Elena, don't do this, you're the right man for her! You love her, she loves you!
  • WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, okay, okay, the destruction of Delena did not occur! We're still in the clear! Please, CW, have a heart....Damon is the sweetest, most wonderful, most beautiful, most caring, most loving, best man in the entire world...he deserves happiness and Elena and love!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Citizen Fang - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 9


*This review contains spoilers.*

I am SO excited to see what happens with Sam and Amelia. 
  • Ooooooh, Louisiana! Hey, that's Benny, oh, no, he's "Roy," now. I bet one of them is totally a hunter or something. 
  • Oh, damn! 
  • Oh, okay...Crazy Martin is your source? Nice, Sam. You had Mostly Okay Martin trail Benny?! Sammy! 
  • Oh, poor Dean. That look is heartrending!
  • Whoa, whoa, Amelia wants to be with Sam even though hubby is back from the dead? 
  • Oh, Dean and pie? Yes! 
  • Yes, I love it when Dean hits on anything female...he is so ridiculous, but so adorable about it! 
  • Oh, damn, another body from Benny? What is going on? Oh, no!
  • Ooooooooooh, confrontation! 
  • Oh, a rogue vampire! Yay! Benny is still a good guy!
  • Oh, come on Crazy Martin, you've got to believe in Dean's judgment! 
  • Ouch, that veiled comment about Benny never letting him down, you are certainly pulling out all the stops here Dean. 
  • Jesus Christ, Martin, that was so unnecessary! 
  • Oh, dear God, Sam and Don and the bar...oh, this is awkward. Oh, wow, let's respect Amelia's choice was SO not the result I was expecting. 
  • Oh, Benny, please be careful! 
  • Whoa, what a text from Amelia? Oh, damn, and he runs off and does it, too! 
  • Is that Desmond? Oh, get him Dean, get him!
  • Awww, poor Dean, with "...guys like us, we don't get a home, we don't get a family." That is so sad. 
  • Awwwwww, poor Benny, having to leave his great-granddaughter and his hometown. 
  • Oh, fuck, no, Martin is going after Elizabeth, that bastard!
  • Oh, dear, Benny, I hope you can talk Martin down. 
  • WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, I should have known, the Winchester boys can't ever be close to anyone. 
  • Now, what the hell is wrong with Amelia? Why would she text him, if they're fine? Who does that?
  • Wait, that's Martin!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Oh, Sammy, do not hang up on your brother!
  • Amelia!!!! WHAT?! No, I've got to see where they're going!
Wonderful episode! Absolutely loved it! Watch it ASAP! 

Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins

I know I haven't done a book review in a while, but I want to review this because no one ever really reviews books outside of the contemporary timeline in a "just for fun" way as opposed to a way that assumes that you read it for a class of some kind. So, I'm going to! Yay!

I was hesitant to pick this up, only because I don't like to read long books if I don't know for certain that it's good, but I did, and it was amazing!

This was a very rich and complex narrative, written as an investigation of sorts, alternating between the narratives and diaries of the characters and reports by various minor person.

This is the kind of book read when you curl up under the covers with some tea and read for hours...very immersive, but still accessible.

This book was so great, and the writing and style were wonderful! I'm going to purchase the collected works of Wilkie Collins at the earliest possible opportunity!

The love story was so sweet, and Walter was so open about his feelings in his narrative that it made it all the better!

Not the kind of book you reread, but one that I am proud to own and have read!

Thanks for reading!