The Hudson River School - Copper Season 1 Episode 7

*This review contains spoilers.*

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• Oh, yes! Corky and Elizabeth! Wooooooooo! Oh, my God, that "confused" comment was so sexy! What a scene! Loved that! 
• Confederate spies? Ah, yes! I'm happy to see the war having more of an affect on our characters.
• A French-Canadian who says "y'all'? That's interesting. 
• Oh, Frances is so cute with Mary, but what the hell is wrong with her? Oh, damn, her face! Oh, come on, Mary, don't be a bitch to Frances. 
• Uh-oh, Frances is pissed...
• Oh, Corky, you are hilarious...I love you so much in this scene with the rosewater comment and the sit ups. 
• Uh-oh, is Sarah pregnant? 
• Whoa, this is creepy...poor Annie, even though I don't like her. Oh, whoa, hang on, did she just offer herself to him? What the hell? Oh, wait is she going to try to kill him by whacking him in the head with the skillet? That's what I picture. Oh, damn, she's doing it with farm tools! 
• I hope her return doesn't ruin Elizabeth and Corky's relationship! Oh, damn, there she goes! 
• Ah, she is pregnant! Aw, that's sweet!
• And here comes Frances! He's probably going to tell her about the ledger...oh, yes, here he goes! Whoa, uh-oh, I fear for Mary's life right now!
• Elizabeth confides in Robert? Interesting. "Like a mad dog"? Ouch. 
• Oh, no, she's at his house? Bad idea! 
• Oh, dear, poor Andrew. 
• Eva runs Madame Pompidou's place? Very interesting. 
• Uh-oh, I think Robert just caught Pascal in a lie...or is trying to...interesting. 
• And Kevin's taking care of the body for Annie....oh, damn, the pigs are going to eat that?! What the hell?!
• Oh, dear, that cannot be good. 
• Oh, wow, this poor guy, but still, burning New  York? And, wait, McClellan was going to recognize the Confederacy? I missed that. 
• Oh, God, the Kevin/Elizabeth fallout. He did NOT just go for the art, that bastard! HOLY FUCK HE IS HOLDING A KNIFE TO ELIZABETH'S THROAT! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM KEVIN! Who pulls a knife on the woman they just had sex with? 
• And, of course, he seeks comfort with that Eva bitch. Oh, my God, what the hell is with these two and throat-slitting. Oh, Kevin, I cannot forgive you for this. 
• Ah, yes, poor Frances, how's he doing? Oh, naked and drunk, that's how. Oh, yes, he finally suspects Eva, perhaps? Oh, whoa, Mary went to England? With another man? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 
• Greek fire! YES! 
• Oh, dear, Kevin, bathing Annie like this could get weird...and putting her in your bed...and a kiss goodnight. Okay, that wasn't too bad. 
• Oh, man, Annie is going to watch Kevin and Eva? Kevin and Eva? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
• Oh, I would love to see Robert and Elizabeth. Her dress is stunning right now, utterly stunning. Oh, I am sensing Robert/Elizabeth...please let there be Robert/Elizabeth. Oh, whoa, opium? Opium? Oh, he's promised to protect her from Kevin, that's good...
• A kiss, even better! Oh, they're going for it! Yes! Just what this show needed! 

Great episode, watch it episode!

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The Angels Take Manhattan - Doctor Who Fall Season Finale

*This review contains spoilers.*

First, the Doctor Who in the U.S. special was really, really great. And not just because I got a dose of David Tennant and his Scottish accent. It's always really strange to me when the actors say they are surprised that they get a big response when they come to America...Doctor Who is the best thing on TV here, and we watch a lot of TV. Oh, God, yes, they replayed Matt asking for "tea, the strong stuff, leave the bag in"! Loved that! Wait, Karen Gillan is afraid of horses? Again, why are they surprised at the "warm welcome"? We can recognize greatness when we see it! Really, really awesome special.

The actual review:

• I am so not emotionally ready for this! Oh, God, here we go!
• Wow, they're just jumping right into it with a wonderful opening and very nice cinematography. I like this typewriter/narration thing. 
• Ah, yes, here they are! Oh, this is scary already! Holy shit! The Statue of Liberty is a Weeping Angel! Hahahahahaha! This is epic and funny at the same time. 
• Oh, this is a cute scene! Ouch, he called her eyes line-y! I like that he rips out the last page and hates endings...very fitting. 
• Whoa, whoa, whoa! April 3rd 1938? With River? 
• Must watch Spies of Warsaw! It has David Tennant in it! Aaaaah! 
• HOLY SHIT THAT WAS RORY'S TOMBSTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! This better not happen! 
• What a cute interaction between the Doctor and River...love it! 
• Oh, shit...Amy's going to die? No, no, no one can die! Oh, ah, this is a hell of an episode! 
• Shit, she really did break her wrist! Aw, him fixing it and then kissing it was the sweetest thing ever! Aw! And then she storms out...
• Oh, my God, is that old Rory? Oh, God...oh, dear God. 
• If that noise is the Statue of Liberty...oh, yes, please create the paradox. "I won't let them take him, that's what we got." Amelia Pond, you are a bad ass. 
• Oh dear God! The Statue of Liberty is right freaking there. Oh, wow...this is so epic. 
• NO! Rory if you jump, so help me God...Oh, dear God....I can barely breathe through the lump in my throat right now. Oh, this is beautiful! Are they going to jump together? I hope so, that'd wonderful...and the tears have begun to flow. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! They did it! They actually did it! This music is perfection! Oh, my God, the greatest moment in televised history is occurring right now!
• AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It actually worked! Dammit, Karen Gillan is wearing the ugly gothic makeup again. 
• Ah, yes, triumphal swelling music. 
• Rory...no, don't look!
• Oh, dear God, no! Amy, no! No, wait, yes! I don't know what I want! No, Amy, don't upset the Doctor! Oh, he's begging! Amy, you can't do this! 
• Oh, God, the Doctor's pain is more wrenching that anyone else's, it just is. I am so tempted to drown in my tear-soaked cup of Earl Grey right now. 
• The last page! Oh, my God, this is the most emotional episode of television I have ever seen. Ah, poor Doctor! Why?! WHY?! 
• "And this is how it ends!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I can't even think I am so overwhelmed with emotion right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

This was by far the greatest thing to ever grace the screen. Ever. That is all. 

Arsenic and Old Cake - Copper Season 1 Episode 6

*This review contains spoilers.*

I'm excited, and I hope this is good, because I turned off the Emmy's for this.

• Whoa, whoa, what is this, opium? Oh, wait, it's ether...okay, dysfunctional dentist.
• Come on, Corky, when are you going to realize Eva is a psycho bitch!
• Damn, what a perv! Oh, what a pun! That's why I love British television, they don't do puns like that on American shows. 
• Whoa, whoa, what if the arsenic was in the old cake? 
• I hope Mrs. Haverford gets rid of Annie, she seems like such a bitch anymore. 
• I hope Jasper doesn't get himself hurt...
• And Corky gloats over the corpse...I love him anyway. 
• God damn you, Annie! That bitch just shoved Elizabeth! Oh, send her to the convent or Blackwell's Island or something! I am in love with Elizabeth's dress, so beautiful. 
• Oh dear....I hope Jake and Jasper don't end up killing each other. 
• Oh, poor Mr. Morehouse, he has such Daddy issues in the disappointment department. 
• For some reason, I thought the acting in the scene with Mrs. O'Casey and kids was really, really good! 
• What the hell is wrong with you, Annie? For God's sake, I hope they get rid of her soon. 
• No, Kevin, don't eat the cake! Wow, he is such a good detective!
• I can't wait for more mid-19th century forensics. 
• Oh, ouch, not that I liked Eva, but calling her out like that, especially when Kevin pretty much lives in the whorehouse himself is a bit over the top. 
• Haha, this dentist's wife is pretty funny! I love this woman...vulgar, but funny. 
• And of course everything just had to get sad...
• Oh, whoa, how is the prize fight going. I don't want either of them seriously hurt, as that could lead to major rioting. 
• Haha, that was a nice, funny little scene with the baker in the midst of all the drama.
• Oh, whoa, random guy creeping out of Mary's place...I feel like Frances has a proclivity for violence and jealousy, if that time he found out Molly had the locket is anything to go by. 
• Aw, poor Mrs. O'Casey can't write...
• Oh, damn! It's him! No, that's too easy. 
• Okay, there's  no way this guy is the killer. I bet it's Hans the butcher. Oh, whoa, he's been fornicating with her? Okay, this whole fruit cake debacle is hilarious! 
• Forty-three rounds? Oh, wow! This can only end badly! 
• Annie's father! Part of me is sad, part of me is glad to see her go. 
• Oh, man, this fight! Poor Irish Jake McGuinness, he looks so out of it! Poor Jasper, he looks also pretty bad. 
• Wait, wait, they didn't take anybody in? Oh, my God, Devry poisoned himself! Haha, that is freaking hilarious! 
• Aw, poor Jasper. Wow, Mr. Morehouse is being really sweet right here. 
• Ah, yes, Elizabeth and Kevin! Uh-oh, if he finds out she sent Annie away with her father...Aw, this is kind of bittersweet. A nice emotional moment, anyway. 
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! Kissing! Oh, damn, Kevin is taking Elizabeth against a wall! Damn, it is so hot when a guy gets aggressive like that. 

Wow, that was an epic episode, go watch it right now if you haven't! I love this show, I love BBC America, I love Tom Weston-Jones...just AAAAAAH!

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The Power of Three - Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited for this episode! Also for the special next weekend, that sounds cool. ...I'm that person sitting in her dorm alone on a Saturday night, watching Doctor Who and drinking tea. Yeah, I'm cool. Anyway, you don't care, here we go.

• Oh, cool! Love the little action sequence at the beginning about life with the Doctor. Oh, must you keep reminding me of their imminent departure? I am trying to block that out of my mind! I like this narration thing...super excited to see the Doctor in their lives. 
• Invasion of the very small cubes...I like it. Haha, I love Rory's dad so much. 
• TEN YEARS?!?!?!?!?! How did I miss that?
• Oh, this is hilarious. Rory in his pants...British pants, I mean, which makes the scene much more interesting. 
• Haha, the Doctor and Twitter.
• Haha, patience is for wimps...oh, this scene of the Doctor being busy is utterly precious. 
• Oh, come on, why do you have to treat the Doctor like that? Real life? No! NO! You don't need real life! Agh! I loathe it when we switch companions!
• Brian's log! Haha!
• Oh, whoa, freaky blue eyed girl! Ah! Those people practically have beaks for mouths! Nine months of cubes!
• Oh, yes, gorgeous old time costumes in the 1890s! Haha, Amy married Henry VIII! This is hilarious! I  like this writer a lot. 
• Aw, the Doctor just said I miss you in the most adorable way possible!
• ...I must now find out what Yorkshire pudding is...this domestic scene is too cute!
• Oh, oh! The cube is moving! The cube is moving! Holy shit, the cube is opening! 
• Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The Doctor playing Wii tennis is freaking hilarious! Aaaah! More cube action! 
• Okay, who is this girl with the fluffy hair and the blue cube? 
• Wait, the Tower of London? Isn't that a prison?
• That cube is playing the chicken dance. There are no words for this. 
• Ah, no, oh, no...I cannot handle this departure talk. Oh, my God, the Doctor talking about what to see is making me cry over here, this is so touching, "before they flare and fade forever," oh, this is just so emotional. Oh, he's known? Sealed onto his hearts? Oh, this is too much! Too tragic! Oh, I am weeping so profusely over here. 
• Oh, no, be careful Brian! Uh-oh...holy shit, the cube ship! 
• Ah, be careful Doctor! It's...It's...It's...empty? 
• Oh, damn, they cause cardiac arrests...scary, scary stuff. Of course, the hospital where Rory works, where else? 
• Oh, damn, be careful Rory!
• One third of the population? Holy shit!
• Oh, finally someone takes notice of strange, fluffy haired girl. 
• Oh, Amy, a defibrillator, really? 
• Okay, the Doctor's celebratory dance with his shirt open was kind of sexy, not going to lie.  
• Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is with this freaky holographic guy? Okay, the Shakri (spelling?), with seven portals in seven minutes...
• Haha, "Who you calling a contagion?" That was epic! 
• Ah, yes, I love it when the Doctor talks about humanity...that is good stuff. 
• Using the cubes to turn the hearts on? This is a rather...quick...wrap up. 
• Aw, what an adorable domestic scene, I also love this music. Wait, are they going to go? Oh, my God, I'm so happy now! Haha, yes! Oh, title drop and swelling, triumphal music, I love it!!!!!

I'm not going to say I actually liked the plot of this episode, as I found the Shakri to be a bit vague, but I adored the interactions between the Doctor and the Ponds that I really, really loved this episode! If you haven't seen it, go watch now!

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P.S. For the record, Yorkshire pudding (which the Doctor said he invented this episode) is basically just batter, i.e. flour, milk and eggs, which is then cooked and served with roast meat and gravy. No idea why in the world you would refer to something like that as pudding when it's nothing like pudding, but you learn something new everyday. 

La Tempete - Copper Season 1 Episode 5

*This review contains spoilers.*

I know, I know, ridiculously late, but we had a party in my room so I had to stay until it was over instead of leaving early for Copper review time.

Anyway, here is it:

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! This is my favorite show, excepting Doctor Who, of course, and I cannot wait!
• Do we finally get to see boxing Corky? I hope so...not that I condone violence or anything, but, still, this is a hell of an exhilarating scene. 
• I hope they don't let Jasper get hurt...
• Uh-oh, maybe we will see Corky fight...oh, damn, he is such a badass. 
• Ooooh, Elizabeth Haverford, you are also a badass. 
• And Annie paints her dolls to look like prostitutes....someone get that girl to a therapist. 
• Whoa, a Southern boy...
• Whoa, what does Seamus have to do with the Morehouses...
• Well, this is interesting...Maguire and Madame Grindel's sister...umm...Mary Lockwood was it? Aw, this is darling, I adore them! Oh, wow, she works fast.
• Ah, ha, this is hilarious, Elizabeth sticking that in his mouth and such.
• Oh, wow, Elizabeth Haverford, you are the most boss person in the entire world. Oh, wow and requesting Kevin...
• Wow, they have a lot of gangs to deal with...Kevin has a really great plan.
• Oh, wow...Maguire and Mary are moving fast...
• Oooh, Ellen said he was like a carriage horse wearing blinders? Aw, poor Kevin, he doesn't need to hear that his wife said that about him. 
• I really don't trust this Marcus fellow...he's awful friendly with Sarah...oh, damn! Run, Sarah! Uh-oh, someone's not going to survive this...
• Oh, wow, Elizabeth's dress is gorgeous! And Corky's face is seriously getting scruffy. 
• Jesus Christ, Annie! What the hell is the matter with you! Oh, my God! 
• Oh, for God's sake, Eva too?
• Oh, Annie, why?! No! Bad! Oh, this is genuinely uncomfortable ... Come on Annie, don't fuck everything up!
• Oh, I love Corky in this fish out of water situation! He is too adorable!
• Oh, Eva, you slut...I hate her so much. Oh, don't follow her! Dumbass.
• Uh-oh...okay, false alarm or decoy?
• Oh, my God, wow, Elizabeth you are coming on strong...this is a nice moment thought. They are perfect for each other. 
• Aw, that was a cute Matthew and Sarah scene. 
• Oh, shit...here it goes! Oh, damn...wow, haha, it wasn't in there! Gang wars! 
• Oh, my, God, Sibyl is every bit the bitch I thought she'd be. 
• I like the Robert and Corky bromance...that's really sweet! Awww!
• Well, that was a melancholy note to end on...

Okay, wow, that was a great episode. I am loving Corky/Elizabeth. That is the relationship archetype that I live for, man. I am also losing patience for Annie's antics, and I hope they send her to a nunnery or something. Kevin was so, so adorable and sexy this episode, just saying. 

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A Town Called Mercy - Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited for this episode! I cannot wait to see the Western theme play out!

• The juxtaposition of that vintage story-telling voice and the futuristic execution is very nice. 
• Ah, yes, this is so freaking cool already. 
• This set is lovely and the music and everything...I can't believe we get to see an Old West episode!
• Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Matt Smith's American accent and request for tea is the most hilarious thing in the entire world. And a bit sexy. Okay, a lot sexy. 
• Wait, who the hell is he? Another Doctor? What? Oh, I see. 
• Matt Smith just put on a cowboy hat...oh, sorry, I can't hear the dialogue over the sound of my ovaries exploding. 
• And he just rode off on Susan/Joshua...oh, my good God, this is too much...I'm going to faint before this is over. 
• I'm thinking this other doctor might have a very dark past. 
• Kindness, sadness, and ferocity...that's Amy alright. 
• Oh, this is beautiful beyond all comprehension. Matt Smith as a cowboy is beyond magnificent. 
• Haha, his conversation with Susan are utterly hilarious! 
• So, if this other doctor's ship isn't damaged, what is he hiding? The plot thickens...
• Uh-oh...this Khaler Jax guy seems to be a bit sketchy...oh, man, the gunslinger isn't the bad guy. 
• Oh, man, Matt Smith is sexy when he's righteously angry. 
• Jax is a crazy mad scientist! That bastard! Oh, don't you turn this around and make it about the Doctor! 
• Holy shit! The Doctor has a gun! Holy shit! Amy has a gun...and can't shoot it...
• Aw, I hate it when people say stuff like that to the Doctor. 
• No, Isaac!!!!!! Don't die on us! 
• The Doctor is the Marshall...I like it. Oh, really, a gunfight at high noon? Oh, this is kitsch and so classy and I love this. 
• Hahaha, poor Rory. 
• Oh, that undertaker is priceless. 
• Wow, this is actually happening....a freaking Old West gunfight in Doctor Who. I love life. 
• Okay, I see the distractions, but I'm not yet seeing the whole plan...Oh, little girl, don't go and get killed....okay, fairly nice cyborg.
• Uh-oh, is he going for the Doctor, now? No, no, no...
• Oh, man, Jax is self-destructing...that was brave, and quite a poignant scene in my opinion. 
• I hate the constant reminders that Rory and Amy are leaving the Doctor...
• Aw, the little girl is the great-grandmother of the narrator....this is one hell of an ending. 

This was a really great episode. I utterly adore the Old West, and to see the Doctor in that context, and being all sexy in a cowboy hat was literally wondrous. 

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The Empty Locket - Copper Season 1 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

Ah, yes, I am beyond excited for this episode! Woooo! I love this show so much!

• Oh, man, this title sequence never gets old. 
• I like that they just jump into the fight, no questions asked. 
• Whoa, whoa, Eva needs to back off of Molly here...oh, man...what is Eva up to?
• Wow, Kevin just got a little violent there...that was intense. 
• Who is this jovial fellow in the purple suit? Ah, it's Marcus. Whoa, whoa, they can't all just run off to Liberia! 
• Annie did not just insult Twinings Earl Grey! I drink that all the time! Oh, come on, Annie! You get wealth and privilege and you don't want it?
• What a fascinating conversation with Julia's sister. 
• Ooooh, that was a great scene with the Morehouses and the Reverend. I'm excited to see that play out. 
• Annie just looks darling...and who is this strange man? Oh, the guy designing Winfred's mausoleum...hmmm. Kevin looks really nice with his hair down and no hat. Ooooh, flirting over chess, I like it. 
• Ah, yes, more 19th century forensics! Wooo!
• Wow, Corky is laying into Sullivan here...the whole Irish vs Anglo-Saxon Protestants thing is a nice avenue for more tensions and suspense. I like it a lot. 
• This is interesting, Robert Morehouse's father totally just threw the bishop under the bus. 
• Oh, Corky, you are so sly! Damn! I feel like he's putting on a thicker accent here, and it is so hot!
• Uh-oh, Matthew, don't give in to what Marcus wants...
• Wow, Maguire and Molly have a very tempestuous relationship. 
• God damn, Kevin is really going for it here. Why do I still love him despite this clear proclivity for excessive violence? 
• Oh, Annie, why are you saying these things? 
• So, they've already decided that Marcus's guy will lose? 
• Oh, Corky, subtlety is not one of your virtues. 
• Oh, whoa, damn, Julia's sister is a opportunistic bitch. 
• Oh, Captain, you hypocrite. 
• Oh, sweet moment with Maguire and Molly...oh, come on, Molly, you couldn't just like the bracelet? Really? He's trying to marry you (a freaking whore, by the way) and you have to complain?
• This locket thing is very intriguing...okay, so Ellen didn't need an abortion? Oh, damn, Maguire paid him off!
• Oh, damn, Eva, don't you cut that hair! OH, FUCK! Eva, you murderous bitch! Jesus Christ, how the hell that could happen! Oh, for fuck's sake! 
• Poor Francis! :( Oh, poor, Maguire. :(
• Preview looks amazing!

Best show ever!!!! Watch it! 

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Dinosaurs on a Spaceship - Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

Yay! It's on again! So excited! Wooo! My only request is that they get rid of Karen Gillan's God awful gothic eye makeup.

• Whoa, whoa, Queen Nefertiti is coming onto the Doctor? Whoa! 
• Can I ask who builds a spaceship shaped like that? 
• Who is this guy? American Plains 1902...
• Arthur Weasley!!!!!!!! Haha, this is too cute! Thank God, they fixed Amy's eye makeup! Wooo!
• Oh, wow, what is this noise...please be the dinosaurs I saw in the trailer...YES!!!! I love Matt Smith so much! This is so cool!
• Teleportation...beach..."love a rock," oh, Matt Smith, I love you. 
• Matt going "I do" to the Christmas list thing was absolutely precious. That's why I love Matt Smith as the Doctor, he brings this boyish charm and a bit of pure joy to the role that I just love. 
• Ooooh, the plot thickens...
• Whoever this cowboy is is pretty funny. Oh, John Ridell.
• Love the look on Amy's face when she says she's a Queen too. 
• This is reminding me a bit of Jurassic Park, in the best possible way. 
• Haha, "press buttons," that's a quality lesson. 
• Hey! Aren't those the Silurians? What are they doing with dinosaurs in a spaceship? 
• Aw, I love Matt Smith treating the triceratops like a big puppy. And they're making it fetch, oh, that is darling. 
• Oh, a space ark, that makes sense. John the big game hunter and Queen Nefertiti are hilarious in the background there. 
• That man on the table looks a lot like Argus Filch...is it too good to be true that two Harry Potter actors might be featured in the same episode?
• Oh, damn, Solomon is cold. 
• The Doctor is a Sagittarius, good to know...ooooh, how much is the Doctor worth? Doesn't exist...
• Oh, damn, they jettisoned the Silurians...piracy and genocide. "I'm a very emotive man." I LOVE that. This is such a good episode, like the good old days. 
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YES! The Doctor is riding a triceratops...I love Doctor Who so much. Hahaha, that was freaking hilarious and awesome beyond all measure. 
• Noooo! Indira, don't you blow up that ship! 
• "Human sleeping potion or walking innuendo," oh, that was a freaking epic comment by Amy. Love the banter between John, Nefertiti, and Amy. 
• Oh, no, triceratops better be okay! Oh, no, poor sweet thing! :'(
• Oh, man, I don't want that bastard to get Nefertiti...
• Ah, yes, here comes the plan, woo! I love these parts of the episodes. 
• Aw, this is a sweet Amy and the Doctor moment. Bittersweet, I suppose...
• "I'm easily worth two men," oh, that was hilarious! I love Amy in this episode!
• This is just such a fun episode...and it has Mr. Weasley in it! Wooo! God, I love their theme song. 
• Wow, Nefertiti is a badass. 
• Oh, wow, Doctor is also a badass! 
• Ah, yes, happy ending for the fun episode! 
• Aw, what a sweet moment for Mr. Weasley looking at the Earth...and all the Ponds together, and the Doctor, too! Yay! Love this! 
• Whoa! Whoa! John Ridell and Nefertiti hookup! Siluria post card is awesome! That was such a cute ending! Love it!
• Ah, yes! A Western-themed episode next Saturday! Woo!

Oh, wow, this was such a fun, cute episode! I highly, highly recommend it!

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Asylum of the Daleks - Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 1

*This review contains spoilers.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! It's finally happening! If you've searched this, you know why you're here. 

• What an opener, oh, that was THE most epic thing in the world! Aaaaah! If you're not watching this you are missing out on the most integral of all human experiences. 
• Oh, no, everyone is being acquired!!! Oh, man, this is terrifying! 
• Eleven! Oh, that was lovely! 
• Parliament of the Daleks? Whoa, whoa, look at them all! Oh, wow...wait, wait, save the Daleks? From what? Oh, wow, this is beyond intriguing. Oh, Matt Smith, I love you. 
• What a cool opener thing...it's so psychedelic and then the lights. 
• Love this music...who is the girl with the souffle? She's pretty, but who the heck is she? 
• Uh-oh, what the heck is up with Amy and Rory? 
• Millions of Daleks? Who love opera? Oh, I see...crashed. Oh, she had better be the Doctor's new companion. 
• Oh, I love you, Matt Smith. This Dalek/woman thing is creepy. 
• Firing him at a planet...oh, this is precious. I love Karen Gillan right now. 
• If he's the first person she looks for, then nothing can be really wrong between them, right? Right, that's what I'll tell myself. 
• Souffle Girl is my new favorite nickname for someone. 
• Oh, no, if anything happened to Rory, I will be so pissed. God, I am so in love with this right now...my first Saturday night at college, and it's with the Doctor? Night well spent, in my opinion. 
• Oh, my God, they're dead! Whoa, whoa, what the heck is going on here? Oh, this is the most epic season ever. Oh, shit! He's one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, did not see that coming! Oh, whoa, this is generally terrifying...if this wasn't so riveting I'd go and lock my door. 
• Hey! Nobody criticizes the Doctor's chin! Or Matt Smith's looks in general, because he is fantastic. 
• Oh, yes, I need to know what the heck Amy and Rory's problem is...
• Oh, dear God! If Amy goes all Dalek...
• The Dalek basement thing is really, really creepy. Very well staged in my opinion. 
• ...Eggs? Oh, no, run, Rory, run!
• Is this seriously how they're going to write Amy out? She loses her memories? 
• Who the heck is he? Who are all of them? This is odd...very, very odd. Oh, I see. 
• Dalek-cam is fairly cool ... oh, that was an epic move. 
• Ah, yes, the carry! I've been waiting for this! Very cinematic. Oh, Matt Smith, you are a badass. 
• I'm unsure if we should be trusting this Oswin/Souffle Girl...
• I love his plans, I just do. 
• Oh, yeah, I definitely do NOT trust Souffle Girl. 
• Aw, poor Rory...that he loves her more than she loves him...oh, Rory does seem like the kids type...aw, poor Amy can't have children! Awww, that's horrible! But she has the Doctor's...oh, Doctor, you are truly magnificent. 
• I ADORE these #newtoWHO commercials. I just love them. I don't even know if they're everywhere, but they're on BBC America and I LOVE them. 
• Intensive care? Oh, wow...
• Uh-oh...where is she...what is this? Oh, no...she's a Dalek!!!!! Oh, this is terrible. This is heartbreaking. I am literally sobbing my eyes out right now. 
• Ah, this is such a good scene! Yes, kiss! Wooooooo! 
• Doctor Who!!!!!!!! Ah, yes, that was the best ending in the entire history of television. Side note, I really don't like Amy's eye makeup in this episode. 
• Oh, that was absolutely the most epic episode, ever!

That was, of course, everything I thought it would be. It was fascinating seeing the Daleks from a completely different angle, and I loved all the great emotional scenes with Amy and Rory and then with Oswin's realization...absolutely brilliant and I definitely cried whilst I watched this episode. 

In short, this was perfection incarnate and I am literally over the moon that Doctor Who is back! Woooooo!

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In the Hands of an Angry God - Copper Season 1 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Sorry this is late, I'm at college and I like literally am constantly doing stuff, whether it be actually doing homework (unlikely) or hanging out (very likely).

Whatever, anyway, I'm so excited, aaaaah!

• I will never get tired of television's most amazing title sequence. 
• Whoa, Corky cleans up nice! Super sexy in a suit! Aw, Annie is going to be a proper lady. 
• And a hint of Corky/Elizabeth Haverford? YES! Oh, this is utter perfection! 
• Aw, poor little kids...I hope nothing bad happens to the orphanage. Oh, of course, dumbasses with torches, just what the world needs. -_-
• Ooooooh, Eva is so jealous. Again, Corky has so many women on a string here. 
• Oh, shit....is that dude dead? Oh, yep, poor Dermot! Oh, no, he was the guy from last night...oh, man,  there is going to be some sort of explosion of racial violence...I hope those orphanage children don't get hurt. 
• Oh, a sweet moment with Sarah and Matthew! Yay! This is so lovely, and very well acted! Now, Sarah, don't be a bitch to Kevin...
• Oh, yes, I LOVE these mid-nineteenth century forensic scenes. That is literally the coolest thing ever. 
• Oh, damn, that was literally the greatest scene ever. "The Irish hold no patent on a brooding heart." That was so freaking epic...this is why I watch British television, you just don't get that in American TV...aw, man, I'm like giddy over here. Roomie officially thinks I've lost it. But, God damn, that was a magnificent scene!
• Locket? The locket? Was that the locket?
• Damn, Dermot's daughter is ... um ... intense, to put it in a overly kind manner. Great actress, by the way. 
• Uh-oh, Eva you better not hide the locket from Kevin...
• Oh, shit! Garland really did do it! I totally thought he was framed or something, he seemed like a nice guy. Oh, wait, not human blood? Okay...I really have no idea whether or not Garland did it. 
• I feel bad with the whole Maguire/Molly thing...he's so sweet with her, and I feel like she doesn't reciprocate. 
• Ah, yes, Elizabeth again. That was cute..and the whole painting thing...aw, she believes Garland is innocent! Oh, this music is great! And Tom Weston-Jones is so beautiful. Really, Annie? Damn! 
• The plot thickens...
• Wow, Dermot's friend, you are an idiot. Wait, what did Dermot do? Still, Kevin is a kickass detective.
• Oh, these two women with Elizabeth are total bitches. Come on, Elizabeth, be the badass I know you to be...oooooh, that was high class badassery, I love it. 
• Oh, okay, so Bessie did it? Or this Jasper fellow? Oh, man, oh, man...Bessie! Damn! Stringing him up for kicks? That is cold. 
• Oh, poor Corky, I don't know why I feel bad you miss your wife when you are simultaneously in bed with the madame of a brothel. 
• Whoa, whoa, you're letting Bessie get away with murder? Over the money for a suit? I mean, I like the way that Kaleigh and Jerry are getting a happy ending and that Garland didn't swing, but I am pissed as hell that Bessie the murderess got away scot free. Am I the only one upset about that? Please comment below. 
• Kevin looks super hot with his shirt unbuttoned but his scarf still done up. YES! I love that they just had a cheek kiss. Wooo!
  Yay, Sarah doesn't have to be a bitch anymore. Woo! 
• Ah, yes, who is this Madame Grindel (spelling?)...oh, shit! Wait, what service? Is she a prostitute? Oh, no, an abortionist. Eva, you lying bitch! Come on, now! 
• Oh, my God, Annie what the hell are you doing? That was creepy and weird and not cool. 

Ah, yes, that was an amazing episode! I love that we saw further development of Elizabeth/Kevin, because I live for boy-from-the-wrong-side-of-the-tracks romances, but I was literally furious over Bessie getting away with murder over the price of a suit. Yeah, Dermot was an asshole, but did she have to stab him with a knitting needle? I was happy with the good resolution for Kaleigh and Jerry, and Sarah finally having some joy in her life. The Annie thing was creepy, just saying. 

Finally, and as always, Tom Weston-Jones is beautiful and soulful and epic and passionate and I love him and he is beautiful and gorgeous and sexy. 

That is all. 

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