O Come, All Ye Faithful - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, God, I cannot wait to see what happened.

• THEY'RE IN BED TOGETHER! 
• Damon, don't you dare revoke that sire bond! Oh, God, do that, Damon! The throwing onto the bed, and never letting leave...do that. 
• ELENA! Now is not the time to go meet Bonnie. 
• Klaus! Haha, I love him so much. 
• Haha, "postmodern snowflakes," that's hilarious. 
• Tyler buried in concrete, that is a terrible idea!
• Caroline looks freaking beautiful! 
• Jeremy is dressed as a sexy lumberjack...nice. 
• Damon, you are so beautiful. So tragically beautiful. It hurts to see how wonderful you are.
• Yikes, Professor Shady. 
• That awkward moment when...that was a nice save on Elena's part though. 
• Oooooh, this is such a wonderful Klaus/Caroline moment....Klaus/Caroline you know you are a ship, just sail already. 
• Uh-oh, this is terrible...Damon, don't you let Stefan talk you out of Elena.
• I would not be letting Professor Shady into Jeremy's head like this. I just wouldn't. 
• Ouch, Jeremy, that was rough. 
• Uh-oh, Caroline and Stefan, you've got to hold your own against Tyler...don't let him kill Klaus. 
• Oh, damn, you guys are surrounded, come on, now, you can do this! Use your vampire speed. 
• Oh, Damon, you are such a sweetie when you try to comfort Elena. 
• Oh, Tyler, don't you dare pull that card. 
• Oh, Damon, I love your tactlessness. It is precious. 
• Oh, Tyler, you are going down a dangerous path...I am firmly with the Salvatores on this one. 
• We cannot trust this Professor. 
• Besides, I want you all to be vampires. 
• Yes, why should we be trusting Professor Shady again? 
• Wait a minute...why are you forgiving him, Caroline? 
• Oh, don't trust Prof. Shady! 
• Oh, Caroline, look out...that bitch is going to be right behind you...oh, damn it, you just got your neck snapped didn't you? Nice. 
• Bonnie, careful....
• Klaus, I love you!
• Caroline, I love it when you get catty. 
• Oh, dear God, this is the most beautiful, terrible, epic....wow....oh, wow....
• Aw, that look on Klaus' face...what just happened? Why? Who? 
• Oh, Damon, don't sit outside alone...aw...
• Oh, Damon, don't make this difficult...you love Elena, she loves you...
• NO! DEAR GOD! NO!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
• Don't open your big mouth Caroline......
• She kissed him....she can fight the sire bond! Be together!!!
• Oh, Stefan, stop being a drama queen, and Tyler, you deserve this and you brought it on yourself. 
• Holy shit, what is April Young doing there?
• Come on, end scene is Delena getting back together! They must be a couple. 
• Klaus, I love you, you bastard, stop drowning Carol Lockwood. 

Oh, God, the Christmas music was amazing, and Klaus, oh, poor Klaus, and MY GOD DELENA NEEDS TO GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!