A Day to Give Thanks - Copper Season 1 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

Sorry I'm a little distracted tonight, my roommate just created life in our microwave.

Consequently, having just witnessed the birth of a species, I'm in an excellent mood and I am exceedingly excited to see how the whole Ellen thing plays out!

• Yes, Irish ballads! I love this! So freaking much! 
• Starting off with Ellen, I like...
• Annie, Lord almighty, shut up for once!
• Eva, are you hitting on him now? Thank you, Corky, for saying your wife is at home. Finally. 
• I am not sure I know where Robert is going with this...
• This is surprisingly eloquent and emotional for Eva...and then the Molly reference...God, what is Eva's deal?
• JOHN WILKES BOOTH? That's a thing?! Whoa! Oooooooh! He is so hitting on her! Is that jealousy I see, Robert?
• Holy shit, Corky, violence! Are you manhandling your captain? Damn...oh, Kevin, why do I keep loving you? 
• Uh-oh...what is going on with Mr. Morehouse...
• Annie praying for Corky's wife? Interesting.
• Meeting Mr. Kennedy? Robert's father is smuggling to the Confederates? Damn!
• Whoa, whoa, Ellen's talking! "A locket for a life"? She did need an abortion? Oh, damn....
• Corky...do you really want to leave your wife, your whore, and the little girl in love with you in the same house together?
• Oh dear, Morehouse men fighting...
• Uh-oh, Ellen, darling, go back to bed before Eva kills you and you realize that the girl you think is your daughter wants to sleep with your husband. Ellen, that broth is probably poisoned! 
• Whoa, whoa, Robert v. Kennedy. Wow, is Robert really trying to protect his father, or keep the Confederates from succeeding? 
• Oh dear, Kevin, what are you up to? Maguire paid off the pawn shop owner...oh, my...
• Are Robert and Elizabeth going to get it on again? And he asks about Kevin now? What is with that giant bow on Elizabeth's dress? Yay, Robert/Elizabeth. 
• Oh, Kevin, don't kill Father Brook! 
• Oh, Kevin, what are you going to do? This is like the calm before the storm...and the storm just broke! Holy fuck, Maguire slept with Kevin's wife!!!!!!! Thank you, for finally pointing out the whole fucking Eva while looking for Ellen thing...
• Oh, fuck....ELLEN KILLED MAGGIE? No, she wouldn't....Oh, Kevin, don't treat her like this, she's ill. ...She accidentally knocked her into a doorframe? Okay... Aw, this is a very emotional moment. Oh, Kevin, don't push her...uncalled for! 
• Knocking? Oh, Lord, who is that? 

Epic episode, I highly recommend it!

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Pilot - Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Episode 1 PREMIERE

*This review contains spoilers.*

Still thrilled from TVD, so I feel like I'll love this show.

• Starting way back when...okay, lawyer in training, I like that. 
• Aw, sweet moment between the two of them. 
• Oh, damn, who just opens fire like that! ....that fall was hilarious, I'm not going to lie, me and the friend I'm watching this with both laughed out loud. 
• And the beast just went all badass on those guys...
• Another narration. Gorgeous cityscape. 
• Way to go Cat! 
• I like that they've got the Law and Order thing going on. 
• Vincent Keller must be the beast, if he's dead but still getting prints everywhere.
• Creeping through abandoned warehouse...
• Wait, wait, is that him in the rafters? 
•  Nice title! Kind of like TVD in the old days...
• Vincent is hilarious with J.T. Aw, he sounds really miserable, and I feel bad. 
• Ooooooh, British accent! I like this coroner guy! 
• Cross-species DNA? Okay, I'm hooked, this is one of those things I'm going to watch. 
• Yes, wander around the creepy warehouse alone, why don't you, that's totally safe. 
• Oh, damn...oh, shit, she knows! 
• I like this guy a lot, I just do...he's cute, and tortured, and I love that. 
• Ooooh, development with the whole forensics aspect...I love that this has her as a detective! 
• This place looks sketchy to me...that guy back there, maybe? Oh, shit, the guy right in front of her...and the woman, too? Who cares this much about contaminated DNA? This must be big!
• And the beast comes to the rescue again! And the dumb bitch is in the middle of the tracks!
• Aw, he saves her again! Aw, face to face! 
• Ah, what a cute interaction! 
• Are we going to get his backstory this easily? Oh, damn, crazy army experiments! Interesting, interesting. Those bastards! 
• Oh, come on, Vincent, don't push her away! Love her! You know this is going to be a romance, just go with it!
• Aw, she stood up the British guy?
• Damn...this McLeary is shady. 
• That was the most ridiculous beast transformation ever. I will keep watching, but I hope they don't ever do that again. 
• Oh, damn, it was one of the husband's mistresses? Ooooh, Emily slept with Alex Webster? And was pregnant? AND IS THE KILLER? Damn! 
• I love this Evan guy! 
• Vincent and J.T. are so cute! 
• Aw, what a sweet speech from Cat! Aw, and he gives one right back! Love this!
• Oh, my God! Diary/narration! Just like TVD! 
• Oh, wow, he is so cool up on the rooftop! Smoldering eyes, beautiful facial structure. 

Great ending! This is a pretty good show, and I can't wait for the romance to bud! Yay!

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Growing Pains - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 1

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, my God, I can't believe it's finally here! I am ecstatic to see Elena as a vampire and Damon in all his awesomeness/sexiness/badassery....and the angst...you just have to love CW's angst.

• This is a really good summary of the show...even if I hadn't been watching this show religiously, I would totally know exactly what's been going on. 
• Aw, poor Damon, second best already. I love you, Damon!
• Oh, my God, Elena, you get to spend eternity as a teenager with two ridiculously hot and emotionally needy guys...what the hell is so wrong with being a vampire?
• I love it when Stefan and Damon argue, I don't know why, but I really missed that aspect of the show. 
• Oh, I totally forgot Klaus was in Tyler's body...
• Oh, damn, I do not like this pastor fellow at all. 
• Oh, damn, Mrs. Lockwood isn't the mayor? Liz isn't the sheriff? Holy shit, I don't like this!
• Oh, no! You bastard! Don't you dare vervain Caroline! 
• Aw, this is an adorably tender moment between Elena and Stefan in the kitchen. Excellent acting by Nina Dobrev with the hysterics...
• Whoa, is she imagining Damon? Oh, no, this is her memory of my favorite moment in the show! Oh, come on, Elena, how can you not love Damon after this? He is so sweet! Aw, that little kiss?! What kind of cold-hearted bitch would reject that level of sensitivity and emotional connection in a man? 
• Oh, yes, Rebecca...Come on, Damon, you can do it! Oh, shit, someone actually got her! 
• Okay, Pastor Young and his band of goons have got to go....Yes, Klaus, you know you want to rescue Caroline....oh, damn, that was an epic rescue! YES! 
• God, I love when Damon is so emotionally unstable he lashes out...he is so hot when he's intense. 
• Oh, Elena, use your nascent vampire powers to get this bastard! Oh, damn! Damon, you better come and rescue her. 
• Damn, Caroline and Klaus are getting seriously hot and heavy for people on the run for their lives...uh-oh, now she knows...oooh, that was a sexy scene. 
• Oh, damn, this is some serious magic...
• Oh, it's going to work! Oh, come on, Grams, what are you doing? FAIL. 
• Elena, you're the main character, you are simply not going to die. Oh, Stefan...
• Oh, Klaus, don't be like this. 
• Poor Stefan...
• Oh, God, not deathbed declarations of love! I am so tearing up right now! I still ship Delena, but, God, this is heartwrenching. 
• DAMON! Okay, he's still irresistible, but...
• Yay, Tyler! Oh, no, Bonnie!
• YES!!!!! They got that bastard! Drink, Elena, drink! You can do it, stretch, Elena, stretch! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, Damon, you are my hero! He just impaled that guy with a shotgun! 
• Holy shit, vampire!Elena is pissed!
• Yes, thank you, Damon, for finally putting Elena in her place, or trying to. 
• And you put this on Damon now?! NOW?! 
• Damon, don't close off now! 
• Oh, Damon, I love you so much....
• YES! Joseph Morgan's beautiful body is back! 
• Aw, that's a beautiful picture of Stefan and Elena on the roof....and a daylight ring from Stefan! Yay! 
• I think Pastor Young has been drinking the Kool-Aid...fuck! Why the hell would he do that!

Most intense hour of my life! Most important hour of TV ever, please watch it now!

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What's Up, Tiger Mommy? - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, my God! It's back on! Wooooo!

• Creepy old man with a bone is your cue to run, cheery bank lady. Sigh, I kind of liked you. 
• Aw, poor Kevin. 
• Poor Mrs. Tran, haha. 
• Oh, damn, Mrs. Tran is hilarious...and a total badass. 
• Oh, Dean, you're totally going to go for it aren't you? Love you so much. 
• An auction held by Pluto? Oh, I am so down with that. 
• Oh, this auction is super cool! 
• Oh, no! Their plan is foiled! God, this is such an amazing show. 
• Damn, Mrs. Tran, you are a fucking badass. 
• Awww, I want Cas back! :(
• Oh, Cas, why would you have abandoned Dean? To protect him? Oh, boys, please talk out your problems and have a bromance again!
• Hammer of Thor? Finger bone of the first giant? This is so cool!
• Damn, Mrs. Tran is my freaking hero! Oh, this is so tense! What an amazing scene! I love it!
• Oh, fuck! Crowley! No, you bastard! 
• Sam is using Thor's Hammer...this is a thing? I like this thing. 
• Oh, damn...at least Kevin's mom is alive, I think. I hope she pulls through. 
• Oh, no! They've run away? 

Ah, what an episode! Absolutely awesome, totally watch it right now if you haven't. 

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Pilot - Arrow Season 1 Episode 1 PREMIERE

*This review contains spoilers.*

I'm a little wary of sitting down to watch a TV show about a superhero...but the CW has provided such awesome shows as The Vampire Diaries and Supernatural that I can go out on a limb and give this a go...plus, they referenced Robin Hood in the trailer, and the main guy seems to be pretty lovely, so, for that alone, I can try it!

• Oh, no, running cam? What is this, Blair Witch? Okay, okay, we're watching him scrabble along now...whew, that's a relief. Loving the cinematography here, and the landscape as well.
• Purgatory Island? For five years? Yikes...okay, Oliver Queen is hellbent on justice for his city. Interesting premise. 
• Aw, this is touching. 
• Nice house! Who lives in a freaking castle? Oh, right, they're billionaires, I forgot. Aw, he's so sweet with his sister. 
• Oh, my God, the ship is The Queen's Gambit and their last name is Queen? 
• Look at those abs! My God, they're magnificent! And sexy scars, too! 
• Tommy Merlin, I just met you, and this is crazy, but you are hilarious!
• Whoa, Walter and Oliver's Mom? Are married? Awkward.
• Wait, Oliver was playing the sisters? Yikes. 
• Oh, wow, someone's a bit tense. 
• Mysterious trunk? Yes, please. Aw, he's adorable with his sister. 
• I'm starting to dislike this Laurel girl...a bit too I'm-going-to-save-the-world for me. And she's laying on the guilt! Oh, you bitch, come on! 
• Uh-oh, flashback revealing Daddy is not who we thought he was. This show is getting quite interesting. 
• Oh, come on, Oliver, you can do it! Yay, there he goes! 
• What is the cop's problem? 
• And Oliver gives his bodyguard the slip! I like that about him, haha. 
• I'm intrigued as to where this little build-your-own-fortress thing is going. 
• This cop really is an asshole. 
• Wow, what a party!
• YES! A TWILIGHT DIG! WOOOOOO! I AM NOW WATCHING EVERY EPISODE OF THIS SHOW!
• Aw, another touching moment. I think I like this show. I guess I can forgive Laurel for being a bitch before. Oh, yes, another "stay away, I'm bad for you" type romance where he's an asshole to push her away because he loves her so much! Yes! I love these!
• Damn, Ollie's quite the badass. 
• Oh! He's Sarah and Laurel's father, that's why he's being such an ass! Oliver is really great at masking his emotions. 
• Oh wow! How traumatic it must have been to see his father do that...
• Whoa, whoa, Tommy and Laurel? I guess I can get behind that. 
• Oh, damn, his mom's a bad guy!

Wow...that was pretty good, I really enjoyed it. Compelling plot, good acting, beautiful actor, wonderful cinematography...I recommend you give Arrow a shot, pun totally intended. 

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Always on my Mind - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited for this show...still not sure if I'm rooting for Wade or George...

• Okay, I'm not going to lie, I am loving the whole Wade/Zoe sex thing...oh, dear  God, Wade saying "Come on" in that seductive way with his Southern accent just made me melt. 
• Haha, that was hilarious! With Zoe and Rose, haha. 
• Haha, Brick is so funny...I'm not sure how I feel about the whole Lemon gets a job thing. 
• Also not sure about Lavon and Ruby...
• Haha, Lemon is the worst waitress ever...and poor Wade, haha. 
• Wow, I keep forgetting how hot and sweet George is. 
• I do appreciate Zoe and Wade's chemistry...ah, yes, I love the idea of a bet of no sex between them, haha. 
• Uh-oh...not getting taken off of Southern Living's top 100 towns! The horror!
• Haha, that ketchup comment was funny. 
• Oh, awkward George and Wade moment...or not. They just get over it, haha. 
• Bluebellapalooza has disaster written all over it. 
• Oh, Brick, this is such a ploy! 
• Haha, this is so funny! She is so going to have sex with him...oh, whoa, who opens the doors all shirtless and sexy? 
• Haha, Wade's dating advice is hilarious. 
• Oh, Zoe, you are so pulling over...ah, there she goes...haha! Rose!
• Oh, God, Lemon is going to be a bitch about it. Damn....
• Aw, poor George, haha, this is sweet in a sad way. 
• Uh-oh....Of course, she would be allergic to seafood. 
• Damn, Wade and Lilly-Anne are hilarious! 
• Oh, George, don't worry about Lemon! She is a bitch and deserves this! Oh, this is kind of a sweet scene, but George, you need to get back to little miss volleyball player before she leaves. Or thinks you're a busboy...damn!
• Oooooh, jealousy!
• Aw, Lemon's little sister is so cute! 
• Oh, God, Lilly-Anne really is a hypochondriac. 
• Oh, no, Wade, don't be like that! 
• George singing? Yes, please. Aaaaah! Ramblin' Man! I love this! George is really hot, but the original is better. 
• That bitch is running for mayor?! Oh, Ruby, you bitch, I'm sorry I ever said I liked you. 
• Oh, Wade, how could wink at Zoe like that! George, too, with all those women! 
• And the trailer is about leprosy? Really? Oh, dear. 

Great episode, lots of love triangle angst and gorgeous Wade abs. 

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Better Times Are Coming - Copper Season 1 Episode 8

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited to see the fallout of Corky and Elizabeth as well as Robert and the Conderate's Greek fire plan....here it comes!

• Still one of my favorite title sequences since Shotime's The Borgias...it's just so cool and so fitting and I revel in it. 
• Ah, election day! I look forward to more history! Yay, more Irish ballads...love it. 
• Aw, yay! I love Elizabeth and Robert...this is just darling and the sweetest thing ever! Yay! I am one hundred thousand percent behind this. 
• Whoa, whoa, don't even think about accusing Robert!
• Ah, yes, I love that Sarah and Matthew are having a baby! Aw, so cute!
• Oh, damn, Mary's dead! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
• Oh, God, Annie, stop it you little slut! Eva, couldn't you have killed this little trollop instead of Molly? 
• Oh, dear, I think Francis may be a bit off his rocker about this...
• I very much like Robert's upbraiding of Kevin on behalf of Elizabeth...very, very much...I hope he really cares for her...oh, I feel like their bromance is seriously ending here. Ooooh, that was cold. 
• Ah, yes, more 19th century forensics! Wooo! 
• Oh, damn, Francis, what are you going to do to MacLean's wife? 
• Damn, Kevin's just fighting with everyone today!
• Holy shit, Francis just...whoa! DAMN!
• I really, really love the commercial for visiting Australia they've been playing lately (10:27 PM East Coast)...if I wasn't in love with Australia before, I would be now!
• I kind of like Mrs. MacLean...snarky, in a way. Damn, that was a good ending line. "He was a man, angry to face who he really was."
• Oh, Sibyl. 
• Yes, more Elizabeth and Robert...yay! Oh, Robert, what are you up to? Be careful with these people...
• Poor Francis....whoa, Molly was scared of him? I mean, he was violent, but she struck me as the kind of feisty woman who could hold her own. 
• Yes, please give Annie to the nuns...for once I agree with Eva. 
• Oh, dear...Robert, please be careful. 
• Ah, Sarah seems not to be too depressed, for once. 
• Wait, wait, Kevin thinks Francis killed both Mary and MacLean? Holy shit...oh, man, were we supposed to have been thinking that the whole time? 
• Oh, shit! Well, at least he saved the horses! I like that in a man, that he worries about the horses...damn, that was a beautiful explosion. 
• Geez, the morning after in New York isn't pretty. 
• Oh, Lord have mercy, Annie is in Corky's wife's clothes. This has got to stop. 
• What the heck is Francis doing in the Earle House? Holy fuck, Corky what the hell are you doing? 
• MAGUIRE HAS A WIFE!!!!!!!!!!! In some of sort of asylum...oh, dear...wait, wait, how does Corky know Maguire's wife? Why would she know you, Kevin? Oh, God, is that? No, it couldn't be...it wouldn't be Ellen? Aw, God, he's being so adorable and sad right now...I can't handle it when men cry. Oh, dear God, it is Ellen! Aw, poor Corky, I'm sorry I ever hated you! This is just heartwrenching! 

What an episode! Crazy, crazy revelations, awesome stuff! Watch it right now if you haven't! 

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The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling

*This review contains spoilers.*

It's JKR's first book for adults, I'm going to assume you know what it is about if you've looked this up and/or aren't living under a rock.

Before I give a judgment, I want to say that, of course, the style of this book was phenomenal, and just so engaging. I mean, it's JKR, aka the greatest storyteller ever, and the various narratives that made up this book were superbly woven together and completely engaging and I went through it rather quickly.

I also want to say that I think part of my childhood may have been shattered. On my other blog, I've enumerated many times the impacts which Harry Potter has had on my life, and how I have learned everything I ever needed to know from that series, even giving a speech on it in AP Lit, and that JKR is basically the gospel of my life.

And then I read this book. It frightened me, truly. Everyone in Pagford seems to being living lives of quiet desperation, and there is so much pettiness and meanness and incivility and I don't know what to think. I'm not even sure I can come up with a theme or message at this point, I'm so shell-shocked.

I don't know why the death and misery of this book is so much more hopeless than the death and misery in the Harry Potter series, but it just is....in Casual Vacancy there is no one side of goodness, not even one character that is truly good, or even sympathetic...

I miss children's literature...it was grand and sweeping and epic and had something worth fighting for in it.

Thanks for reading, I'll probably talk more about this book as I analyze it more.

We Need to Talk about Kevin - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 1 PREMIERE

*This review contains spoilers.*

OMG OMG OMG OMG! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Yayayayaya! It's actually happening!

• It's been said before and will be said again by more elegant fingers than mine, but Dean and Sam Winchester are two of the sexiest men around. 
• Oh, Lord, did I miss this show. 
• One year later! Oh, whoa! God, I love the shot of that hazy wilderness...and, of course, they're in the tent and the monster is outside...no, wait, DEAN! IT'S DEAN! Beautiful, wonderful Dean! 
• Ah, here comes the classic hit! And Dean is so ruggedly sexy striding down the road in his layers. 
• Ah, the classic Winchester scene of digging up a grave....whoa, whoa, Dean has a molten arm...awesome special effects...and he conjured...who, exactly? A vampire....hmm....
• And Sam has a wife or girlfriend and a dog? In Texas? With long, beautiful locks? THE IMPALA! 
• THEY'RE TOGETHER! Wooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, Dean, cautious as ever. YES! Winchester bro hug! The best kind! 
• Yes, where's Cas? Didn't make it? What? What?! Let go? What does that mean, Dean? Aaaah, don't  leave me like this! 
• What?! Sam doesn't hunt anymore? No, no, no, the show is about them two hunting together...no, no, boys don't fight! 
• Oh, no, Sam, please tell Dean you looked for him...oh, poor Dean! Aw...oh, this is excruciating!
• Just a thing, is it me, or have their voices gotten deeper? It's a good thing, haha, still sexy, of course. 
• Oh, whoa...poor Kevin Tran! 
• Oh, no, Dean, don't chastise poor Sammy! 
• Whoa, whoa, there has to be a "we"...okay, good. 
• Ah, yes, they're packing up on the Impala. And Dean is back behind the wheel of his baby! Yes! \
• Flashback to Purgatory? Yes, please! Oh, here's the guy from the beginning! 
• Okay, whoa, commercial break, I get to breathe. I can't get over that this is actually happening! Aaaah! 
• Okay, okay, they are back in a hotel room together! Life is so freaking awesome! Sam has beautiful hair and Jensen has beautiful skin. 
• Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is Sam's concern for humanity? 
• A girl? Ah yes, which girl? Wait, there isn't a girl anymore? He left her like that? Oh, Sammy found Amelia and her dog...
• Aw, poor Dean on the floor at the end of the bed, all emotional and stuff. 
• Another flashback...that guy, Benny, again! Ah, a human portal...a deal, I see. 
• Damn, Channing is a stuck up bitch....who slices her roommate's throat! WHOA! Channing is possessed! 
• Flashback to Sam's family life? Oh, damn, what happened to the poor puppy? 
• Aw, he buys Dean a burger! Aw, so cute! And Dean's pleasure at eating it is adorable. 
• To Iowa! And Kevin has a gun?! Oh, holy water or something...Kevin is okay, okay good. Hmmm, how did you escape, Kevin? ANOTHER Word of God? Demons? Hellgates? In Wisconsin? It would be Wisconsin...they would have a hellgate, they just would...oh, whoa, Kevin Tran you are a badass. Banishing all demons and closing the gates of hell? Yes! 
• Oh, no, boys don't fight! Wait, wait, if they kill all the demons, what will happen to the show? 
• Oh, Sammy is being idealistic again, I love him. 
• YES! Back to Amelia and the dog! Ouch, she is a bit bitchy here. Beautiful skin, though. 
• It's Purgatory? What does that mean...oh, yes! Fight scene! God, did I miss this! 
• CROWLEY! Haha, "There's a demon in you and you're going to your safety school" is without a doubt the best line ever!
• Damn, Kevin is a total badass! 
• Oh, shit, Channing! 
• Oh, yes, Kevin, Sam and Dean know all about girls dying on them...they've got the Winchester dicks of death, according to my badass roommate Catherine. 
• Whoa, the relationship between Benny and Dean is certainly interesting....

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!

Best premiere ever! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!

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I Fall to Pieces - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 1 PREMIERE!

*This review contains spoilers.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I am so excited! Here it comes after a whole year!

• Oh, my God! Wade's beautiful abs! He's still in her bed!
• Oh, wow, do I love Lemon in this moment of attempted choking. 
• Oh, damn! Two boys in one night! I am rooting for Wade! 
• I love the landscapes and outfits of this town. 
• Aw, poor George and his grand romantic gesture...I'm rooting for him, too! 
• OH, DAMN! It's WADE! Oh, Zoe Hart, you are screwed, in both senses of the word. 
• And George figures it out! Oh, my God! Wow, great acting, love this show!
• Oh, whoa....Wade, you are so shirtless and so beautiful. And you're going to be emotionally immature and pretend...oh, damn, he just called her sex B minus! 
• Ooooh, shut down Lemon! A job? Oh, no!
• Zoegate? Oh, is that going to be a thing now? 
• Damn, this old guy is hilarious with his homewrecker comments. I like this Ruby a lot. 
• Oh, wait, I liked Brick and Emily! 
• Oh, wow, I really like this Ruby...
• Oh, George Tucker? Sweetest guy in the world. Not as sexy or scruffy or country as Wade, but you are so sweet and romantic and charming....Zoe, if you hurt him, I will end you. Damn you, Brick! Oh, he is literally begging, "Choose me," right now...how is she not melting into a puddle of goo mumbling "I love you, George"? That would so be me. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon has arrived with a knife...Oh, damn, she's having a panic attack or something! 
• Oh, my God, a hostage crisis? This is crazy!
• Oh, Wade and George are so going to fight...oh, damn, there they go! Aaaaah! Wow, what a fight...
• Oh, my God, kidnapping with a deadly weapon. Hahahahahahaha, this is hilarious!
• Oh, wow, Lemon is being mature here. And George and Wade so totally aren't. 
• I hope they're not setting up Lemon/Wade. 
• Not sure if I like Ruby as much as I did earlier. 
• Oh, come on...haha, wow. 

Great first episode of this season, I highly recommend it and the show. 

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