Party Guessed - Teen Wolf Season 2 Episode 9

*This review contains spoilers.*

Oh, my God! I am literally squealing right now....I am way too old to fan girl. I'm officially an adult now, I really should stop squealing...uh, no, that's not going to happen. Yay, another review of MTV's amazing Teen Wolf (my favorite show ever!).

• I am beyond excited to see who the kanima is and how Scott and Allison progress. 
• Oh, no, shower scenes always end up with something horrible happening to the showering person. Oh, here we go...poor Lydia, she's been through so much already and she manages to do it all with beautiful hair intact. Oh, wow, that was the best beginning to an episode ever. Holland Roden is so freaking amazing. Just saying, in case anyone was unaware. Unbelievably, that just kept getting better and better. 
• Oh, yes, finally get to see what happened to Allison's mom! Wow, Gerard is cold. 
• I really like this new camaraderie between Tyler and Derek....his little "for your protection" bit was cute. 
• Am I the only one who isn't feeling Matt and Allison? Ah yes, Allison gets to snoop! Oh, dear God, Matt is some kind of freaking stalker! Oh, this is terrifying! Drive away, drive away, drive away, drive away, drive away! Oh, dear God, I am so terrified right now! Wow, that was an amazing scene. So, Matt's a stalker? Is that his only motive?
• Yes, a Derek and pack scene! I totally like him for more reasons than that Tyler Hoechlin looks really hot in that tank top. Is it even called that for guys? I have no idea. Erica cracked me up with the period joke, just saying. 
• Yay, Lydia and Allison having some kind of fashion show! I feel really bad for calling Allison's mom a psycho bitch last review...I feel for her now. Eaddy Mays is an amazing actress! I absolutely love her, she is so phenomenal. 
• Aw, this is a sweet Stiles and Sheriff Stilinski scene together. Wait, what, Isaac's dad????? Oh, my God, what does the swim team have to do with this?
• Wow, Jackson is legitimately scary right now. I still feel bad for him, and I hope they can resolve this without killing him. 
• Annnddd, Allison is alone in the middle of the night when she knows she has a stalker? Oh, it's Lydia's party. 
• Oh, Stiles. You gotta love him. You just have to. 
• Poor Lydia, I feel really bad for her right now. 
• Why exactly does Erica get the headband of pain? Because she's a girl? That was some impressive screaming on Gage Golightly's part. 
• Relationship advice from Stiles is golden. 
• Ah, Jackson! 
• Derek's anchor is anger? Why I am surprised? Wow, that was a completely terrifying pan over to Boyd and Erica. I don't envy Derek right now. 
• Wow, Eaddy Mays is a badass. 
• Oh, Scott, don't drink that! 
• Allison! You are the bravest girl I know. I hope you don't fall for this line of crap. Wow, Matt turned out to be a total ass. You go girl! Crystal Reed is an amazing actress!
• HOLY SHIT! What the hell is this?! What is in that punch? It looked like the wolfsbane stuff that Lydia had, but it's creating hallucinations...
• Oh, my God! What the hell is Stiles's dad doing?! No, no! You don't get to talk to him like that! He's too cute to be hurt like this! Shut up you bastard!
• I absolutely love the look we get into everyone's character's by what they see in these hallucinations. 
• Poor Jackson! Colton Haynes is a really great actor, in case you didn't know...which you did, of course, because it's blindingly obvious. 
• Whoa?! Lydia?
• Oh, whoa, haha, "Gonna need some help," from Derek was hilarious! Oh, poor Derek! 
• Whoever that girl who dunked Stiles is, she's awesome! 
• Wow, the Erica/Boyd/Isaac/Derek fight is freaking awesome! 
• Oh, my God!!!!!! NO! Allison's mom! Whose name I now know is Victoria! NO! This heartbreaking! She isn't going to do it! No way! I'm sorry I ever hated her. No, no, no, no! Oh, dear God! Wow! That was literally the greatest scene ever! 
• So, Isaac used his father as an anchor? That is a very interesting development. 
• So, Lydia blows magic purple dust as Derek? Am I alone in saying what the hell right now?
• Oh, God! Crystal Reed is by far the best actress ever! 
• Whoa, who is the guy who can't swim?! Who is it?! Is that MATT?! HOLY SHIT! Oh, dear GOD! But, but, what does Matt have to do with a swim team from 2006? WHAT?! Oh, dear God, Teen Wolf you never cease to amaze me! WHOA!
• Oh, no, what the heck is Lydia doing with Derek? Oh, God, it's the charred corpse of Peter Hale! NO! If he gets Derek I am going to be so pissed! Did he just un-alpha Derek?! That was amazing foreshadowing with Derek's definition of a triskelion! Holy shit, this is the most intense moment in televised history. Oh, my God!
• And the trailer? Scott's mom? Allison wants Derek dead? What? What? 

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! I cannot adequately describe how utterly awesome and kickass this show is, so you just need to go and watch it, okay? This is the most emotionally riveting episode ever, okay? Just trust me and go watch this amazing show!

Thanks for reading!