Me, MTV's Teen Wolf, play-by-play.
- Oh, my God! This is so the high point of my TV week, and I watch a lot of TV! I am so excited, if you're not watching this show that you ought to be because it is awesome! Predictions: I don't know! I can't predict things for this show, it's that wild...hoping for a reveal of the kanima's master. Something is up with Mr. Harris...I mean, he has the bumper sticker and he's just too weird...but Gerard had that weird moment with the kanima in front of the car....I don't know, I make no predictions! Oh, here it comes! So excited!
- Uh-oh, I hope Jackson doesn't strike again. Camera guy? And Scott, too? What's going on? This is good!
- Oooooh, creepy age comparison! This is getting good! Ah ha! Creepy Mr. Harris! He is so the kanima's master, he has to be.
- Oh, no! Look out ticket booth girl! Oh, wow!This is an amazing turn of events!
- Have I ever said how much I enjoy the title thing? If I didn't, I'm saying it now!
- What kind of father-daughter excursion is a trip to the morgue? Mr. Argent, you really need to get a parenting class.
- Allison is becoming one of my favorite characters, I just love her.
- Derek! Woooo! :) Haha, I love the way he treats Isaac.
- The vet is awesome!
- Oh, Stiles.
- Hahahahaha, Isaac getting the tickets was hilarious. I love this show so much.
- Uh-oh, this looks bad for Allison/Scott...this music is ominous. Oh, haha, callback to the lovely scene with Scott and Allison's mom last episode. Oh, this is so awkward but cute and adorable, too!
- Wait, wait, he says "I love you," she says "You, too," methinks there's a disparity in - HOLY SHIT ALLISON'S MOM! Wow, Eaddy Mays can really pull off livid, just saying. Oh, no! Teen Wolf knows how to keep you on tenterhooks!
- God, Stiles is adorable...and I'm worried about his ability to do this whole spread the ash thing.
- Wow, the Argents are freaking serious.
- Oh, no, what's wrong with Stiles's dad? I liked him....Oh, no! Fired over Stiles? Wow, this show is absolutely amazing! I mean, seriously, the writers on this are phenomenal. Poor Stiles! Dylan O'Brien is amazing, too, of course, but you knew that already.
- Whoa...Isaac and Erica are looking pretty badass!
- Uh-oh, this is going downhill fast...I love this show...oh, wow, I literally cannot think of a single way this can resolved happily.
- Aw, touching Scott and Isaac moment.
- Whoa! It's Boyd! Long time, no see! I'm looking forward to some kind of Derek/Chris standoff....Oh, no, they're shooting! If somebody shoots Derek...wow, this is a totally badass scene. Wow, the Derek electrocution was just wow!
- Oh, shit, he just clawed them both! No! They better be okay! Come on Isaac! YES! God, I love this show!
- NOOOO! Scott! He better be okay! Allison's mother is such a bitch!
- Yay, triumphant moment for Stiles! Wooo!
- Damn you, Allison's mother! What a development!
- Aw, poor Isaac! Jackson is so creepy like this.
- Oh, it is SO the chemistry teacher!
- Derek, so self-sacrificing...I love him.
- Oh, this is so creepy...God, this is an amazing show!
- Oh, good job, Isaac/Erica/Stiles.
- Noooo! They got whatshername!
- Yay for Stiles!
- Aw, Derek to the rescue! No, you psycho bitch don't you hurt Derek!
- Scott...wake up!
- Whoa...whoa...Ms. Morrel?!
- YES! Derek bit her! I hope to God she turns into a werewolf!
What an episode! That was literally amazing! I really like the fact that Scott sort of reached out to Isaac and that Derek then pulled through for Scott. I feel awful about Stiles's father, but I'm glad he kind of had a triumphant moment with the ash. I literally cannot tell you what I think about who is what anymore, except that I liked the Derek in this episode, and that the writers are amazing and Stiles is awesome and that Scott/Allison better prevail and that MTV is freaking awesome and I cannot wait until next Monday!
You should watch this show because it is the best on TV! Woooo!
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