My Brother's Keeper - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 7

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so excited to how the end of the relationship with Stefan will lead to more Damon.

• Caroline is so beautiful, and Stefan is so silly for saying that in the middle of the woods where anyone could be listening. 
• Ah, yes, Stefan and Damon interacting! Oh, wow, that "Oh" from Damon was amazing. 
• Caroline, shut up, Stefan is not Elena's soulmate. 
• Oh, no, Professor Shane is here! Haha, "the scent of hairspray and domination."
• What is Stefan looking for in the hospital? Oh, my God, why did he just turn a convicted murderer into a vampire?
• Oh, it really surprises me that Klaus will accept the slight to his ego of forcing Caroling to go on a date with him? Though it's adorable how sweet he is with her!
• Whoa, is Jeremy killing Elena? Oh, dream, okay, whoa, haha!
• Meeting with Stefan? Oh, the convicted murderer must be for Jeremy to kill. 
• Yes, April wear the red, and Elena, agree with Damon! 
• "Damon, we need to talk?!?!?!?" Oh, dear God, Delena might be coming to fruition! Ahhhh! I can't breathe, I can't see, I can't think. 
• NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Professor Shane!!!! You bastard! In the words of my beautifully eloquent roommate, "Fuck you, sir, fuck you."
• Stefan, you are seriously off the rails right now. So far off the rails. 
• Caroline looks so pretty, and Hailey looks like such a slut. 
• "Pick up the tempo, this is a pageant not a funeral."
• Oh, whoa, April looks so beautiful in red, and thank you so much for rescuing her Matt! Wasn't he supposed to be with Elena though?
• Caroline, back off of Elena and Damon! Yes, go with Klaus! 
• Whoa, Jeremy taking down Stefan!
• I love Klaus so much....oh, look how much fun they're having together!!!! 
• Oh, I hope Jeremy doesn't do anything drastic. 
• Yes, Damon! Show that Professor Shane!
• And....Miss Mystic is April Young!!!! Wooooooooo!
• Elena, be careful! Oh, no! Jeremy, no, you can overcome this! 
• OH DEAR GOD!!!! He staked her in the neck!!!!
• Wooooooo! Still, it should have been Damon who rescued her! 
• Wow, Hailey likes old guys. 
• Oh, wow, Klaus is telling Caroline the most touching story ever. I love him so much, come on Caroline, 
• Elena is going to be living with Damon? YES! Whoa, whoa, Hailey is in cahoots with Professor Shane!!!
• Awwwww, Damon is going to be such a sweetheart. Oh, yep!!!!!! Oh, my God, they're dancing!!!! DELENA!!!! DELENA DELENA DELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Words fail to express how utterly enamored I am with this show right now!
• Caroline, you need to shut up and love Elena the way she is. She's your friend, nothing is wrong with her. 
• OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE KISSING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, PASSIONATE, EPIC ..... OH, MY GOD, CLOTHES FLYING, SHOVING AGAINST THE WALL!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, my God, the Damon and Elena love scene is the literally the greatest love scene I have ever scene!
• God almighty, I have never been more in love with anyone than Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• My whole life of television watching has led to this magnificent moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greatest. Hour. Ever. 

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