The Five - The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 4

*This review contains spoilers.*

I am so beyond excited right now!

• 1110 AD, creepy ritual? This must be The Five! 
• Ooooooh, Elena and Damon, alone together? I like this idea!
• Sexytimes with Stefan? Nope, just reassurances. 
• Rebecca bought Matt a truck? Aw, forgive her, Matt! 
• Whoa, whoa, Klaus...whoa, Rebecca, way to stand up to him!
• I love Damon, so much! "Always had a thing for sorority girls." "You're disgusting." "I know." The way he said "I know" was so sexy. 
• Delena whispering in the dark is very nice as well. 
• And Klaus has an Inquisition pain room...I like it. 
• Ooooh, Klaus is beyond sexy in 12th century Italian garb. Very cool, I love the archaic flashbacks...Oh, Rebecca loved one. 
• Oh, Stefan, you are playing Rebecca like a xylophone. 
• Oh, and Elena can't do it. I love you, Damon, anyway. 
• Haha, they're going to a frat party!
• Ah, Klaus, I love you so.
• Ooooh, Rebecca's Alexander is pretty hot. I love these flashbacks. 
• This frat party is so unrealistic...they don't even start until midnight, no one is that polite and like two dozen people would have been grinding by now. 
• Ah, she's going for roofie guy! 
• Oh, Elena and Damon are so going to hook up tonight. 
• Wait, does this mean Jeremy is the next generation of the five?
• Aw, Rebecca and Alexander are so sweet!
• Oh, shit...he has a dagger with ash right there! Aw, poor Rebecca, loving someone who hates her kind like that....Holy fuck! He knew!!!! DAMN IT! He knew, and go them all! Holy fuck! 
• Oh, Klaus, leave your sister alone!
• A cure?! A cure for vampirism? Holy shit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Damn, Rebecca, way to be!
• Oh, Bonnie, don't hook up with Professor Creepy, please?
• Oh, they are hooking up...look at the looks, the feels! Oh, the feels! Damn you Bonnie, what the hell! Oh, don't rush off and leave Damon!
• Okay, he better not escape! Oh, damn, he bit off the earring, he's going to escape! Oh, no!
• Oh, Elena, no, you don't want to be here with Stefan, you love Damon, DAMON! 
• Oh, damn, Damon, you deserve so much better than Elena. 
• Oh, Rebecca, don't fall for Stefan's stick....
• Aw, Rebecca, you buried Alex? That's heartbreaking. And fucking Klaus and Stefan are going to dagger her with white oak ash. Oh, them using her emotions against her...oh, Stefan, you heartless bastard! Klaus, no! Oh, fuck! REBECCA! Noooooo! Gah, this show gives me more feels than any other!
• And Damon still walks that bitch to her door. Damon, love a better woman! Oh, God, Damon, why are you a masochist? "You don't want to be like me?" Oh, sweetie, I want to be like you! And with you! Because you're the best! Oh, God, Damon! 
• Oh, Elena, you stupid bitch! 
• Oh, no Connor got Danny! Damn! 
• Professor Creepy is in charge of Connor? WHAT!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaH! Greatest hour of TV ever! I swear to God I will watch this show til the day I die. 

Damon was amazing this episode, so heartwrenching!

Thanks for reading!