The Killer - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 5

*This review contains spoilers.*

So excited!

• Oh, damn, Professor Creepy is evil! Shocker! I hope nobody kills Klaus, though he can be a dick at some times. 
• Oooooh, joint diary writing! I like it! Oh, my God, Elena, you angsty, whiny bitch....how can you not be enthused about eternity with the utterly divine Damon (or, if you insist, Stefan)?
• Oh, Klaus is in Italy, will he find the sword? Probably, I'm going to guess. 
• Damon, sweetheart, you have no idea how much I adore you. 
• Oh, shit, hostage situation! Aaaah!
• Oh, Stefan, ever the pragmatist. Oh, be careful, you almost let them know!
• God, Bonnie, don't trust Professor Creepy here. 
• Come on, Klaus, you know you care at least a little. 
• Oooooh, that was sexy with Damon and Elena. 
• Oh, boys don't fight!
• I like the tunnel idea. 
• Stefan, you son of a bitch, why did you hurt Damon!
• Elena, don't let Stefan treat you like this....you need to rescue Jeremy! And you should be furious over what he did to Damon!
• Uh-oh, Caroline meets Hailey...not good. Whoa, whoa, Dean be careful! 
• Yikes, Klaus can blackmail Tyler!
• Ooooh, Stefan's cutting a deal...I'm still mad though. 
• Is Matt going to get himself and April to safety? What a sweetheart? Oh, no, wait, it's bricked over. Oh, it's the same tunnel as Stefan's in...he can so get out!
• Stefan to the rescue! Oh, that bastard took his ring! Stefan, you fucking asshole!
• Jeremy! Noooo!
• Come on, Elena, kill that bastard! 
• Stefan, you ruin everything!
• Thank you, Damon, the only person thinking logically here. 
• He is so sexy being obstinate. 
• Wooooooo! Elena, you go girl! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO She got that bastard! I love that girl! I'm sorry I ever said you were a bitch!
• Bonnie has her mojo back!
• Thank you, Elena, for finally seeing how untrustworthy Stefan is! 
• Oh, don't blame Damon for telling you to kill Connor, you wanted it too! 
• So, Tyler really was faithful? Damn, I was hoping for Caroline/Klaus.
• Aw,  Jeremy is giving April a vervain bracelet? Cute!
• JEREMY HAS A TATTOO!!!! Oh, shit!
• What a good question Damon...Stefan! You don't want her to be this person?! What the fuck is the matter with you! Damon loves her either way! Stefan, you are a bastard. 
• Oh, shit, what's in the hallway...so much blood! Oh, wait, hallucination only, haha. 

This was a fabulous episode!!!! Wooooo! Watch!

Thanks for reading!