Tuesday, September 4, 2012

In the Hands of an Angry God - Copper Season 1 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Sorry this is late, I'm at college and I like literally am constantly doing stuff, whether it be actually doing homework (unlikely) or hanging out (very likely).

Whatever, anyway, I'm so excited, aaaaah!

  • I will never get tired of television's most amazing title sequence. 
  • Whoa, Corky cleans up nice! Super sexy in a suit! Aw, Annie is going to be a proper lady. 
  • And a hint of Corky/Elizabeth Haverford? YES! Oh, this is utter perfection! 
  • Aw, poor little kids...I hope nothing bad happens to the orphanage. Oh, of course, dumbasses with torches, just what the world needs. -_-
  • Ooooooh, Eva is so jealous. Again, Corky has so many women on a string here. 
  • Oh, shit....is that dude dead? Oh, yep, poor Dermot! Oh, no, he was the guy from last night...oh, man,  there is going to be some sort of explosion of racial violence...I hope those orphanage children don't get hurt. 
  • Oh, a sweet moment with Sarah and Matthew! Yay! This is so lovely, and very well acted! Now, Sarah, don't be a bitch to Kevin...
  • Oh, yes, I LOVE these mid-nineteenth century forensic scenes. That is literally the coolest thing ever. 
  • Oh, damn, that was literally the greatest scene ever. "The Irish hold no patent on a brooding heart." That was so freaking epic...this is why I watch British television, you just don't get that in American TV...aw, man, I'm like giddy over here. Roomie officially thinks I've lost it. But, God damn, that was a magnificent scene!
  • Locket? The locket? Was that the locket?
  • Damn, Dermot's daughter is ... um ... intense, to put it in a overly kind manner. Great actress, by the way. 
  • Uh-oh, Eva you better not hide the locket from Kevin...
  • Oh, shit! Garland really did do it! I totally thought he was framed or something, he seemed like a nice guy. Oh, wait, not human blood? Okay...I really have no idea whether or not Garland did it. 
  • I feel bad with the whole Maguire/Molly thing...he's so sweet with her, and I feel like she doesn't reciprocate. 
  • Ah, yes, Elizabeth again. That was cute..and the whole painting thing...aw, she believes Garland is innocent! Oh, this music is great! And Tom Weston-Jones is so beautiful. Really, Annie? Damn! 
  • The plot thickens...
  • Wow, Dermot's friend, you are an idiot. Wait, what did Dermot do? Still, Kevin is a kickass detective.
  • Oh, these two women with Elizabeth are total bitches. Come on, Elizabeth, be the badass I know you to be...oooooh, that was high class badassery, I love it. 
  • Oh, okay, so Bessie did it? Or this Jasper fellow? Oh, man, oh, man...Bessie! Damn! Stringing him up for kicks? That is cold. 
  • Oh, poor Corky, I don't know why I feel bad you miss your wife when you are simultaneously in bed with the madame of a brothel. 
  • Whoa, whoa, you're letting Bessie get away with murder? Over the money for a suit? I mean, I like the way that Kaleigh and Jerry are getting a happy ending and that Garland didn't swing, but I am pissed as hell that Bessie the murderess got away scot free. Am I the only one upset about that? Please comment below. 
  • Kevin looks super hot with his shirt unbuttoned but his scarf still done up. YES! I love that they just had a cheek kiss. Wooo!
    Yay, Sarah doesn't have to be a bitch anymore. Woo! 
  • Ah, yes, who is this Madame Grindel (spelling?)...oh, shit! Wait, what service? Is she a prostitute? Oh, no, an abortionist. Eva, you lying bitch! Come on, now! 
  • Oh, my God, Annie what the hell are you doing? That was creepy and weird and not cool. 
Ah, yes, that was an amazing episode! I love that we saw further development of Elizabeth/Kevin, because I live for boy-from-the-wrong-side-of-the-tracks romances, but I was literally furious over Bessie getting away with murder over the price of a suit. Yeah, Dermot was an asshole, but did she have to stab him with a knitting needle? I was happy with the good resolution for Kaleigh and Jerry, and Sarah finally having some joy in her life. The Annie thing was creepy, just saying. 

Finally, and as always, Tom Weston-Jones is beautiful and soulful and epic and passionate and I love him and he is beautiful and gorgeous and sexy. 

That is all. 

Thank you for reading! 

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