Thursday, October 18, 2012

Proceed with Caution - Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*


  • Uh-oh, wandering around the streets in the middle of the night is generally not a good idea. 
  • Aw, Cat has a roommate! Heather! Her sister! Oh, my God, Heather looks like the girl who played Lizzie Bennett in Lost in Austen
  • Hahaha, Cat taking out J.T. was pretty hilarious. 
  • The understudy! It was so the understudy; it's always the understudy. 
  • Oooooh, no accident! Suicide or homicide! 
  • Oh, God, it's Vincent! He so wants to see her...wait, if Vincent can hear that pulse, what else can he hear...*suggestive hint*
  • Uh-oh, cat fight between the dancer and Victoria? Who was Odette last year? Oh, it was SO the understudy. 
  • Wait, wait, Gemma was a temporary Odette? It can't have been Victoria...
  • Uh-oh...throwing away flowers from boy she doesn't like and taking the morning after pill?
  • Aw, Vincent offered her a drink? Oh, Vincent, you know that her pulse is racing because of you! 
  • Aw, they're giggling together! How cute! Oh, J.T. let them be cool, please. 
  • Uh-oh, stalker and work...Julio Ramirez, the janitor! Did he do it? Oh, well, he's running, so I'm going to say yes.
  •  Oh, God, Cat you are a stupid bitch.
  • So, it wasn't Julio? Okay, hmm...
  • So, Vincent left? 
  • I take back what I said, I don't think it's Victoria. Oh, no, whoa....she knows something.
  • Oh, damn, Cat, you stupid bitch, what did Vincent tell you? And then you hit someone? Who turns out to be a ninja assassin...okay, that's going down. 
  • And Vincent saves her, even though she's a dumb bitch. 
  • I love Evan of the British Accent. Cat the Dumb Bitch doesn't deserve him. 
  • Oh, so Victoria was pregnant with Joshua's baby? Who is the father? Oh, damn, the dance teacher did it! Didn't see that coming! 
  • Oh, Cat, a letter? Really...
  • Uh-oh, bye-bye Heather? Nope, she's staying. 
  • It's him! He sent her a note! And they're meeting! Oh, um...there's a ... uh ... touching moment on the roof. 
Meh...not bad. 

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