The Rager - Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 3

*This review contains spoilers.*

Literally just ran back from a meeting to make it in time for this! Wooo!

• No, Damon, don't you dare leave! I love you too much!
• Aw, Matt, you're so sweet!
• Oh, shit, Klaus! 
• Oh, damn, Rebecca just went a little crazy with that pencil...
• Uh-oh...the hunter. 
• Oh, no...careful with this guy, Jeremy.
• Damon! Hello beautiful! Oh, no, what bastard shot Damon?
• Oh, God, it's Faye from Secret Circle! Oh, wait, who is this Haley? Oh, some girl he met when he was learning to control his werewolf-ness. Uh-oh, competition for Caroline? Then again, I support Caroline/Klaus. 
• Come on, Meredith, be careful with Damon....
• Oh, yes, what's this about Pastor Young?
• Finally, someone tells Damon he is the good brother!
• Connor, don't you dare hurt Matt! Oh, he ratted out Rebecca! Damn, Matt, you are more conniving than I gave you credit for!
• Damon, don't be so patronizing...but do continue to strip! Oh, that was the sassiest and sexiest pants unbutton EVER. 
• And Jeremy just ratted out Meredith...
• Oh, damn, some party! 
• Oh, Klaus, are you going to introduce Haley and Caroline? Bad idea!
• Oh, no! Elena's daylight ring! Damn, Rebecca, you're cold!
• Oh, dear God, Elena, are you doing a keg stand?!
• Damn, Klaus...this is why I want you to be with Caroline!
• Oh, this is so cool! Her standing on the motorcycle!
• Uh-oh, what's going to go down with Damon and Connor? Oh, yes, they got that bastard! Wooo!
• Oh, damn, vampire sexytimes! Oh, God, she's fantasizing about Damon! I knew it, she wants Damon! I KNEW IT!!!!
• HOLY FUCK SHE RIPPED MATT'S HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!! Hallucination?
• Now, what are Damon and Klaus going to do with Connor? Klaus recognizes the symbols! One of the five? One of the five what?
• Okay, okay...is Elena dying or what? Oh, damn, she's hallucinating Damon again! 
• Is Klaus going to help? He is! I bet he is secretly such a sweetheart! What use? The Five must be able  to turn people back from vampirism. 
• April and Rebecca are a friend item now? Cool!
• Why do people Damon like that? Why can't anyone just let him be or love him the way he is! 
• Oh, Matt, what a sweet guy you are.  
• Uh-oh...oh, no, wait, Damon to the rescue! God, I love you Damon! Volunteering to teach her, tucking her hair behind her hair...you are perfection incarnate. 
• Uh-oh, what's up with Klaus and Connor? 

Oh, wow, that was a totally wonderful episode! 

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