A Little Slice of Kevin - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 7

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• Uh-oh, demon mom at the fingerpainting place. 
• God, I love it when the Dean drives and listens to classic tunes...
• Holy shit, is that Cas?!?!?!?!?
• Uh-oh...weird disappearances and creepy happenings? Sounds like a job for the Winchesters!
• Oh, no, they've got the angel who wears the uniform! He was cute. 
• Oh, he's giving Crowley names...those are probably the people who keep going missing.
• Hey, there's paint boy! Oh, look, these must be all the people!
• Oh, damn, it's the Trans! I love Mrs. Tran...she is a freaking badass. 
• Oh, God...Delta the witch....yikes.
• It's Cas!!!! Is Dean cracking or is Cas back from the dead?
• Oh, poor Dean, your guilt is adorable...I love you so. 
• Oh, God, people, they are not aliens. Get a grip. Oh, he thinks they're prophets...and now that dude is dead. Oh, stupid bitch, don't read it to him. Oh, wow, haha. 
• Mrs. Tran, I would not trust this bitch. 
• Cas is in the mirror! He speaks! 
• Yes, flashback to Purgatory...aw, nice Dean and Benny moment! 
• Dean, don't be upset about Cas being back, be happy!
• Hit her, Mrs. Tran...Oh, damn it, Delta's working with Crowley. 
• Wooooooooooooo, yeah Mrs. Tran! Love it!
• Chuck's dead? Damn! 
• Oh, Dean, sweetheart, when is it ever actually your fault?
• Annndddd Mrs. Tran has a demon in the trunk...I love her. 
• Uh-oh, have they been torturing Kevin? HOLY FUCK THAT WAS HIS PINKY FINGER!!!!!!! 
• The archangel Metatron? Metatron? Really? Oh, God...this is great. 
• Damn, demon bombs really work!
• Oh, God, Crowley and Cas are going to duel! Damn, Castiel is sexy as hell. Okay, okay, they've got Kevin and half a tablet. 
• Sam, you're sending them to Garth?
• Aw, Cas and Dean, don't fight! 
• Cas opted to stay behind! What?
• Whoa, Cas just zoned out to heaven? Weird...
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The Killer - The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 5

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So excited!

• Oh, damn, Professor Creepy is evil! Shocker! I hope nobody kills Klaus, though he can be a dick at some times. 
• Oooooh, joint diary writing! I like it! Oh, my God, Elena, you angsty, whiny bitch....how can you not be enthused about eternity with the utterly divine Damon (or, if you insist, Stefan)?
• Oh, Klaus is in Italy, will he find the sword? Probably, I'm going to guess. 
• Damon, sweetheart, you have no idea how much I adore you. 
• Oh, shit, hostage situation! Aaaah!
• Oh, Stefan, ever the pragmatist. Oh, be careful, you almost let them know!
• God, Bonnie, don't trust Professor Creepy here. 
• Come on, Klaus, you know you care at least a little. 
• Oooooh, that was sexy with Damon and Elena. 
• Oh, boys don't fight!
• I like the tunnel idea. 
• Stefan, you son of a bitch, why did you hurt Damon!
• Elena, don't let Stefan treat you like this....you need to rescue Jeremy! And you should be furious over what he did to Damon!
• Uh-oh, Caroline meets Hailey...not good. Whoa, whoa, Dean be careful! 
• Yikes, Klaus can blackmail Tyler!
• Ooooh, Stefan's cutting a deal...I'm still mad though. 
• Is Matt going to get himself and April to safety? What a sweetheart? Oh, no, wait, it's bricked over. Oh, it's the same tunnel as Stefan's in...he can so get out!
• Stefan to the rescue! Oh, that bastard took his ring! Stefan, you fucking asshole!
• Jeremy! Noooo!
• Come on, Elena, kill that bastard! 
• Stefan, you ruin everything!
• Thank you, Damon, the only person thinking logically here. 
• He is so sexy being obstinate. 
• Wooooooo! Elena, you go girl! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO She got that bastard! I love that girl! I'm sorry I ever said you were a bitch!
• Bonnie has her mojo back!
• Thank you, Elena, for finally seeing how untrustworthy Stefan is! 
• Oh, don't blame Damon for telling you to kill Connor, you wanted it too! 
• So, Tyler really was faithful? Damn, I was hoping for Caroline/Klaus.
• Aw,  Jeremy is giving April a vervain bracelet? Cute!
• JEREMY HAS A TATTOO!!!! Oh, shit!
• What a good question Damon...Stefan! You don't want her to be this person?! What the fuck is the matter with you! Damon loves her either way! Stefan, you are a bastard. 
• Oh, shit, what's in the hallway...so much blood! Oh, wait, hallucination only, haha. 

This was a fabulous episode!!!! Wooooo! Watch!

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Southern Comfort - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 6

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I'm still in "awww" mode because Ollie was being so sensitive last episode of Arrow, but I'll try to keep from  gushing too profusely at you. 

• Oooooh, whatever are we doing in Mississippi? 2
• Oh, I hate it when the boys fight...aw, "He's my friend, Sam." What a sweet way of sticking up for Benny! 
• Oooooh, he turns it on poor Sammy! 
• Hahahaha, Dean, you never cease to make me grin! 
• Lols, I love that he's a Texas Ranger in Missouri.
• I like the impression we get of the hunter's world through Garth's taking over of Bobby's job...it's like a strange system or company. 
• Green ectoplasm? That's a thing now? What could it be?
• Oh, shit, Mary carved the name with her fingernails! 
• Sarah Alcott had one night with Chester? At high school prom? What does that have to do with anything? Ooooh, I love these detective type scenes. 
• Garth went to college? And dental school? The Tooth Fairy? What! 
• Jeff? Who is Jeff? Oh, no, Scott has ectoplasm in his ear! And scalded Jeff and used a shovel! GHOST OF CIVIL WAR SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
•  Sussex? As in the place in England? As in the ship? As in the short story by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle...thoughts?
• More Amelia flashbacks? Oooooooh, sexytimes. 
• Oh, Dean, stop running from your emotions...you know you want to talk to Garth about this...aw, Dean, why did you have to snap at poor Garth like that?
• Okay, so they both had grudges...okay, okay specter, an avenging ghost!
• The specter is the unknown solider? The Confederate Unknown Soldier? Why not, this show is no stranger to preposterousness. 
• Oh, Garth, you are too sentimental, it's endearing. "We won." Dean, you are an insensitive bastard. (Stephanie says, "Dean you are awesome!")
• Oh, no, poor Scott! Oh, damn, it's in the deputy! who shot the Sheriff! Damn!
• Oh, wait, Amelia wants her and Sam to just be friends with benefits...oh, poor Sammy!
• Oh, poor Dean, oh, no!
• Oh, two brothers fought on opposite sides! I see. 
• A penny?!
• Oh, shit, the specter is in Dean!!!!!! Awww, poor Dean!
• Ooh, I like this scene of tracing the path of the penny a lot. 
• Oh, damn...this is so rough, I hate it when the boys fight. So, so much. Demon blood, Ruby, losing his soul, Samuel...Dean is laying it on thick...but he did get left in Purgatory. 
• Oh, no, don't hurt each other! Oh, oh, this is awful! 
• How can Garth touch it?
• Aw, how sweet the advice Garth is giving is....awwwww, hug! 
• Oh, Sammy is being so sweet towards Amelia, who is being such a bitch. Aw, handholding!
• For God's sake, Sam! Dean! Boys! Oh, my God!

What an amazing episode! So emotionally wrenching, watch immediately! 

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The Five - The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 4

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I am so beyond excited right now!

• 1110 AD, creepy ritual? This must be The Five! 
• Ooooooh, Elena and Damon, alone together? I like this idea!
• Sexytimes with Stefan? Nope, just reassurances. 
• Rebecca bought Matt a truck? Aw, forgive her, Matt! 
• Whoa, whoa, Klaus...whoa, Rebecca, way to stand up to him!
• I love Damon, so much! "Always had a thing for sorority girls." "You're disgusting." "I know." The way he said "I know" was so sexy. 
• Delena whispering in the dark is very nice as well. 
• And Klaus has an Inquisition pain room...I like it. 
• Ooooh, Klaus is beyond sexy in 12th century Italian garb. Very cool, I love the archaic flashbacks...Oh, Rebecca loved one. 
• Oh, Stefan, you are playing Rebecca like a xylophone. 
• Oh, and Elena can't do it. I love you, Damon, anyway. 
• Haha, they're going to a frat party!
• Ah, Klaus, I love you so.
• Ooooh, Rebecca's Alexander is pretty hot. I love these flashbacks. 
• This frat party is so unrealistic...they don't even start until midnight, no one is that polite and like two dozen people would have been grinding by now. 
• Ah, she's going for roofie guy! 
• Oh, Elena and Damon are so going to hook up tonight. 
• Wait, does this mean Jeremy is the next generation of the five?
• Aw, Rebecca and Alexander are so sweet!
• Oh, shit...he has a dagger with ash right there! Aw, poor Rebecca, loving someone who hates her kind like that....Holy fuck! He knew!!!! DAMN IT! He knew, and go them all! Holy fuck! 
• Oh, Klaus, leave your sister alone!
• A cure?! A cure for vampirism? Holy shit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Damn, Rebecca, way to be!
• Oh, Bonnie, don't hook up with Professor Creepy, please?
• Oh, they are hooking up...look at the looks, the feels! Oh, the feels! Damn you Bonnie, what the hell! Oh, don't rush off and leave Damon!
• Okay, he better not escape! Oh, damn, he bit off the earring, he's going to escape! Oh, no!
• Oh, Elena, no, you don't want to be here with Stefan, you love Damon, DAMON! 
• Oh, damn, Damon, you deserve so much better than Elena. 
• Oh, Rebecca, don't fall for Stefan's stick....
• Aw, Rebecca, you buried Alex? That's heartbreaking. And fucking Klaus and Stefan are going to dagger her with white oak ash. Oh, them using her emotions against her...oh, Stefan, you heartless bastard! Klaus, no! Oh, fuck! REBECCA! Noooooo! Gah, this show gives me more feels than any other!
• And Damon still walks that bitch to her door. Damon, love a better woman! Oh, God, Damon, why are you a masochist? "You don't want to be like me?" Oh, sweetie, I want to be like you! And with you! Because you're the best! Oh, God, Damon! 
• Oh, Elena, you stupid bitch! 
• Oh, no Connor got Danny! Damn! 
• Professor Creepy is in charge of Connor? WHAT!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaH! Greatest hour of TV ever! I swear to God I will watch this show til the day I die. 

Damon was amazing this episode, so heartwrenching!

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Blood Brother - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 5

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Halloween episode of Supernatural! Woooooooooo!

• Oh, damn, vampire fight! I'm rooting for Benny. 
• Oh, no, they still haven't found Kevin? 
• God, the Winchesters are so attractive. 
• I like the loyalty Dean is showing towards Benny here. 
• Hahahahahaha, Dean is so funny! 
• Aw, Sam is concerned about his Amelia?
• Aw, Sammy is a handyman now? Cute. 
• Yes, we get to see a little more Cas! 
• Aw, it's sweet that everything reminds Sam of his time in Amelia's time. 
• His nest took out yachts? Damn...Vampirates! Lol!!!! I love you, Dean!
• Oooooh, Benny has a "her"? I like...Aw, no, tragedy!
• Dean is texting Sam? Oh, wait, no, he's not. 
• Oh, damn, Andrea is alive! Well, sort of! Benny, no!
• Aw, this is terrible...Dean, be the amazing Winchester you are and fix everything! But don't ignore Sammy!
• I think Amelia is a bit of a bitch...
• Damn, Andrea is a bitch too! Oh, wait, no, they're kissing! 
• Aw, poor Sammy, feeling so ignored!
• Oh, Benny, I'm rooting for you in this confrontation!
• YES! MORE CAS in Purgatory!
• Sam, you named your dog Dog? Really? ...And you're flirting ineptly. He buys all his clothes from Army Surplus? Damn, that is creepy. 
• Oh, Dean, why are you freaking Sam out? He's going to crash?
• Oh, for God's sake, Benny, you son of a bitch...Andrea is right there! If you don't love her back, so help me God....OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
• Yes, more flashbacks! Damn, those were easy Leviathans to take out!
• Sam and Benny meeting, yay! Oh, Sam, be cool!

What a phenomenal episode! Aaaah! Watch it as soon as you possibly can if you missed it!

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Emily and....The Outbreak

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Love this show so much!

• Damn,Will is ripped. 
• Fucking Cassandra. 
• Oh, crap, the gymnast is having a seizure. 
• Dr. Bendari is such a bitch! 
• I love Micah...too cute!
• And Larry has two wives...
• Oh, damn....what is up with the gymnast? Oh, meningitis. Aw, Emily is so sweet with her. 
• Oh, poor Emily...high school, public speaking and sex? I love her though, so much...she is me!
• I feel for you Emily, truly I do. Be brave, Emily, stand up for the awkward unpopular girls everywhere! 
• ...I suppose this is supposed to be rousing, but...uh...oh, damn, flying condom! Oh, lord, she's putting a condom on a banana. 
• Thank God, Payson doesn't have meningitis...oh, shit, that's a terrible rash! Oh, they're getting the father out of the room...it's probably an STD. 
• Oh, for God's sake! Girls jumped him? What an asshole! Let Sophie get him! 
• Okay, weird Ohio farm disease. 
• Haha, Damon is a douchebag. 
• I hope to go Cassandra can't do it...haha, yes, the bitch choked! AND EMILY SAW!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooo! 
• Oh, damn, fungal medication will affect her balance? AW!
• Oh, for God's sake, Damon is such a little bastard. 
• Haha, poor Emily can't use the bat! Aw, Emily, you are so gone. 
• Oh, haha!!!!! They can get him!
• Oh, gymnast girl is going to be okay...but she doesn't want to keep up with gymnastics?
• And Emily is the bigger person!
• Oh, poor sweet Emily, I love you so. 

Oh, I love this show so much!

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The Rager - Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 3

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Literally just ran back from a meeting to make it in time for this! Wooo!

• No, Damon, don't you dare leave! I love you too much!
• Aw, Matt, you're so sweet!
• Oh, shit, Klaus! 
• Oh, damn, Rebecca just went a little crazy with that pencil...
• Uh-oh...the hunter. 
• Oh, no...careful with this guy, Jeremy.
• Damon! Hello beautiful! Oh, no, what bastard shot Damon?
• Oh, God, it's Faye from Secret Circle! Oh, wait, who is this Haley? Oh, some girl he met when he was learning to control his werewolf-ness. Uh-oh, competition for Caroline? Then again, I support Caroline/Klaus. 
• Come on, Meredith, be careful with Damon....
• Oh, yes, what's this about Pastor Young?
• Finally, someone tells Damon he is the good brother!
• Connor, don't you dare hurt Matt! Oh, he ratted out Rebecca! Damn, Matt, you are more conniving than I gave you credit for!
• Damon, don't be so patronizing...but do continue to strip! Oh, that was the sassiest and sexiest pants unbutton EVER. 
• And Jeremy just ratted out Meredith...
• Oh, damn, some party! 
• Oh, Klaus, are you going to introduce Haley and Caroline? Bad idea!
• Oh, no! Elena's daylight ring! Damn, Rebecca, you're cold!
• Oh, dear God, Elena, are you doing a keg stand?!
• Damn, Klaus...this is why I want you to be with Caroline!
• Oh, this is so cool! Her standing on the motorcycle!
• Uh-oh, what's going to go down with Damon and Connor? Oh, yes, they got that bastard! Wooo!
• Oh, damn, vampire sexytimes! Oh, God, she's fantasizing about Damon! I knew it, she wants Damon! I KNEW IT!!!!
• HOLY FUCK SHE RIPPED MATT'S HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!! Hallucination?
• Now, what are Damon and Klaus going to do with Connor? Klaus recognizes the symbols! One of the five? One of the five what?
• Okay, okay...is Elena dying or what? Oh, damn, she's hallucinating Damon again! 
• Is Klaus going to help? He is! I bet he is secretly such a sweetheart! What use? The Five must be able  to turn people back from vampirism. 
• April and Rebecca are a friend item now? Cool!
• Why do people Damon like that? Why can't anyone just let him be or love him the way he is! 
• Oh, Matt, what a sweet guy you are.  
• Uh-oh...oh, no, wait, Damon to the rescue! God, I love you Damon! Volunteering to teach her, tucking her hair behind her hair...you are perfection incarnate. 
• Uh-oh, what's up with Klaus and Connor? 

Oh, wow, that was a totally wonderful episode! 

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Bitten - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 4

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Yay! So excited! Wooooooooooo!

• Oh, boys, I love you so. 
• Mysterious note on laptop? Who are these guys? They're funny as hell, and kind of cute too....
• This is lasting a very long time...and CW said this was a "unique" episode...what if it's just this, and no Sam and Dean? I don't know if I like this...no, wait, I do, I don't like this. 
• They're doing Lord of the Flies in a college classroom? We did that freshman year!
• There's Sam and Dean! The Winchester! There they are! Oh, this is how it's unique...not from their perspective...I don't like this. 
• Oh, gods, they're doing night vision as the creature comes for them...this is so Blair Witch....I cannot handle this. 
• Oh, whoa, what if it's the Beast from Lord of the Flies, and it's actually real?
• Okay, not a scratch on Michael...good, I like him. 
• Oh, damn, super strength to lift his girlfriend up...werewolf?
• Aw, poor Brian thinks he's Piggy :(
• YES! Sam and Dean! Wooo! Mayan God?
• Holy shit! He's growing really long fingers and fangs and stuff! What is he? 
• I feel like threatening Kate like that might set Michael off.
• Oh, Kate, don't say you're afraid of him...oh, God, saying it's so hot is bad. 
• Oh, shit, there's Michael! Covered in blood! Okay, I'm glad Kate is being understanding about this...but Brian needs to be cool. 
• Oh, shit, he's going for Brian, damn it! Aw, but he looks too cute crying on her lap that I can't hand him. 
• More Dean! 
• Oh, dear, what are they doing? Oh, damn, they suspect a pureblood werewolf?
• Okay, okay, thank you, Kate, for being the voice of reason...I really, really hope Michael is okay, he's  super sweet. 
• Oh, my God, the professor's pin! It was on the ground! It's him, it's him! 
• What kind of dumbass walks up to a suspected werewolf with a video camera no less and opens their big mouth and says, "I know what you are"? That's like number one on the list of ways to die in B-rated horror movies! 
• Oh, dear God, Brian you've lost your mind. 
• Oh, damn, are they going to get the Professor? They did...
• Oh, God, don't maul each other over Kate, please...?
• Oh, no! NOT MICHAEL! I liked him!
• Oh, God, declaring your undying love over the body over her true love and then biting her is not a good way to go about making a woman love you. Just a tip. 
• Oh, damn, she got the bastard! 
• Poor Michael and Kate! :(
• Aw, this is sad, with all their hopes and stuff. 
• I want to see the Winchesters' reactions to this...
• And Dean wants to let Kate go...I love him so much. ...And he was thinking about saying awesome a lot. 
• Aw, Dean...you have a sexy voice and are very, very adorable sometimes. 

Okay, that was enjoyable, I suppose...but if I don't get my normal hit of Winchester next week I'm going to be very upset. 

Lone Gunman - Arrow Season 1 Episode 3

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I don't know why I'm watching this anymore...but I am.

• And we once again start with Stephen Amell exercising shirtless. Oh, that's why I watch this. 
• Damn, he shot that guy! 
• Oooh, shirtless sewing scene! Yay, I love this. 
• Oh, damn, he's been poisoned...really? That's a thing?
• And he pops like Dracula to ...stride around his house sexily. I'm down with that. 
• Oliver trying to be parental over Thea is kind of endearing in a way. 
• Okay...Deadshot....
• Oliver strikes me as kind of sleazy...I mean, a nightclub to cover your base? 
• Damn, I like Thea a lot...way to be sassy!
• Oh, God, is that hat supposed to be a disguise?
• He's part of the Russian mob now? Really? Come on...what are you doing?
• Oh, God, that asshole cop again...
• Haha, smooth way of keeping out your bodyguard, Oliver. 
• I love Tommy, haha, but this fight scene is ridiculous. 
• My God, Laurel is the biggest bitch ever. 
• ....and he has apparently just walked into a hotel dressed like Robin Hood without anyone knowing or caring. Right. 
• Who the hell is Felicity Smoke and why she is such a spaz...oh, I see. 
• YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS She knows Shakespeare! Woooo! 
• Oh, dear God...I love you, Tommy...why do you have to love the biggest bitch in the world? 
• Oh, shit, here it comes...and Oliver sends Dig out with his mother and sister first, that's sweet. 
• Oh, damn, does Dig know him now?

That was okay, I suppose. 

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Emily and... The Alan Zolman Incident - Emily Owens, M.D. Season 1 Episode 2

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I love this show and Emily's inner monologues so much.

• Poor Emily! Getting spit at! 
• Oh, dear God, "Willy"?! She is so awkward, I love her! And especially her little narrations in her mind.
• Uh-oh, why does Emily have to break that kind of news to that guy. 
• The woman in 513 is probably a psycho. Oh, okay, she had OCD...alcohol swabs on the stethoscope? Sanitizing after every hair movement? Oh, damn, they did that to her on purpose! 
• Aw, the grandson and Max are so cute! Aw, he's opting for the surgery?
• Cassandra is such a bitch. 
• I don't know Adam can handle Margo, I would've flipped out at her over the OCD ages ago. 
• Oh, God, all the nurses are against her because of hitting on Jessica! 
• Aw, poor Max. 
• Aw, Micah, sweetheart. 
• Oh, this is crushingly awkward...poor Emily. A crush on Micah...oh, dear God, it's Cassandra! Emily, you are so screwed. 
• Oh, God, they think she's bi? And a horndog? Damn. 
• Oh, God, how can you stand Margo, Emily...I'd have flipped out. Yes, Margo, you are terrible to be around...I feel bad, but I cannot stand you. Good thing she's a lawyer. 
• At least Micah doesn't seem to be taking the gossip seriously - I like him a lot. 
• Uh-oh, I don't want Margo to have a brain tumor...she grates on the nerves, but I want her to live. 
• Oh, Lord, she just blackmailed the Chief of Staff. 
• Oh, Emily, this is super sweet, but he is totally going to be behind you or something...oh, no, that disaster was averted. 
• Okay, at least it's not inoperable...and in a good place to be operated. 
• Gina Bendari you are a cold-hearted bitch. 
• Max is going to be okay! Yay!
• Heart to heart with Micah. 
• Cassandra, you bitch! What are you doing?
• Aw, look at Micah's poor, crushed face when you said you liked Will! 
• Yes, Emily, stand up to that bitch! 
• Oh, no, he needs the open-heart surgery! Oh, God, I hope he's okay. He's going to make it! Wooooooooooooooooooo!
• Aw, that's sweet, she's with Micah's mother! Oh, please, you so noticed! 
• Wait, why is Adam crying, did Margo die on the operating table? Hemorrhagic stroke? Oh, no!
• Good for you, Emily! You tell him to man up! 
• Well, Max lived, and I liked him better. 
• Oh, lord, Emily, you have it! 

Haha, that was so cute, Micah is adorable and I love and identify with Emily!

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