Blood Brother - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 5

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Halloween episode of Supernatural! Woooooooooo!

• Oh, damn, vampire fight! I'm rooting for Benny. 
• Oh, no, they still haven't found Kevin? 
• God, the Winchesters are so attractive. 
• I like the loyalty Dean is showing towards Benny here. 
• Hahahahahaha, Dean is so funny! 
• Aw, Sam is concerned about his Amelia?
• Aw, Sammy is a handyman now? Cute. 
• Yes, we get to see a little more Cas! 
• Aw, it's sweet that everything reminds Sam of his time in Amelia's time. 
• His nest took out yachts? Damn...Vampirates! Lol!!!! I love you, Dean!
• Oooooh, Benny has a "her"? I like...Aw, no, tragedy!
• Dean is texting Sam? Oh, wait, no, he's not. 
• Oh, damn, Andrea is alive! Well, sort of! Benny, no!
• Aw, this is terrible...Dean, be the amazing Winchester you are and fix everything! But don't ignore Sammy!
• I think Amelia is a bit of a bitch...
• Damn, Andrea is a bitch too! Oh, wait, no, they're kissing! 
• Aw, poor Sammy, feeling so ignored!
• Oh, Benny, I'm rooting for you in this confrontation!
• YES! MORE CAS in Purgatory!
• Sam, you named your dog Dog? Really? ...And you're flirting ineptly. He buys all his clothes from Army Surplus? Damn, that is creepy. 
• Oh, Dean, why are you freaking Sam out? He's going to crash?
• Oh, for God's sake, Benny, you son of a bitch...Andrea is right there! If you don't love her back, so help me God....OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
• Yes, more flashbacks! Damn, those were easy Leviathans to take out!
• Sam and Benny meeting, yay! Oh, Sam, be cool!

What a phenomenal episode! Aaaah! Watch it as soon as you possibly can if you missed it!

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Emily and....The Outbreak

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Love this show so much!

• Damn,Will is ripped. 
• Fucking Cassandra. 
• Oh, crap, the gymnast is having a seizure. 
• Dr. Bendari is such a bitch! 
• I love Micah...too cute!
• And Larry has two wives...
• Oh, damn....what is up with the gymnast? Oh, meningitis. Aw, Emily is so sweet with her. 
• Oh, poor Emily...high school, public speaking and sex? I love her though, so much...she is me!
• I feel for you Emily, truly I do. Be brave, Emily, stand up for the awkward unpopular girls everywhere! 
• ...I suppose this is supposed to be rousing, but...uh...oh, damn, flying condom! Oh, lord, she's putting a condom on a banana. 
• Thank God, Payson doesn't have meningitis...oh, shit, that's a terrible rash! Oh, they're getting the father out of the room...it's probably an STD. 
• Oh, for God's sake! Girls jumped him? What an asshole! Let Sophie get him! 
• Okay, weird Ohio farm disease. 
• Haha, Damon is a douchebag. 
• I hope to go Cassandra can't do it...haha, yes, the bitch choked! AND EMILY SAW!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooo! 
• Oh, damn, fungal medication will affect her balance? AW!
• Oh, for God's sake, Damon is such a little bastard. 
• Haha, poor Emily can't use the bat! Aw, Emily, you are so gone. 
• Oh, haha!!!!! They can get him!
• Oh, gymnast girl is going to be okay...but she doesn't want to keep up with gymnastics?
• And Emily is the bigger person!
• Oh, poor sweet Emily, I love you so. 

Oh, I love this show so much!

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The Rager - Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 3

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Literally just ran back from a meeting to make it in time for this! Wooo!

• No, Damon, don't you dare leave! I love you too much!
• Aw, Matt, you're so sweet!
• Oh, shit, Klaus! 
• Oh, damn, Rebecca just went a little crazy with that pencil...
• Uh-oh...the hunter. 
• Oh, no...careful with this guy, Jeremy.
• Damon! Hello beautiful! Oh, no, what bastard shot Damon?
• Oh, God, it's Faye from Secret Circle! Oh, wait, who is this Haley? Oh, some girl he met when he was learning to control his werewolf-ness. Uh-oh, competition for Caroline? Then again, I support Caroline/Klaus. 
• Come on, Meredith, be careful with Damon....
• Oh, yes, what's this about Pastor Young?
• Finally, someone tells Damon he is the good brother!
• Connor, don't you dare hurt Matt! Oh, he ratted out Rebecca! Damn, Matt, you are more conniving than I gave you credit for!
• Damon, don't be so patronizing...but do continue to strip! Oh, that was the sassiest and sexiest pants unbutton EVER. 
• And Jeremy just ratted out Meredith...
• Oh, damn, some party! 
• Oh, Klaus, are you going to introduce Haley and Caroline? Bad idea!
• Oh, no! Elena's daylight ring! Damn, Rebecca, you're cold!
• Oh, dear God, Elena, are you doing a keg stand?!
• Damn, Klaus...this is why I want you to be with Caroline!
• Oh, this is so cool! Her standing on the motorcycle!
• Uh-oh, what's going to go down with Damon and Connor? Oh, yes, they got that bastard! Wooo!
• Oh, damn, vampire sexytimes! Oh, God, she's fantasizing about Damon! I knew it, she wants Damon! I KNEW IT!!!!
• HOLY FUCK SHE RIPPED MATT'S HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!! Hallucination?
• Now, what are Damon and Klaus going to do with Connor? Klaus recognizes the symbols! One of the five? One of the five what?
• Okay, okay...is Elena dying or what? Oh, damn, she's hallucinating Damon again! 
• Is Klaus going to help? He is! I bet he is secretly such a sweetheart! What use? The Five must be able  to turn people back from vampirism. 
• April and Rebecca are a friend item now? Cool!
• Why do people Damon like that? Why can't anyone just let him be or love him the way he is! 
• Oh, Matt, what a sweet guy you are.  
• Uh-oh...oh, no, wait, Damon to the rescue! God, I love you Damon! Volunteering to teach her, tucking her hair behind her hair...you are perfection incarnate. 
• Uh-oh, what's up with Klaus and Connor? 

Oh, wow, that was a totally wonderful episode! 

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Bitten - Supernatural Season 8 Episode 4

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Yay! So excited! Wooooooooooo!

• Oh, boys, I love you so. 
• Mysterious note on laptop? Who are these guys? They're funny as hell, and kind of cute too....
• This is lasting a very long time...and CW said this was a "unique" episode...what if it's just this, and no Sam and Dean? I don't know if I like this...no, wait, I do, I don't like this. 
• They're doing Lord of the Flies in a college classroom? We did that freshman year!
• There's Sam and Dean! The Winchester! There they are! Oh, this is how it's unique...not from their perspective...I don't like this. 
• Oh, gods, they're doing night vision as the creature comes for them...this is so Blair Witch....I cannot handle this. 
• Oh, whoa, what if it's the Beast from Lord of the Flies, and it's actually real?
• Okay, not a scratch on Michael...good, I like him. 
• Oh, damn, super strength to lift his girlfriend up...werewolf?
• Aw, poor Brian thinks he's Piggy :(
• YES! Sam and Dean! Wooo! Mayan God?
• Holy shit! He's growing really long fingers and fangs and stuff! What is he? 
• I feel like threatening Kate like that might set Michael off.
• Oh, Kate, don't say you're afraid of him...oh, God, saying it's so hot is bad. 
• Oh, shit, there's Michael! Covered in blood! Okay, I'm glad Kate is being understanding about this...but Brian needs to be cool. 
• Oh, shit, he's going for Brian, damn it! Aw, but he looks too cute crying on her lap that I can't hand him. 
• More Dean! 
• Oh, dear, what are they doing? Oh, damn, they suspect a pureblood werewolf?
• Okay, okay, thank you, Kate, for being the voice of reason...I really, really hope Michael is okay, he's  super sweet. 
• Oh, my God, the professor's pin! It was on the ground! It's him, it's him! 
• What kind of dumbass walks up to a suspected werewolf with a video camera no less and opens their big mouth and says, "I know what you are"? That's like number one on the list of ways to die in B-rated horror movies! 
• Oh, dear God, Brian you've lost your mind. 
• Oh, damn, are they going to get the Professor? They did...
• Oh, God, don't maul each other over Kate, please...?
• Oh, no! NOT MICHAEL! I liked him!
• Oh, God, declaring your undying love over the body over her true love and then biting her is not a good way to go about making a woman love you. Just a tip. 
• Oh, damn, she got the bastard! 
• Poor Michael and Kate! :(
• Aw, this is sad, with all their hopes and stuff. 
• I want to see the Winchesters' reactions to this...
• And Dean wants to let Kate go...I love him so much. ...And he was thinking about saying awesome a lot. 
• Aw, Dean...you have a sexy voice and are very, very adorable sometimes. 

Okay, that was enjoyable, I suppose...but if I don't get my normal hit of Winchester next week I'm going to be very upset. 

Lone Gunman - Arrow Season 1 Episode 3

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I don't know why I'm watching this anymore...but I am.

• And we once again start with Stephen Amell exercising shirtless. Oh, that's why I watch this. 
• Damn, he shot that guy! 
• Oooh, shirtless sewing scene! Yay, I love this. 
• Oh, damn, he's been poisoned...really? That's a thing?
• And he pops like Dracula to ...stride around his house sexily. I'm down with that. 
• Oliver trying to be parental over Thea is kind of endearing in a way. 
• Okay...Deadshot....
• Oliver strikes me as kind of sleazy...I mean, a nightclub to cover your base? 
• Damn, I like Thea a lot...way to be sassy!
• Oh, God, is that hat supposed to be a disguise?
• He's part of the Russian mob now? Really? Come on...what are you doing?
• Oh, God, that asshole cop again...
• Haha, smooth way of keeping out your bodyguard, Oliver. 
• I love Tommy, haha, but this fight scene is ridiculous. 
• My God, Laurel is the biggest bitch ever. 
• ....and he has apparently just walked into a hotel dressed like Robin Hood without anyone knowing or caring. Right. 
• Who the hell is Felicity Smoke and why she is such a spaz...oh, I see. 
• YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS She knows Shakespeare! Woooo! 
• Oh, dear God...I love you, Tommy...why do you have to love the biggest bitch in the world? 
• Oh, shit, here it comes...and Oliver sends Dig out with his mother and sister first, that's sweet. 
• Oh, damn, does Dig know him now?

That was okay, I suppose. 

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Emily and... The Alan Zolman Incident - Emily Owens, M.D. Season 1 Episode 2

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I love this show and Emily's inner monologues so much.

• Poor Emily! Getting spit at! 
• Oh, dear God, "Willy"?! She is so awkward, I love her! And especially her little narrations in her mind.
• Uh-oh, why does Emily have to break that kind of news to that guy. 
• The woman in 513 is probably a psycho. Oh, okay, she had OCD...alcohol swabs on the stethoscope? Sanitizing after every hair movement? Oh, damn, they did that to her on purpose! 
• Aw, the grandson and Max are so cute! Aw, he's opting for the surgery?
• Cassandra is such a bitch. 
• I don't know Adam can handle Margo, I would've flipped out at her over the OCD ages ago. 
• Oh, God, all the nurses are against her because of hitting on Jessica! 
• Aw, poor Max. 
• Aw, Micah, sweetheart. 
• Oh, this is crushingly awkward...poor Emily. A crush on Micah...oh, dear God, it's Cassandra! Emily, you are so screwed. 
• Oh, God, they think she's bi? And a horndog? Damn. 
• Oh, God, how can you stand Margo, Emily...I'd have flipped out. Yes, Margo, you are terrible to be around...I feel bad, but I cannot stand you. Good thing she's a lawyer. 
• At least Micah doesn't seem to be taking the gossip seriously - I like him a lot. 
• Uh-oh, I don't want Margo to have a brain tumor...she grates on the nerves, but I want her to live. 
• Oh, Lord, she just blackmailed the Chief of Staff. 
• Oh, Emily, this is super sweet, but he is totally going to be behind you or something...oh, no, that disaster was averted. 
• Okay, at least it's not inoperable...and in a good place to be operated. 
• Gina Bendari you are a cold-hearted bitch. 
• Max is going to be okay! Yay!
• Heart to heart with Micah. 
• Cassandra, you bitch! What are you doing?
• Aw, look at Micah's poor, crushed face when you said you liked Will! 
• Yes, Emily, stand up to that bitch! 
• Oh, no, he needs the open-heart surgery! Oh, God, I hope he's okay. He's going to make it! Wooooooooooooooooooo!
• Aw, that's sweet, she's with Micah's mother! Oh, please, you so noticed! 
• Wait, why is Adam crying, did Margo die on the operating table? Hemorrhagic stroke? Oh, no!
• Good for you, Emily! You tell him to man up! 
• Well, Max lived, and I liked him better. 
• Oh, lord, Emily, you have it! 

Haha, that was so cute, Micah is adorable and I love and identify with Emily!

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Suspicious Minds - Hart of Dixie Season 2 Episode 4

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Very excited!

• Damn...more sexytimes with Wade and Zoe...
• Oh, God, Lemon's houseboat...I really don't like her new direction. 
• Damn, Wade, is funny as hell with George. 
• Oh, Zoe, don't be taken in by Ruby...please.
• God, Lemon is so annoying. I like her outfits, but her personality is awful. 
• Oh, dear, Lord, what is with the slutty doctor outfit? Damn, he's got another girl!
• Damn, catfight!
• Magnolia and Brick are funny, haha. 
• Oh, Zoe, why are you trusting Ruby...damn, Wade is so cool about this.
• Hahaha, Lemon to the Belles about Ruby. I love it! Wait, is she pregnant?! NO! 
• Zach is bald! Not attractive! Oh, Zoe, you're embarrassing yourself. 
• I refuse to accept Lemon as a single mother...please don't make her be pregnant, she doesn't deserve that. 
• Oh, yay, it's Shelby...not. She's a freaking psycho. Great skin! GREAT SKIN! Wooooooooo!
• Oh, Zoe, "Barkeep!"? Really?
• Damn, Lemon, are you seriously shoplifting a pregnancy test? Oh, shit, they're caught! This is not good for Lavon's campaign! 
• Lavon getting a pregnancy test for his gator...plausible excuse, yes?
• Oh, Zoe, you are so plastered. And you just shouted it?! Dumb bitch! 
• Brick and Magnolia are so cute! 
• Oh, God, he's still with Shelby?
• Ruby, you fucking bitch, I hope you lose. Epically and publicly. 
• Oh, thank God, she's not pregnant! 
• Lemon gets seasick! Oh, yes, she better move home! Oh, no, swapping houses is a bad idea! 
• Oh, no...Lavon has to win! Oh, that was heartbreaking. 
• Oh, damn, Lemon's confessing! 
• Oh, for God's sake, Shelby, what is your problem! Thanks for just saying it aloud George. 
• I like this Frank character, he will welcome the zombies!
• Oh, yay, there is hope for the Lavon campaign! Woooo! 
• Giving Magnolia that credit card was a bad idea, Brick!
• Aw, this is a nice ending! I love the music, and the happy vibes, and everyone sticking it to Ruby. 
• Oh, a Zoe and Wade scene. He just agreed to casual monogamy with her!!!!!!!!!!! And the blonde was from the hardware store! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! YES!

So freaking awesome!!!!!!!!! Watch it right now!

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Sick - The Walking Dead Season 3 Episode 2

*This review contains spoilers.*

Yes, I'm late, and I missed an episode, haha, sorry.

Absolutely wonderful show, I don't know what it is, but I wait for it with bated breath every time.

The interactions between Lori and Rick are so great. Realistic, poignant, epic, I just adore it.

The moments over Herschel's  bed were deliciously tense.

Prisoners! The suspense with them was wonderful and completely blind-sided me with the eventual outcome.

Carol and the C-Section. Whoa, whoa, whoa...but it's damn inconvenient the doctor is the one who is incapacitated.

I feel like we got a  very dark spin this episode, but I can't wait for next week...and for Lori to have the baby!

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A Vast and Fiendish Plot - Copper Season 1 Episode 10 FINALE

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Aaaaah, I'm so excited for the last episode of this season! Woooo!

• I can't wait to see who was knocking last episode...
• Oh, I see...oh, dear...the Confederates are trying to burn the city again? I'm still not positive I understand Robert's motivations in this...
• And Corky, you really think you can trust Eva? 
• Oh, damn, Kennedy is good.
• Annie, you stupid bitch. Oh, thank you Eva, for calling Annie out on her bullshit.
• Oh, damn, Elizabeth is still hanging with the Booths...damn, Elizabeth, you are a badass.
• Aw, I hope they don't kill all the Confederates...some of them seemed really young.
• Oh, damn, how are they going to find the guy making the Greek fire?
• The interactions with Eva, Annie, and Ellen are something...all the women of Corky, haha. 
• Oh, come on, Sarah, you'll be alright...
• Wait, wait, Sarah's mother was left behind? Where? Were they slaves who were able to escape or something? Uh-oh...what if something happens to her?
• Oh, damn, Kennedy has the stuff!
• Oh, the telegraph guy knows! Damn, Corky, stop it! Thank you, Robert. 
• Damn, Sarah, miracle cures are probably not a good idea. 
• Oh, shit, here's his father! And Kennedy! Oh, I love Robert's interactions with his father. 
• Oh, damn, Sarah, that is not a good idea.
• It's weird how nice Eva is being to Ellen. 
• Nice look at 19th century fashion. I really love  Elizabeth's style. 
• Oh, damn, they have a horrible father/son relationship...uh-oh, I think Elizabeth going over there is very bad idea. 
• Uh-oh, Sarah better not be unconscious with this miracle cure stuff...oh, damn, there she is.
• Oh, shit, there's Maguire! Can I just say, what an eventful finale!
• Yay, Shakespeare! Wooo! 
• Uh-oh, fire!
• ...Julius Caesar...oh, how fitting is this monologue? I love you, Copper. I love you, BBC America, I love you for saving me from my melancholia, and being badass and cerebral. 
• Wait, wait, who is lying on the floor in there? Oh, damn, it's Maguire? And Kevin rescued him? Kevin, you're a better man than I thought you were.
• Oh, damn, Elizabeth, you are way more into this than I thought you were...I really, really love Anastasia Griffith. 
• What a power shift between Robert and his father...sending him to Atlanta? Oh, damn...Robert, you are cold! 
• Oh, thank God, Sarah's coming around!
• Oh, damn, Matthew...
• Aw, this is a very sweet hug between Elizabeth and Robert. 
• Oh, damn, Maguire doesn't look very good...holy shit, he killed Grendel? And Mary?
• Eva is so blunt about her whore-iness. And she doesn't seem upset that her and Corky seem to be over. 
• Oh, Kevin, talk to your wife, please?
• Kevin, what are you taking there? Is that what Ellen was on? Are you on opium? Really? Oh, God, he's hallucinating Maggie again! Poor Kevin!

Oh, wow, what a finale! I loved it! And it's coming back summer of 2013! Great finale! I loved Elizabeth/Robert this episode, as well as both of them in their own rights...I also liked Kevin and the whole action packed plot aspect. 

I highly recommend this episode and the show itself. 

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Proceed with Caution - Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Episode 2

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• Uh-oh, wandering around the streets in the middle of the night is generally not a good idea. 
• Aw, Cat has a roommate! Heather! Her sister! Oh, my God, Heather looks like the girl who played Lizzie Bennett in Lost in Austen. 
• Hahaha, Cat taking out J.T. was pretty hilarious. 
• The understudy! It was so the understudy; it's always the understudy. 
• Oooooh, no accident! Suicide or homicide! 
• Oh, God, it's Vincent! He so wants to see her...wait, if Vincent can hear that pulse, what else can he hear...*suggestive hint*
• Uh-oh, cat fight between the dancer and Victoria? Who was Odette last year? Oh, it was SO the understudy. 
• Wait, wait, Gemma was a temporary Odette? It can't have been Victoria...
• Uh-oh...throwing away flowers from boy she doesn't like and taking the morning after pill?
• Aw, Vincent offered her a drink? Oh, Vincent, you know that her pulse is racing because of you! 
• Aw, they're giggling together! How cute! Oh, J.T. let them be cool, please. 
• Uh-oh, stalker and work...Julio Ramirez, the janitor! Did he do it? Oh, well, he's running, so I'm going to say yes.
•  Oh, God, Cat you are a stupid bitch.
• So, it wasn't Julio? Okay, hmm...
• So, Vincent left? 
• I take back what I said, I don't think it's Victoria. Oh, no, whoa....she knows something.
• Oh, damn, Cat, you stupid bitch, what did Vincent tell you? And then you hit someone? Who turns out to be a ninja assassin...okay, that's going down. 
• And Vincent saves her, even though she's a dumb bitch. 
• I love Evan of the British Accent. Cat the Dumb Bitch doesn't deserve him. 
• Oh, so Victoria was pregnant with Joshua's baby? Who is the father? Oh, damn, the dance teacher did it! Didn't see that coming! 
• Oh, Cat, a letter? Really...
• Uh-oh, bye-bye Heather? Nope, she's staying. 
• It's him! He sent her a note! And they're meeting! Oh, um...there's a ... uh ... touching moment on the roof. 

Meh...not bad. 

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